my only mission is to radiate love

i would commit arson for spencer reid

[yellow-maiden]

WALLPAPERS

[elasticitymudflap]

idk whats funnier: that tumblr got people to spend multiples of $7.99 to add fake verification checkmarks to their blog to ""make fun of"" twitter's latest fuckup, or that these checkmarks literally do not show up for mobile users and thats why i had no idea this amazing feat of opportunistic capitalism was even happening until just now

[wh0mst-is-this]

Nothing could be more correct than this

[moonlight-in-the-sea]

HI! Okay so you said your requests were open so I was wondering if I could request something for Jesse McCree/Cole Cassidy. Reader (gender neutral) really likes his hat and talks to him/tries to steal his hat but before they can he explains what it means to wear a cowboys hat. The reader gets really flustered at it but just ends up looking him dead in the eye while they take his hat and put it on. (I’m pretty sure it has sort of NSFW implications like you wear you ride LMAO but you don’t have to write any of that if you’re not comfortable!:) mostly just Jesse teasing the reader and them getting flustered)

i looked it up and lo and behold, it's true! perfect prompt for cass!

cole cassidy is a charming man who has the power to draw people to him easily, and you were no exception. from the southern drawl to his way of speech, from the casual terms of endearment to how laid back he is, he's the picture-perfect friend you want to have around.

it's so easy to get along with him and chill together, no matter if you're a newbie or veteran agent. the conversation flows so easily, and he has a way of not making it awkward whether it's a just a pleasant greeting or a deep subject you're talking about.

his getup is unironically one of the many things that drew you to him in the first place. however, no matter how many times you tried, you weren't successful in stealing his hat. he has either tilted his head out of reach or plain grabbed your hands mid-air, telling you to ''hey! keep your grubby paws off of the hat,' as he laughs.

you just don't understand why he gives you his serape so readily--he drapes it over your shoulders whenever you're cold or drowsy, yet refuses to let you even touch his hat. he told you it wasn't anything like a memento from a past mentor or anything, so why?

he knows you'll make off with it, that's why.

one day, when he grabs your hands for the umpteenth time to prevent you from stealing his hat, he finally asks, his lips curling up to a mischievous smile, ''d'ya even know the meaning of taking a cowboy's hat, darlin'?'' and you immediately pull back with a pout, whining, ''you said it had no special meaning!'' to which he shakes his head, ''nu-uh, only said it wasn't a special memento of some kind. it does have a meaning, you know,'' he chuckles, ''what will you do if I start holding you accountable, huh?''

scrunching your nose, you stare him down with furrowed brows until he cracks. ''the cowboy rule, darlin'. you take, you ride,'' he winks suggestively as the information takes you a moment to process. ''...like, save a horse, ride a cowboy type of ride?''

"mhm," he nods, eyes twinkling with amusement as he leans in, "so, still insisting on wearing the hat? you were so enthusiastic earlier, and now you chicken out?" he stares as you fumble, heat creeping up your cheeks.

he considers laughing it off and dropping the subject then, had it not been for you reaching up, and bracing a hand on his shoulder, hoisting yourself up on the couch. looking at him dead in the eye, you swipe his hat off, placing it atop your head, flicking it up by the brim for good measure as you cross your arms.

cole blinks, blankly staring at your defiant gaze for a moment before he bursts into laughter, though the slight dust of pink on his cheeks as he brushes his hair back is unmistakable. he pulls you closer to him, tilting your chin up with his pointer finger, ''well, that's one way of saying you're into me. can't say I'm surprised, but it's still good to hear.'' he presses a small kiss to your jaw, ''trust me when I say this, I'll take you up on that offer real soon. after I take you out to dinner, perhaps. whaddya say, little thief?''

[swymsuyt]

genshin sketch dump

[nagarnia]

Arahalaween 🎃🍬👻

[d-june-y]

Some of mine Genshin pins designs

[also-web]

#🍊!! 彼女はとても美しいので痛い 😿🍂 d0n't BE afraid ⑅ h𖦹ney ♥︎🍣🗯️% { . . . } 強くなる 🍁

[midmodmar]

Quickies for my insta prompt which was simply “Draw something for halloween!”

[arre-yaar-deactivated20220828]

corvids and oranges 🍊

@chaandajaan

[zivazivc]

some more costume ideas ^u^

the first two are just some ideas for previous fox holders. A desert man causing fata morganas in the sahara, and a romi/slavic girl trickster

[aerequets]

just realizing this could be either post or pre reveal. or one sided reveal . (post relationship? LMAO)

based off of this

[davidpincher]

yeah of course me and my mutuals are besties. no, we haven’t ever talked, why would you even think that?

[sabertoothwalrus]

I don’t think we appreciate how much Howl’s jacket being casually draped over his shoulders contributes to his Vibe™. Can you imagine how different his whole aesthetic would be if his Jacket was buttoned all the way up

that’s like an entirely different genre of gnc wizard

[uvgroovy]

Old comic I never posted here

[malleux]

idk if my request went through cuz my internet went weird just now-- but anyways, could I perhaps get a soft corpse x reader in which they're all playing among us and Rae or Sean invites (y/n), who none of them have every heard of, and she's just very shy but has an adorable childlike voice, and is an incredible imposter? Like she's just super convincing just like corpse, and can tug at the heartstrings with her voice? thank you!

spell. | corpse husband

part two ; part three

-> Pairing: Corpse Husband x Fem!Reader

-> Fandom: uhh youtubers? idk

-> Genre: Fluff, Crack

-> Warnings: Cursing

-> A/N: hi it’s a long overdue corpse fic :) it’s not the absolute best and for that i’m super sorry i’ve just got to get in the groove of writing for him!

corpse husband taglist is closed!

You were never one to enjoy the spotlight. Instead, you were often found in the background of things, just observing the extroverts who managed to get themselves in the middle of everything.

You had a nerve to admire them- their ability to just get out there and show their true selves, despite so many people watching their every move. Just the thought of it made you shudder. Yet you couldn’t help but also be rather envious of them.

Them, in question, being Sean McLoughlin.

You weren’t quite sure how you became associated with Jacksepticeye himself, choosing to focus on the present and future with your friend rather than dwelling on your past. He was just Sean, your internet friend. And also Jacksepticeye- a famous youtuber with millions of followers.

Sean was who you aspired to be in life. Outgoing, happy, out there, everything positive in life that Sean had, you wanted.

He’d confided in you often about how nervous he’d get before streams or videos, fearing that he’d say the wrong thing or upset his fans, but he still put on a brave face and went out into the chaos. That’s what you admired. His ability to conquer those anxieties.

You wished you could do that. You were simply too nervous.

Which is why when Sean facetimed you one night- morning, actually, seeing as it was 3am in California, where you were- asking you to join a game of Among Us for one of his videos, you adamantly refused.

“Why? Please, Y/N, we need one more person.” Sean begged, “It’ll be me, you, Felix, Ethan, Corpse, Julien, PJ, and Dave. Not everyone’s playing today, it’s a smaller crowd.”

“But it’s still a lot.” You groaned, “I don’t even know them. I just know you.”

“They’re nice! You literally watch their videos.” He argued back.

“That’s the point, Sean! They’re famous, I’d just be some random chick in the game that everyone asks where the fuck she came from.”

“No, you’ll be the girl that everyone adores. Now get on, we’re playing in ten.”

You sighed as the phone hung up and turned on your computer. A Discord invite was waiting for you- Sean must have invited you for you to talk to everyone as you played. You accepted with shaky fingers and put your headphones on, pulling up Among Us and typing in the game code.

“Hello everyone- wait, who’s pink?”

“She’s a good friend of mine,” Sean explained to Felix, “Say hi Y/N. We’re streaming live right now.”

“Hello,” You couldn’t help the meek tone in your voice, smiling shyly as if you were actually on camera. “Wait, you’re streaming? Sean, I thought you said it was a recording for a video.”

“I, well. It’s a video all right.”

The group laughed, but you stayed silent, fixating your attention on a lower voice that chimed in at the end.

“Well, it’s nice to meet you, Y/N. I’m Corpse.”

“The King of Imposters.” PJ joked, making Corpse laugh.

You giggled a bit, “Hi…”

Felix gasped. “Corpse, her voice is like, the total opposite from yours. Her’s is so cute.”

Corpse laughed as well. “Agreed. I like it.”

As the game loaded, your heart practically dropped.

Imposter.

As if your nerves weren’t bad enough as they were. But, on the bright side, you were with Sean as the other imposter. At least it was someone you knew.

You both split up, you heading towards Electrical. Corpse and Felix were close behind you, Felix following you into the room while Corpse left. You pretended to do your task for a minute before moving to your left a minute and killing Felix.

You rushed out of the room and then headed to Navigations, making sure to avoid anybody who could have seen you leave Electrical. A few moments later, a body was reported.

“Where was it?” Sean asked Julien, the reporter.

“Electrical.”

“I saw Y/N go in there with him at the beginning of the game.” Corpse joined in, “I saw them as I was going to the Reactor.”

“I was in Electrical with him,” You admitted, still acting a bit shy. What could you say, deep voices and new people made you nervous. “But after that I left and went to do my task in Navigation. Felix was still alive and there when I left.”

“Did you pass anyone sus on the way there?” Sean asked.

“No, if they came in after I did it must’ve either been from the other way or after I was already in Electrical.” You started picking at your nail polish- a habit of yours when things got a little overwhelming.

“So you’re saying that it could’ve been from the direction Corpse was in?” You could hear the smirk in Sean’s voice.

“Whoa, whoa, hold up. Why are you so quick to throw me under the bus? I’m just a crewmate.” Corpse questioned, “You’re pretty sus if you ask me.”

Sean scoffed, “I’m just inferring that the culprit came from your direction. Never in my words did I say it was you. Sounds like you’re getting a little too defensive for someone who’s ‘just a crew mate’.”

“Uh, guys,” You quietly spoke up. You didn’t expect anyone to hear you, but Corpse and Sean immediately quieted down at your voice. “I hate to interrupt, but we’ve got to vote. I don’t want us to argue…”

Sean laughed. “Oh little Y/N, you’re too sweet. I’m skipping this round.”

As you voted to skip as well, your stomach clenched when you heard Corpse quietly repeat “Little Y/N”.

꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂꧁꧂

“It’s Y/N, I’m fucking telling you! Y/N!” Julien was practically screaming at this point. You tried to stay calm, focusing on keeping your voice steady.

The group had been calling you cute and adorable practically all night, so you were seriously about to put that to use.

“I was in Medbay with Corpse, isn’t that right, Corpse?” Your tone was sweet and slightly flirty- hopefully he’d get the hint.

Corpse hesitated for a millisecond- long enough for your breath to catch, but short enough for nobody else to notice. “Yeah, she was with me.”

“She was with you after she vented there!” Julien cried, “I can’t believe this- she killed Ethan and vented away right as I went into the room! You all are fucking nuts if you don’t believe me.”

“I don’t even know how to vent…” You murmured innocently, but in reality you were smirking. Julien was definitely telling the truth, and you were internally beating yourself up for letting yourself be so reckless after a kill, but nobody was seemingly buying his story.

There was only you, Corpse, Julien, Dave, and PJ left. Sean was voted off after fucking up his alibi, leaving you alone with the rest of the group.

Corpse sighed. “You all heard the girl. She doesn’t even know how to vent.”

“Wh- she just fucking vented!” Julien exclaimed, “Corpse, man, she’s got you under some fucking magic spell if you can’t see all the evidence. Guys, back me up here.”

“She’s sus.” Dave admitted, “And Corpse defending her makes it even more sus.”

“The spell she tried on him obviously got the best of him. I say we vote Y/N.” PJ agreed.

“There’s no spell, guys, oh my God.” Corpse laughed, “I just don’t think it’s her. I’m skipping.”

“I can’t believe you guys don’t believe me!” You whined, deciding to go further with your emotional tactics, “I’m literally about to cry. It’s not me!”

And yet, despite your protests, Dave, PJ, and Julien all voted you out. Crewmates had won the game and you were giggling nearly like a maniac as everyone gushed about how you did as an Imposter.

A bit later, you had to say goodbye to your new friends and face the reality that their fans would definitely find who you were by tomorrow. Or like, in a few hours, because it was already 4am. Corpse was in California as well, wasn’t he? He should be getting some sleep too, you thought. But maybe sleep schedules were different for Youtubers. You didn’t know.

You pondered the thought for a moment before the notification sound for Discord alerted you of a new message on your phone.

Corpse:

Just letting you know, your voice definitely had me under a spell. I’d like to hear it more often

[llawnmas]

Absolute gold! Love this story with all my heart and admire your dedication to this amazing writing style!

[obscure-imagines]

-he’s the kind of guy that just gets swept off his feet by a woman

-the cutest first dates

-him finally convincing you to go for a ride on his motor bike

-pressing yourself against his back while he drives you over the hills looking at the water and he takes you to a place that looks over the whole city

-he’s just sweet

-like, buys you flowers

-first kiss would for sure include face cupping

-tender kisses at first

-hearing about all his stories of being a journalist

-talking for hours

-like this guy would just have a lot of interesting things to talk about

-and when you talk he just watches you with that smile of complete adoration

-he is big

-so he is big spoon

-just sleeping attached to each other

-waking up smiling every day cuddled to this bear

-he likes sleeping in and just groaning and pulling you back

-sexy morning voice

-he’s dtf all the time yo

-he’s so in love with you that he can be so tender

-but lets be serious, this boy had a dark side even before venom

-so he can be rough if you’re into it

-Eddie travels sometimes for his job and of course there would always be a plus one

-we have to talk about Eddie’s hands and that ring tho, like big hands cover big spaces yo, he likes touching, your back, your ass, your tits, your face, your hair… he likes touching

-then Venom happens

-Eddie initially trying to hide you from Venom but he can’t and Venom forces Eddie to let him meet you

-Venom sees you and is just like “we love her.” and Eddie is like “yeah, we do.”

-Venom vows then and there that he will protect you with just as much ferocity as he protects Eddie

-it would be weird getting used to

-i mean… there’s an alien. and he’s there with Eddie through everything

-Venom can be a bit of a dick

-so you could be making out with Eddie and Venom would cop a bit of a feel yo

-lets be serious, if you’re reading this you’re probably into monsters so imma assume you’re down with this shit yo

-Venom helping Eddie’s relationship with you.

-”we should buy her chocolate.” “good idea but why?” “because it makes her smile. we like her smile.” “yeah, we do.”

-no one can fuck with you

-you’d probably be compatible with Venom too so if you ever got hurt Venom would heal the shit out of you

-”wow, she’s really good at that.” “Venom, this is me time.” “no its not Y/N’s here.” “okay, this is me and her time.” “i can’t just not look.” “then be quiet.”

-my friend thought it necessary to include “self lubricating monster penis”… “it probably vibrates too.” “and it would be your exact favourite size… because he can change it.” only if you wanted to fuck venom and Eddie though. if not, that’s chill too

-having to explain to Venom the difference between good and bad people

-”what are we doing?” “we’re eating her out.” “but Y/N’s a good person, we can’t eat Y/N!” “no… i mean like… fuck. we have to give you The Talk.”

-Eddie would hate it but Venom thinks the city is pretty from above so he just takes the two of you to the top of buildings for dates (Eddie crying internally) 

-yeah Venom is protective as shit and freaks out anytime any guy looks at you or flirts with you in public, even though Eddie is confident in your love for each other

-”can we eat him?” “no he seems like a good person.” “he checked out our girlfriend.” “my girlfriend.” “our girlfriend.”

-Venom helping Eddie win you things at carnivals 

-Venom likes horror movies

-Venom being huge ego, so on Halloween he goes out as himself and gets super complimented by his ‘costume’ 

-Venom and Eddie saying “we do” at your wedding

-So Eddie has cute pet names for you, like Beautiful, Baby, Honey. but Venom does not understand pet names, “why are you calling her Baby, is she not fully grown?” “okay i think i have this now, hello Perfectly Shaped Human.” 

-”why are you calling her sweetheart?” “because she’s sweet.” “HELLO JUICY LIVER!” “thats wrong. thats just… wrong.”

-you know what man, life’s too short to not at least be slightly interested in monster fucking, lol, don’t judge me, you looked this shit up. 

********* gif credit @kinghardy so i am actually in love with this tumblr account. like, this person is amazing and they are such a joy to see come up on my dash every day. they very kindly gave me permission to use their gifs and i’m so grateful because we’re both Tom Hardy fans and they create amazing gifs that can then inspire me to write <3 <3 <3