I’m just gonna keep starting things with the intention of finishing.. and then spiraling because I was overconfident.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Naruto Uzumaki: star quarterback, bisexual menace, Twilight-quoting romantic with the emotional range of a YA protagonist on espresso. He’s loud, soft-hearted, and down for literally anything—including late-night dorm hookups with broody law students who glare like it’s their kink.
Sasuke Uchiha: pre-law prodigy, emotionally allergic, black-cat-in-human-form who has zero time for distractions. Unfortunately, Naruto is a distraction. A hot, maddening, painfully sincere distraction with a six-pack and no volume control.
What starts as “just a thing” quickly becomes the thing—a chaotic, sweaty, confusing spiral of hookup-induced feelings, dorm room disasters, existential dread, and gay panic in every flavor. Neither of them knows what they’re doing. But between late-night leftover Chinese takeout, one very unfortunate game of Truth or Dare, and excessive eye contact, they might accidentally stumble into something that feels suspiciously like love.
❤️🩹 🍆Angst w/ a side of dick. (Or is it dick w/ a side of angst?)
– A sapphic ex-cheerleader turned future surgeon who knows scripture like a weapon,
– A botany-obsessed femme fatale who flirts like she’s planting traps,
– A soft-voiced, horny Hinata with deep-seated daddy issues and a pastel aesthetic hiding her inner succubus,
– One philosophical burnout who might be God if God chain-smoked and played chess,
– …and a group chat that’s seen more unhinged crash outs than campus security ever will.
