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wyd in this situation

Calypso I hate you but I love you but I hate you but I love you but I hate you but i love you but I hate you but I love you but I hate you

dummy-dot-exe

🦋🦋 by GatoPescado3@GatoPescado3

alphacomicsvol2

Cyclops and Phoenix by Belen Ortega

badtakesandbascinets

Me when I rouse the blood to awaken (woke up too fucking early for a fucking math class) and must use my disciplines to avoid harm (run to not get hit by a fucking car on my way to class) and so must feast upon an unsuspecting mortal (Lunchables Ham and Cheddar Cracker Stacker) to sate my hunger lest the Beast takes over (this one is actually just The Beast from VTM).

pocketss

remove brain

galaxyspeaking

And in the darkness, bind them.

thewistlingbadger

This is actually painful. The way she's completely light. Her crying as she covers his mouth. His expression? THE HAND PLACEMENT? GOOD LORD THEY WILL BE THE END OF ME

aspirateur-killeuse

inkwellraven

What made me laugh most is that the post just days "sponsored by parmesean cheese." Not a cheese brand. Parmesean itself as an entity and business.

Big Parma, if you will.

knitmeapony

Villa began working with Parmigiano Reggiano—the official consortium of authentic parmesan cheese producers—in 2021

She is actually literally sponsored by big Parma

theravenloftwanderers

🥀 𝕮𝖚𝖗𝖘𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖍𝖉 - 𝕯𝖆𝖞 𝕴𝕴𝕴 𝕭𝖗𝖎𝖉𝖊 - 🥀

If Strahd sent me a wedding invite or even for a vow renewal for his brides. Disrespectfully, I would decline. I ain't about to be the entree for them y'know. I like blood like I like my slumber. Undisturbed.

szachrajka

Eilistraee, Vhaeraun

cerastes

Man, this Grail War is fucked up. I see Genghis Khan fighting Sun Wukong while Judas Iscariot bombards the area trying to kill either or both. I think I just heard someone yell “Large Hadron Collider!” and localize a black hole which then, even more terrifyingly, was easily countered somehow, meanwhile, all I summoned was the Hypothetical Racist White Baby With A Terminal Illness That Wants To Say The N Word As His Last Request. I gotta get the fuck out of here.