fem!reader. brief mention of vomit and menstrual blood.
— osamu miya is a gross man. don’t get his business and pleasure confused, though. his restaurant is clean as a whistle. he’s not unhygienic, either (except for the abysmal stank of his socks). no, what you mean by “gross” is that osamu is more than willing to be it.
your first introduction to this is in the middle stages of your dating life. take this notable instance: you make yourself a bowl of fresh noodles and promptly burn twenty million taste buds off your tongue.
“ow! ugh…” you wince as you press your tongue to the roof of your mouth. osamu shuffles over from the living room. “mm, lemme see,” he says, leaning on the counter and taking your chin in his hand. “‘samu, it’s the same color as it always is,” you protest, weakly opening your mouth to let him examine. “wait, stick it out,” he tells you, eyes narrowed in concentration.
you stick out your tongue, and you don’t even get a chance to try to move before osamu darts in to plant a kiss on it. “ooh, chili soy,” he muses, licking his lips. you sputter. “EW! OH-THAH-MU! WHUH THUH HELL??” you shriek, not quite knowing what to do with your mouth.
“i kissed it better,” osamu replies matter-of-factly, looking way too smug. you glare at him. “c’mon, don’t act like we haven’t done worse,” he says, sticking out his own tongue. “you love me.”
you give him a wordless noise of agony in reply.
you learn later on in your relationship that if you throw up, osamu will catch whatever doesn’t make it to the toilet with one hand and use the other to pull your hair back. if you’re not sure if you smell right after a workout, osamu will stick his nose into your sweaty armpit and take a whiff. if you don’t have a tissue to wipe your boogers, osamu will hold out his arm and let you stick it on him. “there’s a thing called soap and water, babe,” he tells you, unamused at your repulsion. “that’s what i use to get it offa me.”
“but that’s so— nasty!” you argue. “it’s nastier to have it just hangin’ from your fingers like that,” he counters. he shakes his exposed forearm. “soap ‘n water. i’m tellin’ ya.” you grunt at the audacity to call you nastier, but reluctantly swipe your fingers on his skin and give him a dubious glance in your peripheral.
you think that maybe osamu is really just that gross. eventually, you conclude that there’s simply something fundamentally off about him. he won’t even tolerate atsumu’s accidental spit droplet on him in the fervor of his ranting about another teammate, but lets you bite, lick, and slobber all over him unsolicited.
for heaven’s sake, you burp in his face while making out one time and he laughs and kisses you again. meanwhile atsumu will sneeze in the vicinity of your kitchen and osamu will tell him to wear a mask. it’s just you. he’s just gross with you.
it only escalates more when the two of you get married. your husband will lick the drool off your cheek in the morning. your husband will help you pass gas. your husband will literally go down on you in the throes of your period!
your husband will open his hand for you to spit out something so he can taste it, too. “this sandwich is kinda dry,” you remark, dabbing the corner of your mouth with a napkin. osamu glances up from the counter and holds out his hand. “spit it out.”
you comply, because the sandwich isn’t all that great and for some reason, you think your husband is about to do something rational, like throw it away for you. instead, he tosses your chewed-up sandwich bolus into his mouth and swallows. “yeah, i make a better one…what?” he asks, genuinely puzzled at your look of abject horror. “we kiss all the time.”
and right when you think you’re used to it, to the limits of his grossness, osamu barges into the bathroom while you have the biggest poop of your life since infancy to shave his face. “osamu, get out!” you yell, tossing a hand towel at him. he catches it with one hand and picks up his razor, completely unfazed.
like an absolute freak, he breathes in a ridiculously deep breath. you think he’s about to start floating the way he closes his eyes and leans in towards you. “that’s a good one, babe,” he says approvingly, taking no heed of your scandalized expression from the toilet. “means i feed ya right.”
you groan.
osamu miya is a gross man, if that wasn’t…grossly obvious. he’s disgusting. he makes you wipe your snot on him. he lets you hold it while he pees. he shaves his face in the same bathroom that you’re actively taking a shit in.
but osamu miya also goes dumpster diving if you drop something in there. osamu miya washes menstrual stains off your clothes. osamu miya cleans out your earwax. god, osamu miya would wipe your butt for you if you asked.
he wants to take care of you. he’ll kiss you better (no matter where it is). he’ll let you cough and sneeze on him (because if you’re going down, he’s going with you). he’ll eat your leftovers (in whatever form they come in).
osamu miya is willing to be gross because he wants all of you. even if that 'all of you' means stinky farts and morning breath and all the gross things that people shy away from.
Hiiiii, do you think you could do Leona Kingscholar sfw and nsfw hcs with reader (female or no gender, i dont mind) preatty pliz?🥹 (i speak spanish, sorry if something i say is wrong 😔)
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Leona Kingscholar hc!
leona kingscholar x afab!reader
SFW
he may not seem like it, but he’s a major simp for you. he may be a sarcastic ass sometimes, but for you, he’s obedient
after all, women run the Sunset Savannah, so if he didn’t treat you with utmost respect, he’d never forgive himself
like if you use even the slightest amount of sharpness or seriousness in your tone, best believe he’s obeying and groveling at your feet for whatever is making you use that tone
if he’s being stubborn and won’t get up, and you say, “leona, get up.” in a serious tone, he’s immediately up and ready. you tease him for it
most of the time you two hang out, it’s spent napping. he’ll use you as his personal pillow, whether that be spooning you or laying on you, doesn’t matter to him
he’s pretty much an oversized house cat, so when you’re laying down together, he’ll subconsciously lick your face with his rough tongue. affectionate grooming :)
he shows off during spelldrive practices and games
he loves when you play with his hair and scratch behind his ears. he likes when you braid his hair too (he purrs)
he opens up to you about his family and his struggles. you understand why he doesn’t want to introduce you to his family, but it doesn’t last long. when cheka shows up unexpectedly, the little guy falls in love with you, calling you auntie
leona ends up introducing you to his family. falena and his wife also adore you
due to his insecurities, you’ll have to assure leona quite often that he’s first place to you. he won’t be vocal about it when he’s feeling down, but you’ll be able to tell from his body language
he likes flaunting you to vil and malleus, and makes it clear to them that power nor beauty is enough to make you want them. you chose leona, and that’s what matters
you’re like a lifeline to him. he has no clue what he’d do without you
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nsfw
he’s tease central. he likes having you beg for his touch and cock
he’ll relentlessly edge you. about to cum? he pulls away right before you do, then laugh at your whimpering
i mentioned before that he has a rough tongue. expect him to use that tongue on your poor pussy any chance he can get
and he really likes eating you out. he’s a carnivore after all, so his favorite meal is the one between your legs
say it with me—he has a breeding kink. it’s not so much of getting you pregnant, more so the fact that he’s marking you in the most primal way he knows. so when you go around other beast men or fae or whatever with heightened senses, they can sense his mark on you
he also likes watching his cum drip from your abused hole
he’ll have you face down ass up with the nastiest arch in your back, keeping a hand between your shoulder blades to make sure you stay like that
expect a lot of lazy sex, the kind where you just melt into one another. no rush, no urgency, just warmth and comfort in his strong arms. he’ll fall asleep with his dick in you
has no problem with making you up, showing off who you belong to. love bites and hickeys will be scattered all over your body, so make sure your collar is up correctly…
if you want to turn him into putty, mess with the base of his tail. it’s sensitive, and he gets so worked up. it’s the only time you’ll hear him whimpering
he’s big into giving you backshots as well as spooning. he likes seeing your ass ripple against him each time he slams his cock back into you
he’s thought about riding his broom while you ride him. it gets him incredibly hard
he’s also thought about chasing you down, and (CONSENSUALLY) having his way with you as his reward for catching his prey
one time, after you gushed over cheka so much someone would think you were the little boys mom, leona dragged you into his room and pounded into you relentlessly, all while saying, “if you like the screech box so much, i’ll fuck my own into you.”
..and if you’re getting too close to vil or malleus, he drags you back to his room, and does the same as before, but much harder. “i’m the only one who can fuck you like this, right princess?”
he’s also big into body worship. if you’re ever feeling down about yourself, leave it to him to worship every inch of you. he’s whipped
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note from madz~ hehehe leona’s fun to write for i must say
synopsis: you find out devastating news and have a reasonable crashout to the disadvantage of your poor, unsuspecting boyfriend.
pairing: iwaoi (seperate) x fem!reader
warnings: cursing, mentions of cheating, reader being mean to her man lol
note: finna be a hot girl summer, but at what cost? :') glad my lover girl didn't let that situation keep her down, and i can't wait for the new music. may or may not do another part - enjoy this thing i made to cope
"If I run and leap at him, he will most definitely catch me in his arms...hopefully."
Based off that one scene from Brooklyn 99 where Jake leaps at Terry, featuring some of the Twisted Wonderland overblot characters.
Characters: Malleus Draconia, Vil Schoenheit, Jamil Viper, and Leona Kingscholar
Notes: Recently got back into TWST so please don't mind any OOC elements and grammatical errors in the stories.
Malleus Draconia
He would most definitely drop everything and anything that he was holding just to catch you in his arms.
There wouldn't be a world where he wouldn't.
However-
"STOP RIGHT THERE!"
Before you could even break into a sprint across the field, a flash of green darts between you and Malleus.
"YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GET ANY CLOESR TO YOUNG MASTER MALLEUS!"
Despite the fact that you and Malleus were probably fifty feet away from each other, Sebek still steps directly in front of you, blocking your view of the Briar Valley Crown Prince.
Sebek towers over you and lowers his gaze, "What exactly are you planning, human?"
You take a step back, putting a little distance between the both of you. There was definitely no way Sebek would allow you to sprint towards his master and practically tackle him.
"I want to test Hornton's ability to catch," you reply, hoping he wouldn't question you any further about your plans.
"YOU DARE TO QUESTION YOUNG MASTER MALLEUS' ABILITIES?!"
"Why are you being defensive? Are you trying to tell me that he's not good at sports?"
"OF COURSE NOT!" He frowns, before continuing, "How would you even test-"
While Sebek was distracted, you take the opportunity to sprint towards Malleus, who was occupied with a book about gargoyles.
"Hornton! Incoming!"
Malleus looks up from his book, his eyes widen slightly in surprise as you sprint towards him. You close the last few feet between the two of you, hoping that Malleus would catch you and not just drop you onto the ground, and leap at him.
And he catches you in his arms, dropping the book and pulling you gently towards his chest as if you belong there.
"Such as bold move, Child of Man," he greets you with a soft smile, "Is this a human tradition?"
You shrug, "No, but we could make it our tradition-"
Before you could finish suggesting the idea, you're yanked out of Malleus' arms and placed back onto your feet.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" Sebek screeches, "Do you know how disrespectful that was?"
Well, at least you were somewhat successful.
Vil Schoenheit
He could totally catch you.
The real question is would he?
"He would absolutely not."
"Huh?" You snap out of your thoughts and face towards Epel, who looks at you in pure disbelief. You frown, confused, "What are you talking about?"
"You're thinking about if whether or not Vil would catch you, and the answer is no," the first year shuts down your idea and returns to his lunch.
You poke him, "Hold up, how did you even know I was thinking about that?"
"Because Sebek is STILL complaining about how you practically tackled Malleus the other day."
"First of all, I did not tackle Hornton," you firmly shut down Sebek's ridiculous accusation, "Secondary, Vil Schoenheit would most definitely catch me if I run and leap at him."
"Prove it."
A new voice chimes in, instantly grabbing you and Epel's attention. Ace appears in front of you, a mischievous smile spreading across his face.
"Fine, I will."
You start making your way towards the Pomefiore Housewarden, your pace picking up speed as you close the distance between the both of you.
"Incomin-"
Vil sidesteps at the last second, gracefully as always, and watches you make a fool of yourself as you fly past him. You swear you see your life flash before your eyes until-
"Bonjour! It seems like a beautiful flower has fallen into my arms."
Rook Hunt catches you effortlessly, gently pulling you closer.
You never realised how charming Rook was until you were this close to him. You nose practically almost touching, and for just a second, it felt as if it was just the two of you in the room.
"What...am I looking at...?"
You freeze, feeling a sudden temperature change in the room. You slowly turn and see Vil glaring at you.
Rook places you back down on your feet and gives Vil a teasing smile, "It seems like Trickster was attempting to test our Roi du Poison's vigilance."
You let out a sigh.
At least you didn't fall face first onto the ground.
Jamil Viper
He wouldn't.
Or at least you think he wouldn't.
"What are you staring at?"
Kalim shifts closer, trying to follow your gaze, "Huh? Why are you looking at Jamil?"
"I'm not!" You denied, leaning away from the Scarabia Housewarden.
"Don't tell me you have a crush on him?"
"Pfft- no!" You responded, before giving up and explaining why you were staring at his best friend, "I'm just wondering if I was to run and leap at Jamil, would he catch me?"
"Oh like how Malleus and Vil caught you?"
"How did you hear about that?"
Kalim shrugs, "A little birdie told me that you haven't landed on your face yet!"
You pause, "Right, and you don't believe Jamil can catch me?"
"I believe he will, but, I also believe that he will drop you to catch me instead," Kalim explains, before adding, "Because I'm his best friend."
"Fine, let's see who he likes better."
You start sprinting towards the unsuspecting Jamil, who was completing minding his own business.
"Incoming!"
Jamil lets out an annoyed sigh, as if he was expecting this to happen. He steps forward, catching you in his arms and tightening his hold so you wouldn't fall.
"Prefect..."
His expression barely changed but a hint of red dusted across his cheeks, so subtle that you would've missed it if you weren't as close to him as you were in his arms.
He smirks, "You have no idea what you-"
"JAMIL! CATCH ME!"
"Huh, Kalim? W-WAIT!"
Kalim tackles the both of you onto ground.
Leona Kingscholar
He was unpredictable.
With Leona, it felt like you were gambling on the fate of your face. There was a fifty percent chance he would catch you and maybe also question your sanity.
But there was also the other fifty percent chance where he would drop you and still question your sanity.
Speaking of, you were wondering where he was.
"Have you seen Leona?"
"GYAH!" Ruggie lets out a startled laugh, "Don't sneak up on me like that, you almost made me drop my lunch!"
"Sorry, didn't mean to." You sheepishly replied, "But have you seen Leona, I need to speak to him."
Ruggie nodded, pointing towards the botanical garden.
You should've known.
You enter the garden, eyes roaming the area for a certain housewarden.
"Leona?" You call out, waiting for him to respond.
"Hm?"
You turn toward the sound, spotting him standing just a few feet away from where you were.
"What is it, Herbivore?"
"Incoming!"
"???"
You jog towards him, closing the distance between the both of you and leaping at him.
Normally, Leona Kingscholar would be strong enough to keep his footing whenever he needed to.
However, he was totally not expecting you to suddenly tackle him, causing him to stumble and fall down backwards with locked you in his arms.
Your head rests against Leona's chest, and for a moment, you swear you hear his heartbeat quickening.
It was somewhat comforting.
Until you realised whose chest you were laying on.
"Oh-"
You attempt to push yourself off him, embarrassed of the position that you two were in, "Sorry, I'll get of- what the-"
You let out a startled gasp as Leona pulls you back into his arms, gently placing a hand on your head.
"Too noisy..." Leona mumbles, "This is the perfect spot for napping, so close your eyes, Herbivore."
What on earth?
Before you could attempt to question him, a soft snore interrupts you.
You let out a sigh.
Whatever, you guess you could stay another hour or two with him.
kalim is the absolute worst person to bring shopping with you because the moment you casually mention liking something, he's already trying to buy it. the two of you are wandering through a store together when you stop to admire a sweater, a plushie, a keychain—literally anything—and kalim immediately lights up. "you like that?" before you can answer, he's already reaching for it. the next ten minutes become a desperate battle as you repeatedly put items back on the shelf while kalim repeatedly puts them back in the cart. what makes it impossible to get mad at him is how genuinely excited he looks. every time he finds something he thinks you'd like, he rushes over with the biggest smile on his face, proudly presenting it like he's discovered buried treasure. by the time you're ready to leave, you've somehow accumulated a cart full of random things despite your best efforts. when you finally manage to convince him not to buy half the store, kalim pouts for approximately three seconds before brightening up again and happily linking arms with you as you head toward the exit. "shopping with you is way more fun than shopping by myself!" he declares, grinning so brightly that several people turn to look. then, after a brief pause, he reaches into one of the bags and pulls out a small item you'd quietly admired earlier but put back on the shelf. "oh! i got this one before you could stop me!" the proud look on his face immediately destroys any chance you had of scolding him.
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RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS. when they're trying to explain something while being frustrated and they use baby instead of your name
You just weren’t getting the concept. For one so remotely simple it just wasn’t clicking! Riddle was attempting to explain the concept, it was evening and the sun was going down, and your misunderstandings of the equation is beginning to stress him out.
“Baby, you just divide out Y when you get to this step please—“ he aggresses, one hand in his hair the other pointing at the Y’s on either side of the equation. You stare at him with big eyes and take a shallow breath, and his eyes meet yours.
“Are you even listening to me right now, Baby?”
LEONA KINGSCHOLAR. standing close behind you
It must be a beast man property claim thing , because Leona found being too far away from you when in proximity a crime. Despite his cruel words and lack of interest in engaging with you. It seems he just can’t see you and not be in your personal bubble in some way shape or form. (Don’t bring it up though , he’s very sensitive to this topic!) Not that you’re complaining…
You can almost always feel his warmth, or his presence around you. Whether it’s his swaying tail latching around your ankle or his body near yours. If you try to create distance for no reason, Leona will huff and pull you back. Actions versus words is sure telling advice with him!
“Where do you think you’re going?”
AZUL ASHENGROTTO. eyes flickering to your lips.
Azul is the king of excuses, and oh is he ever in love with you. He won’t say it out loud but you make him so insanely giddy and he just so dearly wants to kiss you. He is absolutely not thinking about how amazing you look, and how nice your voice sounds and how lucky he is, hm? No he swears he wasn’t looking at your lips… he pulls an excuse or even just leaves it at he doesn’t know what you’re talking about. Give him grace here? He’s just so down bad!
He flusters easy when you catch him but the intention doesn’t flutter away. He wants to kiss you more than anything and his body prevents him from hiding it…
“Do you want me to kiss you? I can if you ask me to nicely…”
JAMIL VIPER. hands brush against eachother when walking
Jamil Viper is a very particular and strategic man. Nothing happens on accident, and it leaves you flustered a little bit more when you notice fleeting touches… The way he walks close together with you, and how his hands brush against yours. His pointer finger ever so slightly curling against yours in a weak attachment that immediately pulls away and leaves you wanting more. He knows what hes doing, and the small smirk he has you notice afterward when he knows he has your attention speaks volumes. He just loves to play games, and he knows he has you when you reach again…
“Oh, you want to hold my hand? I don’t mind.”
VIL SCHOENHEIT. making eye contact through a mirror
Skincare sessions with Vil are commonality when dating him. When you go to his room, there are mirrors vastly layered across his vanity set up. Small mirrors on the desk (many beautiful exterior designs!) to go next to his large mirror and full body side mirror leant against the wall. You sit on his bed watching him finalize his routine. Vil is using one of his smaller mirrors. Up close to his face as he works. You can see his face in the reflection despite his back being turned and what a beautiful face he has.
You tilt your head to get a better view and his eyes track. His hand slightly turns the mirror and you can faintly see your reflection. He meets your eyes and a small smile arises on his face, pausing his method to stare. The eye contact is deafening to the world around and you feel a butterfly metamorphose from your nerves. He continues on, breaking eye contact and you can’t help but want more.
“You like what you see?”
IDIA SHROUD. be nervous.
If you find nervousness hot then oh Idia must be the hottest man in the world! He is so nervous around you, you’d think he’d never of had a crush before (he didn’t think he’d be the fl in those shoujo manga he read!) One v one with him and he’s just a mess! His hair is sparking pink and eye contact seems like final boss. Please save him!!
Get a little courage and try a move? -100 health help!! him!! Sure he might try to be slick, but it takes a while for him to do anything with absolute confidence.
“Hey, don’t catch me off guard like that… so unfair.”
MALLEUS DRACONIA. Leaning down / closer to hear you better
Malleus was extremely tall, and it’s easy to notice with the height difference. You may be average height, below or above, despite this, he always makes the habit of closing proximity. A polite, princely lean over, his face near yours and you’re at a loss for words!
His height is just one attraction, but the way he leans down, nodding and responding through physical means. He hangs onto every word you say like they’re stars. His eye contact is sincere and his love for you is just as. He’s such an attentive guy, just could leave you blushing!
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Riddle Rosehearts:
~ Riddle has absolutely no experience. He’s way too busy to even be in a relationship until you came along! The two of you would probably only consider having sex after being together a long time.
~ When you expressed wanting to lose your virginity to Riddle, he revealed he was hoping for the exact same thing.
~ After that conversation, he spent weeks researching and preparing, determined to make the experience perfect for you both.
~ Leading up to the moment, Riddle’s heart is practically racing, completely overwhelmed with tenderness and desire for you.
~ Finally, Riddle slowly pushed inside, stretching and filling you completely. The two of you clutch each other’s hand, both of you overfilled with bliss from the newfound feeling of being intimately connected.
~ Riddle moves his hips in a steady rhythm, not wanting to overwhelm you. Each deep thrust hit that sweet spot within you, drawing out noises of pleasure from you and Riddle.
~ You marvel at how Riddle’s usually stoic face is softened with pure adoration.
~ Afterwards, the two of you cuddle close, basking in the afterglow and whispering sweet nothings to each other.
Kinks: Riddle definitely has a mommy kink along with a praise kink due to his childhood. I also see Riddle having a power play kink.
Personal Favorite Headcanon: While Riddle did prepare for your guys first time, he had no idea how to do foreplay. It was definitely a unique experience, but you two love each other so much that you both just learned and grew from it.
Trey Clover:
~ Trey doesn’t have much experience, but he has a slight idea about what he’s doing.
~ When you tell Trey you want to lose your virginity to him, the two of you immediately discuss what exactly it is the two of you would like. Trey pretty much knows what he’s in to, so he has enough knowledge to voice what he likes.
~ In general, Trey is extremely gentle with you (unless you expressed to him you wanted more…but that’s for a different time! also since it’s your first time, I’m assuming you don’t know much yet)
~ During your first time specifically, he will be completely focused on your pleasure. He will most likely also give you some oral, and let’s just say, he’s got a nice tongue.
~ You can also expect him to be praising you the whole time. Trey likes making sure you know how good you make him feel.
~ He also likes ensuring you make those pretty noises that makes the blood rush straight to his groin. This means he’s going to learn exactly what makes you scream.
~ He takes perfect care of you both during and after the deed. Immediately after, he’s already up getting you some water and drawing you a relaxing bath.
~ Honestly, the first time with Trey is very tame, but as the relationship continues past this point, you can probably expect more freaky stuff, just from what he likes and what you will most likely eventually learn you like.
Kinks: I like to think Trey has a sir kink, i dunno there’s just something about that smirk of his that gives sir kink. He also gives off bondage, I can see him tying you up with his school tie. He would also be into sub/dom dynamics, leaning more dominant!
Personal favorite headcanon: Trey’s dirty fantasy is to bend you right over the counter in the Heartslabyul kitchen and stuff you like a cream pie.
Cater Diamond:
~ Cater definitely has some experience, which means he has a pretty good idea of what he is into and what he’s doing.
~ Since Cater really likes physical touch, he would want to be intimate with you, but since you were a virgin he never wanted to rush you.
~ When you voice your interest in losing your virginity to Cater, deep down he’s honored, and he immediately agrees.
~ He won’t do a lot of preparing except for getting some condoms and establishing a safe word and what you are and aren’t comfortable with.
~ Cater is extremely good at foreplay and getting you two into the mood with his flirtatious nature. Since he already has some experience, he would just naturally pleasure you.
~ While Cater is typically very easy going, during the deed, he is extremely tender and quiet, simply focused on pleasing you.
~Since Cater is one to always appreciate looks, expect him to be praising how beautiful you look when you’re taking his cock for the first time.
~ Similar to Trey, for your first time, Cater would make sure to go at a slower pace so you can get accustomed to it, but future times would be more.. extreme.
~ Afterwards, Cater would ask if you needed anything such as water or a small snack. When the aftercare is complete, the two of you will cuddle up with blankets and pillows, both of you still in a state of bliss.
~ Before falling asleep with you, Cater snaps a photo of you asleep on his shoulder as you just look so adorable.
Kinks: I can see Cater being into exhibitionism. He would most likely also have a voice kink, this would go hand in hand with the fact he likes having phone sex or sexting. Due to Cater’s unique magic, he would probably want to at least try using Split Card for a ‘gang-bang’.
Favorite Personal Headcanon: Cater really wants to film the two of you during the deed, but he doesn’t know how to casually bring it up.
Ace Trappola:
~ Ace would act like he has tons of experience, but the most experience he has is a few flings that never got past base 1 (making out).
~ When the two of you agree to have sex and you express wanting to lose your virginity, he’ll play it cool, but just know that he is extremely happy you trust him with that.
~ He genuinely doesn’t think he needs to research or plan beforehand, so the two of you would pretty much have to figure it out together.
~ Expect an extremely goofy and teasing foreplay session, he’s a goddamn tease.
~ As previously mentioned, while he acts like he knows what he’s doing, he really doesn’t, so his thrusts are probably not the best.
~ He genuinely wants you both to feel pleasure though so he’ll try a little bit of everything that he’s seen on porn.
~ Along with trying tons of different techniques, he would probably switch up the positions as well, simply because he wants to see what makes you feel the best.
~The actual moment with Ace doesn’t last long though, even though he’s switching up techniques and positions, you just feel so good sucking him in that he can’t hold it back.
~ Aftercare with Ace is genuinely probably him collapsing beside you and kissing your forehead. He doesn’t really know how aftercare works truth be told, but if you asked for anything he would get it for you.
Kinks: While it isn’t necessarily a kink, Ace has a thing specifically for teasing. He’s definitely into overstimulation as well. Ace would also enjoy being marked up and possibly marking you up as well. He would want hickeys from you and vice versa.
Personal Favorite Headcanon: Ace wants hickeys from you so he can intentionally show off to Deuce and the other first years.
Deuce Spade:
~ Realistically, you and Deuce are each other’s first relationship. That means that you two would most likely be taking each other’s virginities.
~ You would most likely be the one to suggest having sex, simply because Deuce wouldn’t want to make you uncomfortable.
~ After you expressed interest, Deuce would be a nervous wreck. He doesn’t have any experience, and that makes him really worried about giving you a good first time.
~ Personally, I think Deuce would go to Trey for help (I headcanon that Deuce sees him kind of like a big brother figure). He would just ask for any tips.
~ When you two start to get frisky, his heart is pounding like a drum. He sighs gently as you giggle and tell him to loosen up.
~ After a few minutes of foreplay, Deuce finally pushes in, letting out a loud groan at your tightness. It’s unlike anything he could’ve imagined.
~ Deuce is pretty much pussy-drunk… he’s pressing kisses all over you and praising you for how good you feel.
~ He probably finishes quickly and the second he’s done, he’s making sure you’re alright and have everything you need. Your safety and comfort is his top priority.
Kinks: He definitely has a praise kink, call him good boy and he’s hard as a rock. Due to his past, I can also see him losing control sometimes like when he’s being overstimulated, so he would be a bit rougher.
Personal Favorite Headcanon: He was so embarrassed for finishing so quickly after the first time that he’s been working on building up his stamina.
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Leona Kingscholar:
(While I personally think it could go either way for Leona, I like to think he’s not a virgin, so for my headcanons i’m putting that he has experience!)
~ Leona has experience which means he pretty much knows what he’s doing and what he likes during sex.
~ When you finally mention to him that you want him to take your virginity, he probably smirks lazily and acts real chill. Deep down though, Leona is honored you would choose him, especially since he’s always the second option it feels like to him.
~ He prides himself in his abilities, so be ready for an intense foreplay. While Leona may usually be a lazy lion, when he wants to rock your world, that’s what’s going to happen.
~ He definitely teases the hell out of you leading up to the ‘main event’ but when he finally plunges into your tight heat, he immediately groans as his cock is gripped like a vice.
~ While thrusting deep inside of you, he’s nibbling all over your skin, marking you as his. He definitely talks dirty to you throughout as well.
~ He definitely lasts a decent amount of time. When the two of you finally finish (he’s going to make you finish multiple times) then he lays down beside you.
~ Leona will wait until you fall asleep to fall asleep on himself, he probably won’t do the most in depth aftercare either unless you requested something. Expect lots of cuddles after though!
Kinks: Biting, need I say more? Possessive kink, which kind goes with the biting. I think Leona would also have a breeding kink due to his biology as a lion. Leona likes it a bit rougher too. I can also see him liking exhibitionism, but only because when he wants you, he gets you (with consent ofc)!
Personal Favorite Headcanon: After this first time, Leona has taken you in the botanical garden at least a dozen times.
Ruggie Bucchi:
~ Ruggie is most likely a virgin. He’s probably been in a relationship before you, or at least a few flings, but never a fully committed type of one to lose his virginity.
~ While he doesn’t have any experience himself, he grew up in the slums of the Sunset Savanna so he’s definitely seen and or heard some shit.
~ The two of you have only intimate a few times just because of how busy he is, but if you said you wanted him to take your virginity, he would be thrilled.
~ The most preparation he would do is buy a box of condoms, he would buy more but let’s be real: he’s broke.
~ Whenever you two are alone, he’s ready immediately to make you feel good. He lives to please. (This especially is true if you’re a woman because the Sunset Savanna is matriarchal!)
~ First thing Ruggie is going to do in the moment is tease the fuck out of you. He loves that red flush that floods your face, so he’s gonna nip at your skin awhile to build up tension until you’re practically begging him to just touch you elsewhere.
~ While Ruggie is typically submissive leaning, for the first time, he would probably offer to show you the ropes and ensure you get the maximum experience of pleasure!
~ After preparing you to the best of his abilities, which includes fucking you with his tongue, he’ll finally slip inside you.
~ He’ll keep a steady pace with his thrusts, mainly making sure that you are able to keep up with him. Similar to Leona, he’ll probably nip at your ears and neck while whispering sweet nothings.
Kinks: I truly believe Ruggie would have a praise kink. He’s from the slums, he just wants to know he’s a good boy and that he makes his s/o feel good. He’s also into the dom/sub dynamic, he specifically leans on the submissive, aka bottom side. Ruggie also loves teasing you, both in and out of the bedroom!
Personal Favorite Headcanon: Ruggie is territorial. I tell myself this mantra every day without fail. It’s part of his biology, along with a breeding kink. He wants to be the only one who can make you feel good.
Jack Howl:
~ You and Jack are most definitely both virgins. You are probably Jack’s first girlfriend as well :)
~ He wouldn’t be too worried about having sex, mainly because he doesn’t want you to be uncomfortable with him ever! But when you suggest losing your virginity to him, his heart swells up with pride.
~ Jack honestly considers you his mate, so when you asked to go to the next level, he was so happy! He probably wouldn’t do much to prepare, mainly because he doesn’t know exactly what’s needed to prepare…
~ He would be too nervous to ask for advice from anyone else, but the second you two are in bed and you’re giggling, telling him to just be natural, it feels like second nature to him!
~ Jack’s foreplay would probably just consist of the two of you making out and him showering you with praise. He really just wants you to know how much he values you.
~ When he finally bottoms out in you, he stops for a second to let you get accustomed. The two of you interlock hands, he practically squeezes yours off.
~ He probably lasts for a while due to all the training he does, but he’s mainly focused on making sure you come as well.
~ By the time you both have finished, your body is practically littered with love bites. He kisses your forehead and lays down beside you for a second.
~ After catching his breath, he immediately is up and running the two of you a bath!
Kinks: size kink 💪 something just gets him going when you’re smaller than him and he can lift you. Due to his biology, he also has a breeding kink and honestly likes dominating you.
Personal Favorite Headcanon: in courtesy of my bff, Jack wants to put you in a chokehold.
~ It’s Azul’s first time as well! The two of you would most likely only lose your virginities together when you have been together awhile, just because of Azul’s insecurities.
~ If you told him you wanted to have sex together, he would be hesitant at first just because he hadn’t been that intimate with you yet. However, he really loves you so he would agree.
~ Leading up to you two being intimate, Azul would look into sexual positions and tips. He’s too nervous to ask anyone, especially the Tweels, since he thinks he’ll just be made fun of.
~ He gets a thing of condoms, some sensual candles, and lube. He buys all these things in bulk like a true businessman as he’s not sure what to get.
~ Your jaw practically drops when Azul invites you to his room and you see the packages all in bulk. You giggle and assure him that none of this was necessary except one or two of each.
~ The two of you make out for a bit, but in order to go to the next level, you’re going to have to kind of guide Azul. Of course he wants to touch you, he’s just extremely nervous.
~ As the moment heats up, Azul finally ends up pushing inside of you with a groan. He rests his forehead on yours as the two of you adjust. He makes sure you’re ready then starts thrusting at a gentle rhythm.
~ Please praise him the whole time and he’ll return the favor. Since Azul struggles with his insecurities, just praising him and telling him how good he’s doing will do wonders.
~ Azul probably won’t last very long, you just feel so good around him. He will come down from his high with a pretty groan, and make sure you come as well.
~ Afterwards, he will rest for a second, then make sure you have everything you need. Blankets, water, a bath, some premium food from the Lounge: you name it.
Kinks: PRAISE KINK, tentacle kink heh, enjoys dom/sub dynamic. Personally I think he would have a blindfold kink or something, this would stem from his insecurities.
Personal Favorite Headcanon: Later on in the relationship, he fucks you in octopus form :) Also, I loved the headcanon that his cum would be octopus ink which is considered a delicacy!
Jade Leech:
~ Jade doesn’t have much experience with sexual intimacy, but he has a decent idea of what to do!
~ When you mention wanting him to take your virginity, he is his usually stoic self, but he’s honestly happy you would trust him with that. While he isn’t the most vocal about his emotions, he really does appreciate it.
~ He is very intimate when it comes to anything sexual, so it’s not different when you two are moving to the next level.
~ While Jade is into some freaky shit, the first time he will be extremely gentle and just do whatever makes you comfortable. At the end of the day, if you’re happy, he’s happy. He knows there’s always room for more things in the future.
~ Foreplay with Jade is pretty simple, he just teases the hell out of you, he just likes seeing you all blushed out, begging for more. He’s mainly trying to make sure you are fully prepared to take his cock though.
~ When he finally bottoms out, he leans in close to you since he likes proximity. He waits for you to give the signal that you are okay with him moving, then he starts thrusting slowly.
~ Jade whispers sweet nothings inside your ear as you wrap your arms around him.
~ Realistically, he probably lasts a bit longer than average due to his mountain hikes (I consider that training). He will definitely make sure you finish as well.
~ Jade will practically do anything you could need for aftercare. As I said, he’s very intimate, especially with aftercare, so he will get you a drink, give you a massage, or draw you a bath!
Kinks: As I said, he’s a freak… after the first few times of being intimate, he would feel comfortable telling you about what he’s into. He’s definitely into BDSM, and exhibitionism. He’s also a sadist.
Personal Favorite Headcanon: When I say he’s into exhibitionism, I mean whenever he invites you on a hike, expect to be pressed up against a tree getting a good fuck.
Floyd Leech:
~ If Floyd has any experience, it’s from quick one night stands, nothing romantic. He’s a man who knows what he likes and he stays true to himself.
~ When you tell Floyd about how you want him to take your virginity, he’s honestly really chill about it. Its not that he doesn’t respect you, he just doesn’t think about sex in an intimate way really..
~ If you two are in a romantic relationship, he’s going to be way more lovey dovey during foreplay, he’s also a goddamn tease though.
~ When he finally gets to the main event, he’s going to be more focused on just having sex, not being romantic.
~ Since it is your first time, he would most likely be a bit more steady than usual, but sometimes he’s just borderline insane and thrusts like crazy.
~ He’s definitely a biter, so make sure you have tons of turtlenecks!
~ After he finishes, he will definitely want to cuddle since he’s so into physical touch. His aftercare is most likely going to be those cuddles and cleaning you up a bit before falling asleep!
Kinks: …..this guy gives a whole Kinktober master list. To start, he’s a sadist, this man lives for humiliating and embarrassing others. As previously mentioned, Floyd has a biting kink because it’s not fun unless you leave with a reminder of him! I can also see him being into orgasm denial since it gets his partner all worked up.
Personal Favorite Headcanon: He secretly wants to fuck you at the same time as Jade, but also wants to fuck you in his moray form.
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Kalim Al-Asim:
~ Kalim doesn’t have like any experience, but he makes up for that with his passion for you!
~ The moment you tell Kalim you want him to take your virginity, he’s practically bouncing off the walls with joy and excitement.
~ Kalim isn’t the best at preparing for things, thankfully he knows to buy condoms! Anything else you could possibly want for the moment, just let him know and he’ll make sure you have it!
~ Foreplay with Kalim is honestly just him admiring your body. He thinks you’re the most beautiful thing he’s ever looked at. Just a warning, before actually starting, the two of you should discuss what you are and aren’t comfortable with. Kalim would never hurt you, but sometimes he just gets carried away with passion.
~ When he finally slips into you, he’s practically an orchestra of groans. He will be praising you like crazy and kissing your face as he starts to rhythmically thrust within you.
~ He’s really into body worship, so I could see him giving you a few love bites.
~ Kalim probably wouldn’t last very long, but he can’t help it! He’s never felt so good before. It’s absolutely his priority to pleasure you though so you’ll be there until like two or three rounds.
~ Aftercare is one of Kalim’s favorite things because he gets to show his love for you even after the intimate moment. He’ll make sure you’re okay and get anything you may need, then cuddle up beside you and fall asleep.
Kinks: After hearing how many siblings Kalim has, there’s no other explanation than a breeding kink. Surprisingly, Kalim is also into exhibitionism! I don’t know if it’s exactly a kink, but Kalim is really into lingerie as well!
Personal Favorite Headcanon: I really believe Kalim has a Prince Albert piercing. I love all his henna and piercings. Please let me explore you Kalim
Jamil Viper:
~ Since Jamil lives the very dedicated life of a servant, he probably doesn’t have much experience. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t know how to please you and himself though.
~ While Jamil likes to take the lead during sexual intimacy, he probably won’t initiate anything until you tell him you want him to take your virginity. (He does this out of respect for you).
~ When you express this desire, he immediately agrees and will prepare to the best of his abilities. This includes planning for time where you two won’t be disturbed. Realistically, he’s going to want to do it at Ramshackle so Kalim doesn’t barge in.
~ His main priority is to make sure you are having the time of your life. Foreplay for your first time would be pretty light, but as time goes on he would probably be a tease.
~ After he’s certain you are prepared enough to take his cock, he would make sure you are ready one last time, then bottom out inside of you.
~ While Jamil isn’t the most romantic, for your first time I can see him groaning your name and telling you how pretty you look taking him in.
~ Please pull his hair. That’s all I’m going to say.
~ Jamil isn’t going to be done with you until you’ve came on his cock a few times. He believes as your boyfriend, it’s his job to make you see stars on his dick.
~ When you both are finished, he will praise you for being such a good girl for him, then draw you a bath. He will get you anything else you need as well!
Kinks: He would have a slight praise kink, this would go both ways as well though. Since Jamil is a service dom, he would want you to know how good you’re doing. I can also see him being into BDSM a bit. I firmly believe that Jamil has a master kink.
Personal Favorite Headcanon: Jamil likes to dress you up all pretty in gold jewelry and the nicest lingerie then fuck you til you’re begging him to stop.
~ Vil has had a few flings, so he knows what he’s doing. Don’t let that fool you though, he’s very much a complex person in the bedroom.
~ When you first tell him that you want to be intimate and let him take your virginity, he’s all ears.
~ Since he has some experience, he will most likely take the reins and make sure the two of you are both feeling pleasure. Since he wants everything to be perfect, he will probably discuss with you beforehand what you would like.
~ Honestly, Vil is a very sensual guy in the bedroom, or at least during the intimate times where he’s softer and more romantic. Expect some fragrant candles burning during the act.
~ Foreplay with Vil is going to be a mix of him teasing you and him giving you compliments. He isn’t going to be the most teasing during your first time, since he’s making sure you feel prepared and comfortable.
~ When he finally slips into you, he’ll whisper sweet nothings into your ear and praise you. Please praise him back, if we learned anything from Book 5 it’s that he needs love and praise.
~ Since he wants your first time to be as perfect as possible, you two aren’t going to be finished until you’ve came a few times.
~ His aftercare is pretty good! He’ll probably draw the two of you a bath with only the finest soaps. After that you can probably expect a massage and or painkillers as well! He will still do your skincare routine after, no exceptions!
Kinks: Definitely into overstimulation and punishments. He’s generally a dom and likes to be in charge, but I could see him also being a switch. Personally, I could see Vil having a voice kink, this would come with his praise and degradation kink.
Personal Favorite Headcanon: Vil absolutely loves having mirror sex. He adores seeing your face contort into one of pleasure.
Rook Hunt:
~ Rook has had a few flings before, but he definitely still considers himself a virgin because he wants to ‘lose’ it to his one true love. When he fucked others, it was more of a primal hunter thing in his mind.
~ When you tell Rook you want him to take your virginity, he’s thrilled. He would say something unique like, “Oui! Magnifique! The flower that blossoms within you will bloom into a beautiful flower plucked by yours truly, mi amoure!”. You can hear this in his voice I bet.
~ He isn’t one for preparing beforehand. He thinks all acts of intimacy should just be done in the moment so it’s natural: Natural is the most beautiful to him!
~ Foreplay with Rook is extremely passionate. He’ll worship your body until you’re crying tears of pleasure, begging him to take you. Who is Rook to deny such a work of beauty?
~ He will slowly inch himself into your warm heat, letting you adjust to his length. He marvels at the blush across your face and praises you with compliments. When you signal you’re ready for him to move, he starts a steady rhythm of thrusts.
~ He’s extremely vocal during the act. Rook is never one to be silent about his affection, and it’s no different in the bedroom. His lovely words and rhythmic thrusts will push you right over the edge.
~ Your fucked out face is one of Rook’s favorites from then on, he coos at your adorable look, praising how well you take him.
~ Rook is definitely more eager to make sure you come during your first time, but he has good stamina so he can last awhile.
~ When you two are finally finished, he’s still singing your praises as he helps clean you up. Aftercare with him is way more passionate during the first time, but if you ever need anything, he will always get it for you!
Kinks: This man is a freak. He loves the predator and prey dynamic, simply because he’s a hunter. I can also see him having a mirror kink due to his obsession with beauty! He would want to see your beautiful body and face. Room would also be into exhibitionism, but like in the woods specifically, it gets him going.
Personal Favorite Headcanon: Rook lets you wear his hat while you ride him ☺️ He also lets you hunt him down.
Epel Felmier
~ Epel is definitely a virgin. I don’t even see him having experience. Similar to Ace, he probably has seen some porn, so he would be familiar with what he is into.
~ When the two of you are starting to discuss losing your virginities to each other, Epel is excited that you would trust him enough with that.
~ Since Epel is pretty confident, I don’t see him preparing beforehand. He would definitely buy some condoms just because he has common sense, but the most preparation he’s doing is reading some porn to make sure he can pleasure you right.
~ The two of you had most likely made out before, so foreplay would just be a continuation of that. Epel would just explore your body and try to familiarize himself with what makes you feel good.
~ When Epel finally sinks into you, he’s honestly pussy drunk. He just wasn’t expecting you to squeeze him so tightly, and he just can’t stop thinking about how good you feel around him.
~ I feel like Epel would care very deeply about making sure you’ve came at least twice on his cock. He likes to be very manly, so this aligns with that.
~ Once you both are done, anything you ask for Epel will go grab. Then, Epel kisses you on the lips one last time before cuddling up with you and falling asleep.
Kinks: Congratulations on the kids! Yes, Epel has a breeding kink! He also has a thing for size, if he’s taller than you and bigger than you in general, he’s in heaven. While it isn’t necessarily a kink, Epel would like to be dominant.
Favorite Personal Headcanon: Epel lets his accent slip during intimate moments. The first time you two had sex, Vil and Rook could hear a distant groan followed by, "Oh sevens... I'm getting giddy!"
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Idia Shroud:
~ This loser (term of endearment) is a virgin. Like the biggest one. He was scared to even make out with you. Trust me though, he's a freak and touch starved.
~ You'll have to make the first move about losing your virginities together. He's just too scared to even bring it up to you.
~ After you two discuss and you convince him you actually want this, he agrees with a sigh and a if you say so, but i don't want to force you.." but he's honestly really happy you two get to be intimate and lose it to each other.
~ Before the act, he would want to make sure you had a good time. However, he wouldn't really know how to prepare. To ease his nerves, he would realistically game for a while. Then probably google some tips... it just seems so in character for him...
~ He most definitely has also watched some porn.
As I said, he's touch starved... either that or he's definitely read smut.. So he probably has a decent idea of what to do, the main problem is his confidence doing it.
~ When you two end up doing it, he would be extremely nervous the entire time during foreplay.
~You probably have to lead most of the way, then his instincts will start to kick in and he'll be more natural.
~ When he finally bottoms out inside of you, he's a whimpering, groaning mess. He won't stop babbling about how good you feel squeezing him. Since his diet is shit, he will cum quick.
~ He will definitely make sure that you come once or twice as well though just because he would be embarrassed if you didn't.
~ Aftercare with Idia is pretty much him cuddling all over you affectionately, then you'll have to drag him for a joint shower.
Kinks: I can see him having a cosplay kink, this could be for you and him. He's definitely into cockwarming as well. Idia is also extremely into praise even though it makes him shy.
Personal Favorite Headcanon: He likes it when you suck him off while gaming and when you ride him while gaming as well.
~ While Malleus does have a lot of life experience, he has no sexual experience prior to you. Since he’s kind of socially awkward and formal, he definitely is a virgin.
~ Out of respect for you, you will most likely to have initiate most steamy moments. When you tell Malleus you want him to take your virginity, he makes sure you are possible. Of course he wants to lose his virginity to you, he believes you’re his one true love, but he wants to make sure you’re sure.
~ Preparing for the act is most likely not happening. If anything, he probably has some prior knowledge from Lilia, which would make it easier for him. While he understands in theory how to pleasure you, he just doesn’t know how to do it physically.
~ During foreplay, he will definitely be focused on pleasuring you. Even though it’s his first time as well, he isn’t worried about his own pleasure. He’s not planning on even putting his dick in you until he has you moaning and begging for him to fuck you.
~ When he finally slides into you, he kisses your forehead and stays still for a second to let you adjust to his length. Then he begins to move his hips naturally to the same rhythm as yours.
~ He will last a decent amount of time, but he’s not going to pull out until you’re moaning how you physically can’t come anymore.
~ Finally, he will pull out when he knows you have been pleasured accordingly. Immediately after, he will make sure to draw you a bath and get you whatever you may need.
Kinks: Malleus definitely has a size kink along with a breeding kink. Since he’s pretty formal though, I don’t think he would be too freaky.
Personal Favorite Headcanon: Since Malleus is a fae, his cock is ribbed. I’ve seen this all over and I agree fully.
Lilia Vanrouge:
~ Lilia definitely has some experience. It’s like he’s the exact opposite of Malleus. Since he has so much life experience and social skills, he would definitely have had a few flings. He knows what he likes and how to make someone else feel good.
~ When you tell him you want to lose your virginity to him, he’s going to play it off as cool. But he knows the value of someone’s virginity, so deep down he’s thinking about how to make you feel the max amount of pleasure.
~ Foreplay with Lilia is extremely teasing and goofy. Even though it’s your first time, he’s going to be this way just because he wants you to feel comfortable and not scared.
~ He’s going to coo at the beautiful faces you make, and he’s only going to finally slip on into you once you’ve begged him.
~ He finally complies to your begs, and slips into you slowly, taking into account it’s your first time. When he’s fully sheathed inside of you, he’ll smile up at you and wait til you’re ready for him to move.
~ When he has the okay, he’ll start moving his hips against yours. He really does try to go at a slow and steady pace, but he just can’t help himself, you feel so good. Before you know it, he’s thrusting at a medium speed, until he cums.
~ However, our dear Lilia is on a quest. He wants to make you have the most memorable first time, so he’s going to keep going and making you come until you both just can’t anymore.
~ Aftercare is pretty normal. He’ll cuddle close to you and if you ask for anything he will immediately get it for you. Expect lots of random dirty jokes, he’s old okay.. he needs this.
Kinks: This man is a capital F, FREAK. He wants to try every position once. Same with his kinks, he will try everything at least once. Due to his past, I can see Lilia having a sir kink.
Personal Favorite Headcanon: Lilia wants to fuck you upside down!
Silver:
~ Silver isn’t very worried about romance, so your relationship is probably his firsts for a lot of things: including losing his virginity.
~ He’s really content without being intimate, mainly because he was raised with good morals, and he loves you and would never want to disrespect you!
~ When you do mention wanting to lose your virginity to him, he tells you that he would want nothing else than to lose his to you as well.
~ He doesn’t do much preparation, he gets the basics: some condoms and some of your comfort food for after. Lilia has told him some tips while growing up (embarrassing dad moment..) and so he felt pretty capable.
~ Foreplay would most be natural between the two of you, you would start making out one night then he would stop after a few minutes and ask if you would like to go further this time.
~ When he has your approval, he finishes preparing you then slides in.
~ The entire time, he’s praising you and figuring out what feels good. He probably lasts a decent amount of time due to his training. Regardless of when he does come though, he’s going to make sure you do as well.
~ After he pulls out, he realistically is extremely tired since he’s always a #sleepyboi
~ He will make sure to help clean you up and stuff, but if you want anything else, make sure you ask before he falls asleep! He would love to get you anything you need, but when he’s asleep, there’s not much you can do to wake him up.
Kinks: (i sure do hope) that Silver has a uniform kink because of that Club uniform he wears… Silver would probably be into riding as well since he’s always kinda sleepy! Somnophilia is also a big one for him, more on that in the next bullet!
Favorite Personal Headcanon: Silver wants to try out somnophilia! He feels bad for constantly falling asleep when he’s with you, and he wants you to be able to get pleasure even while he’s asleep!
Sebek Zigvolt:
~ Sebek never focused on having romantic relationships simply because he was dedicated to Lord Malleus! Therefore he has no experience with intimacy, including sex.
~ He will probably never mention having sex together, mainly because he was raised with good manners and such! He just wants to be like your knight in shining armor, so he never wants to make you think he just wants you for your body.
~ When you finally mention wanting to lose your virginity with him, he immediately blushes bright red and goes on a rant about how crass that is… however, he agreed after calming down.
~ Sebek wouldn’t do much preparation simply because he doesn’t like to ask for help. He believes he should be able to please his s/o without any help. This is a double edged sword though since he has no experience and no knowledge..
~ Foreplay would consist of making out that you’re going to have to escalate for him. Expect him to be a blushing red mess the whole time as he grinds his hard length against you in the heat of the moment.
~ You help guide his length into you, your moans mixing with his louder groans. He sits still inside of you for a moment while practically heaving. He wasn’t expecting you to feel so good.
~ When you give the okay, you both will start moving your hips in unison until the build up is too much and you both come. Sebek won’t be too worried about having multiple rounds, he just cares that you were able to come.
~ After he pulls out, he immediately scrambles around to get you everything you could need. You giggle from your spot on his bed, then tell him you just want to cuddle. He slips back into bed after cleaning you up.
Kinks: Due to his nature as a knight, I could see Sebek liking a dynamic like a royalty and knight situation. Sebek would also most likely have a praise kink due to his job as well! Since he’s part fae and crocodile, I could see him having a biting kink as well.
Personal Favorite Headcanon: I’m so sorry but I need Sebek to let me ride him while he rides his horse. Secondly, Sebek is LOUD. Like everyone in the dorm can hear you two loud. Next time, stay at Ramshackle for the sake of everyone in Diasomnia.
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A/N: Gosh this took me FOREVERRRR. Thank the lord for Alanis or it would’ve been another day before posting. As always, I hope you all enjoyed reading as much as I did writing! My requests are always open even if you just wanna talk about nsfw Twisted boys hehe. Enjoy!
We need more blushing Leona fanarts I am so serious rn
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Tw : yan themes , psychological stuff.. , some kisses , manipulation, mentions of marriage, hinted forced marriage. Probs a bit ooc since it’s a yandere fic.
A/N : I wrote for every dorm, its heartslabyul, savanaclaw, and Octavinelle in this one. its from the most to the least, not in normal order . and it’s my first time writing for like , 21 characters (- ortho, he is with idia) so they might be a bit short, since this is just a headcanon of who is the hardest to handle which would be separated into two separate parts.
ʜᴇᴀʀᴛꜱʟᴀʙʏᴜʟ :
1- ʀɪᴅᴅʟᴇ ʀᴏꜱᴇʜᴇᴀʀᴛꜱ .
listen, you probably guessed it, and it’s true . Post or pre OB riddle as a yan would be one of the hardest to deal with out of heartslabyul. He’d be convinced you’re his king of hearts. I know it’s over used, but I think it’s just cute and fits. You are his, so you have to follow his rules too. You need to stick around, you need to stay with him. He might even fake some rules or twist one of the already existing ones in a way that’d allow him to use it on you and make you stay.
2- ᴀᴄᴇ ᴛʀᴀᴘᴘᴏʟᴀ .
You probably guessed it right. Or didn’t you? Anyway, ace alone is already handful. A yan ace is double that and more. He’d even give you a hard time sometimes on purpose. He’s just too much, and he isn’t ashamed. He’s shameless about you, and he crowds your space so much, he barely lets you off, he pesters you around, sticking to your side and dragging you with him, crashing at your place and pushes himself on your personal space like it’s his own. Because isn’t it? You’re his, so that settles it. And even when you complain, he just uses your words against you and twist your words to manipulate you into believing you’re wrong. So you stay. Yan ace would be mean in my opinion.
3- ᴄᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴅɪᴀᴍᴏɴᴅ .
I see a lot of people always talking about him black mailing you. And while that’s a bit true, I don’t think it’d be his FIRST thing to do if you wanted to leave. He wouldn’t immediately paint himself like that, he wants you to stay. You can’t leave him, so he’d make you feel bad for even thinking about it and would just manipulate you into believing him and staying. He’d try to stay likeable, that’s mostly what he dose. Stay likeable to you. So in a fit of desperation, he try to make you feel bad any time you do something he doesn’t like. He just has to make sure he dose it in a way that’d make him look good! He’s a bit avoidant and depressive at times , and he could get moody and mean. So, good luck with that.
4- ᴅᴇᴜᴄᴇ ꜱᴘᴀᴅᴇ .
Deuce, my sweet sweet deuce. He’s my favourite ever. But some of you guys misinterpret as innocent baby who doesn’t know anything. He’s simply trying to better himself, he isn’t naive. Maybe a little dumb, but doesn’t that add to his charm? Which is probably how you ended up with him. He’s just so cute, he’s trying his best and he’s always so gentle to you. But it’s not always that cute, he Wasn’t afraid to hit or beat up someone who looked at you wrong. And he didn’t wanna leave you alone. Constantly looking out for you in a crowd , always making sure you’re close to him, always trying to push away people who offer to help you, be it from studies to carrying stuff to whatever, just so he can do it in his own. He’s lost his temper once or twice with you. But he just keep apologizing and holding you closing , kissing you softly, scared you’d leave .
5- ᴛʀᴇʏ ᴄʟᴏᴠᴇʀ .
Him being the last, doesn’t mean he’s better than everyone else. Not really. Quite ironically, he’d be one of the people who could manipulate you easily. I mean, come on . He’s calm, he’s patient with you, he’s gentle, he lets you do whatever you want. So , when he asks you to do something for him back, it’s only fair, hm? Even during arguments, he’d stay weirdly calm in a way that’d make you feel like you’re the wrong. Like you’re overreacting. And isn’t that just it? Trey already told you, he knows that it’d be best for you if you just listen to him. Maybe he’s right.
-ꜱᴀᴠᴀɴᴀᴄʟᴀᴡ
1- ʟᴇᴏɴᴀ ᴋɪɴɢꜱᴄʜᴏʟᴀʀ .
Wow wow , surprise surprise.
This is a personal opinion, but really. He had the power in many different ways. And one of them is that he’s literally a royal. You know how easily it is for him to just call his brother and parents and tell them he wants to marry, and then you can never leave? No? Well you’ll learn if you don’t stop being difficult. He is planning to marry you either way. You wanted it or not. He’d just say that in a way to get you to be less handful. Talking as if he isn’t the one literally making you stay with him. And now he’s talking about marriage as if it’s just another thing? He’s just the worst sometimes, I tell you. He’s a lion , so he could be a bit territorial sometimes. There would be day where he’d trap you in his room, literally not letting you leave him. He isn’t ashamed of it too. Not even ashamed of manipulating you, he dose try to hide it most the time, but really.
2- ʀᴜɢɢɪᴇ ʙᴜᴄᴄʜɪ .
I feel like he’d be a mess. Hope you can handle him. He’s as sneaky and annoying as it gets, so he isn’t above manipulating or attempting to control some stuff of you that he can get his hand. I also think he’d be a bit of a jealous or insecure person. So that’s where he can get a biiit mean and try to self sabotage you, he’s just really scared , what if you want to leave him for someone else? Someone better ? What if you realize that you’re worth much more? He can’t have that. So , he tried to sabotage and control you in small ways that would have him a bit relieved to have you back in his arms. It doesn’t matter if you want it or not,, you’ll want it later.
3- ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ʜᴏᴡʟ .
Listennn now, he’s placed third because we all know he’s better than the two of his dorm. Yet still, he’s still is a handful. Because he’s so convinced that what he’s doing to you or being with you, is positively helping. And while he isn’t wrong, he’s just a bit delusional. He’s sure you can do it. Oh? You don’t think so? It’s okay. Try again, and you will do it. You have to, okay? You do have a choice, but it isn’t as big as you’d like it to be. So really, just listen to him! He knows others are scumbags , that’s all of NRC. So he’s saving you the hassle and embarrassment, because him helping you is better than any of them helping you, okay? So you can’t leave him. Not yet. Didn’t he tell you wolves mate for life? You can’t leave him. He didn’t even take you home to meet his parents. Sorry, but you won’t.
-ᴏᴄᴛᴀᴠɪɴᴇʟʟᴇ
1- ᴊᴀᴅᴇ ʟᴇᴇᴄʜ .
man good luck. Jade is one of my favourites, and he is one crazy one okay.
While he isn’t as desperate as Azul is, or as Volatile as Floyd, he often presents himself in a way that makes him look like he is calmer and better than both of them. Essentially, making himself look more trustworthy and makes you feel ‘safer’ around him. And while on that topic, he’s really good at playing with his words. Like , really good. He can tell the truth if you want him to. And he will, really. You just won’t get the whole thing. And he doesn’t directly lie either, he covers his lies with enough information and truth to make you confused and just give up. Which if you don’t , that just makes him happier and more encouraged to see you a bit ruined, he’d also really love to see you being more dependent on him sometimes. He wants to mess with you so whenever you even think of leaving, you’d remember you need him .
2- ꜰʟᴏʏᴅ ʟᴇᴇᴄʜ .
I was having a hard time thinking of putting him or Azul here, but it’s whatever. Of course, he’d be a little bit harder to deal with. Because what’s harder than a floyd? A yan floyd. And moray eels are highly territorial creatures, (implying this to Jade too yk) so, of course it’d annoy him if you hang out with others too much..and you know, he would think of just picking you up and taking you with him sometimes. He probably did at one point. Who knows? So hopefully you’ve got a concealer or something like that, Floyd is a bit bitey and grabby. And truth to be told, his mood swings are rough to deal with sometimes.
3- ᴀᴢᴜʟ ᴀꜱʜᴇɴɢʀᴏᴛᴛᴏ .
Just cause he’s third dose NOT mean he’s any better btw. Greedy octopus lol.
But anyway, he’s really not any better. He’s just as desperate as he always been, so couldn’t you just stay with him? You always have to make everything so much harder than it is for him! He loves you, and you love him. It’s simple as that, why do you have to be so upset that he got you wrapped around his finger? It’s natural, after all. He is your boyfriend, and hopefully, you’ll eventually be married! He was too much, he always needed to know everything you did, he was too insecure and self conscious about you. So he needed you all the time! Isn’t that lovely? No? Well you could simply leave. It’s not like he is physically holding you back. And if you think it’s a bit suspicious of how easily he let you go..it’s really nothing. He respects your feelings and opinions. He just hopes you do remember whatever you signed with him though!
A/N : wheww, that’s three dorms for now ! The next 4 dorms would be uploaded later tonight or tomorrow! If you have ideas of reqs, feel free to send them !
summary: you had your struggles with understanding social cues, which the overblot boys challenge further as a sudden revelation brings to light their adoration of you.
pairings: overblots x gn! reader
cw: none that I can think of?
note: so this is based off of how I suck at reading social cues sometimes and I thought it would be cute to see how that would work with emotionally constipated characters 💀
wc: 4.5k (~600 words per character)
Master List
❥ Riddle Rosehearts
This was a nightmare for any Heartslabyul student. You, who had trouble with social cues, taking jokes too seriously and sarcasm sometimes flying over your head, vs Riddle Rosehearts who was in vehement denial of his feelings for you. It was like watching a terrible rom com for everyone around you two. When Riddle blushed around you, you chalked it up to him being nervous (he was trying to better himself, so being nervous about taking new actions only made sense). When Riddle felt his heart pounding whenever you were around, he swept it as nerves being around a friend without feeling the need to control everything. In fact, you both were so bad, everyone gave up on their initial bet, as they started to believe neither of you would catch on. It wasn’t until nudges from your friends finally opened your eyes to the others behavior.
“Riddle always goes easy on you, it’s not fair,” Ace would whine, falling backwards on your couch.
“No he doesn’t?” You frown, crossing your arms as you recalled the many lectures you have received from the red headed housewarden.
“When was the last time he beheaded you?” Deuce asked, genuinely curious.
“I’m magicless,” You raise an eyebrow. “It would have no effect, so does it really matter?”
“But it’s uncomfortable,” Ace points out, jabbing a finger at your chest as the duo try to break through your inability to connect to seemingly simple dots. “You think he’d still gain some satisfaction from that.”
You open your mouth to further plead your case, but you find yourself pausing, internally agreeing with Ace (not that you’d tell him that). The last time you had been beheaded was around the overblot, and since then it was just scoldings and lectures.
“And when your tie is crooked, he fixes it for you,” Deuce chimes in.
“And when your hair is messy, he smooths it out,” Ace tags along.
A dawning look of realization flashes across your face, and the duo eat it up. Finally, FINALLY you seem to notice that it does seem a bit unusual, that he’s not being his usual intense self, nor does he dote on anyone else like that.
A similar situation goes on with Riddle, Trey and Cater pointing out Riddle’s affection for you, but in more subtle ways.
“You really care for them,” Trey hums, mindlessly finishing his homework.
Riddle pauses his talk of how his day was, unknowingly rambling about you, and how you shaped it. His face flushes, but he does not reprimand his friend (progress), instead he contemplates the meaning.
“Haha, totes,” Cater agrees, focusing more on his phone than the homework on his table. “It’s cute how you both are so oblivious to each other.”
Riddle feels his blood pressure rising, and he’s unsure if it’s because they are talking to him so casually about his feelings that he totally doesn’t have, or if it’s because he’s flustered at how they nailed it right on the head.
“Don’t be presumptuous,” Riddle huffs, double checking his homework to make sure it’s all accounted for and correct. “We are good friends, nothing more and nothing less.”
“You double check their bag to make sure they have all their supplies accounted for,” Trey mumbles mindlessly.
“And you don’t hesitate to give them something if they need it,” Cater points out.
Riddle’s face was bright as a tomato as he clears his throats and excuses himself to his room.
While everyone thinks they finally won, that the torment would finally end, and you both will realize each other's feelings and mushy happiness ensues…it only got worse. Every interaction becomes a guessing game of what the other’s intentions are while trying to balance your own emotions, and the Heartslabyul students continue to suffer.
❥ Leona Kingscholar
Oh boy, if Riddle and you are a nightmare for everyone around you, then Leona is your own personal nightmare. Every insult you took to heart, every swipe of his tail left you feeling like you did something wrong, and it got to the point that you tried to avoid the lion beastman altogether. You couldn’t annoy him if you weren’t around, right? Wrong. In fact, Ruggie had seeked you out because the prince was in a foul mood, and Ruggie swore it was due to your absence. You really couldn’t wrap your head around the hyena’s logic, as Leona had been nothing but indifferent, if not displeased when you were around.
“He’s always like that,” Ruggie waved you off, dragging you to the botanical gardens where the prince laid. You swore he was lying though, as Leona’s tail swished, ear twitching as you approached, and you felt way too overwhelmed. There was no way he wanted you nearby, you just couldn’t wrap your head around how he possibly likes your presence in any way possible. ‘He’s bad at showing affection’ Your inner Ruggie chimed, but you stood tensely anyways, unsure if you should stay or leave.
“What are you doing?” Leona grumbled, one green eye opening lazily. You felt his stare penetrate into your soul, you swore he was glaring you down for intruding in his space.
“S-sorry,” You nervously mumble, hand fidgeting with the hem of your sleeves. “Ruggie dragged me in here saying you wanted…company? But clearly he was wrong, sorry again.” You decided to try and bolt, hoping the apology would satisfy the lion enough to distract him from your escape, only for a hand to grab your ankle.
Your heart beat erratically in your chest, head spinning as adrenaline fills your veins. You felt like you had just stepped into a horror movie called social anxiety and terrible life decisions (though being transported to some weird world was not your decision). Leona’s claws briefly imprinted on your skin as he dragged you closer, nearly causing you to fall.
“Shut up,” He tsked, hand not letting you go (like he knew you were two seconds away from running for dear life). “C’mere, ‘m tired and I don’t wanna deal with this right now.”
You blinked, unsure where exactly he wanted you to go, body tense with stress and uncertainty, head swiveling, like you’d surely find an escape somewhere. Instead of escape, perhaps hiding in your dorm room for the rest of the day to try and recuperate from this intense and scary experience, Leona seemed to have enough of your ‘obliviousness’, reached up, grabbed your shirt, and quite literally drag your standing frame to fall onto his which was laying on the ground. You nearly screamed as you careened towards his chest, your breath nearly leaving your lungs as the lion cushioned your fall, arms wrapping around your back as he closed his eyes.
You did not relax, if anything, your body turned into stone, holding your breath as you wondered who you pissed off in your past life to deal with this. You must’ve killed someone quite important.
“Relax,” Leona sighed, his warm breath caressing your ear. “‘M not gonna bite…unless you want me to.” You did not relax for several more minutes, not until his breathing evened out and you were sure he was unconscious. You laid there, bones feeling like jelly as the adrenaline wore off, mind reeling with what the hell was currently happening.
Leona’s mixed signals were quite literally your worst enemy in a world of magic, constant overblots, and a neglectful headmaster. You were never sure if the lion hated your guts, or if he secretly liked you? Leona hated how you couldn’t decipher his near impossible signs, wishing you could read his mind, not wanting to ruin his ‘image’ in front of his dorm members. The only one having any hoot or holler would be Ruggie as you both awkwardly navigated around the other. Ironically, you both did fill the role of predator and prey perfectly.
❥ Azul Ashengrotto
Ohhhhhhh boy. Azul absolutely has a hate love relationship with your inability to pick up on certain social cues. Some moments, you could read the room well, tell when someone was upset, or sad, or even so happy they were crying, other moments he wanted to slam his head against the wall as you took all his words to heart, even if he was trying to flirt or make a stupid joke. The twins made the situation ten times worse as they liked to mess with you.
“Azul mentioned that he’s quite tired today,” Jade would hum innocently, fixing you a drink at the bar.
“Oh, did something happen?” You would ask, falling straight for the bait Jade laid out perfectly.
“You could say so,” Jade’s grin widened, mischief and amusement swirling in his gaze. “Said you kept him up all night.”
Your brows furrow, unsure what the eel meant. You hadn’t texted (especially not called) anyone last night, too exhausted with all the socializing you had been doing and had some unwind time. So you’re not sure what you had done to keep the merman up the previous night.
“Did I do something?” You asked, genuinely concerned if you had made a mistake. Perhaps you had done something offensive in their culture? Or insulted him unknowingly? (You weren’t proud to admit that you had done that before).
Instead of being helpful, kind, or friendly (things Jade were not known for), he merely shrugged, pushing you a drink and moving on to the next customer, an extra shine of glee in his eyes at your misery.
Floyd wasn’t much better.
“Can you both just get together already?” Floyd whined, slumping in his seat across from you as you tried to focus on homework. Of course he ruined that.
“What?” You questioned, eyebrows furrowing in confusion. “What are you talking about?”
“You and Azul, duh,” He rolled his eyes like it was the most obvious thing. You merely blinked, trying to connect whatever dots that Floyd just created.
“Why would we be together?” You ask, dropping your pencil, completely forgetting the frustrating work that was assigned (it’s not like you had the context to answer it anyways). “You mean like dating?”
“DUH,” He groaned, like this was physically paining him. “What else? You both clearly like each other, just kiss and get over it already.” It felt like your face was on fire as you tried to process whatever the hell he was spewing.
It honestly left you confused. You thought Azul was just being nice, a friend trying to make up for his transgressions against you and your friends (and sometimes you questioned his intentions as he had conned you before). Sure, sometimes he would say something that would fluster you, a compliment here, a light touch to your shoulder there (even you knew that was out of character for the reserved business man), but the twins had opened your mind to a whole other venture you hadn’t even thought about.
Azul noticed a change, not obvious, but you seemed to finally be taking in his advances. Your eyes would widen, like the dots were finally appearing in your head, sometimes it even seemed like you were looking at him in a new light altogether (cus you kind of were…). His fond frustration melted into excitement. Finally, what felt like stagnation started to gain traction, and it even emboldened him to up his moves, to make sure you couldn’t question his intentions. After all, if you struggled understanding what his gestures meant, then that meant he had to make sure that his intentions were obvious (maybe just communicate your feelings properly…).
❥ Jamil Viper
Hahaha…so Jamil is kind of the embodiment of subtle care, especially when he refuses to acknowledge his own feelings. At first it’s in ways you don’t notice. How his eyes trail after you, making sure you’re okay. The way he eyes your meals, always cataloging how unhealthy they are, noting how you shiver during a chilly day only in a short sleeve shirt, or how you always seem exhausted even if you got a full night's sleep (which can be rare with the aduo around).
Jamil tries to shove these mental notes to the side. It’s not like he has the time to take care of anyone else with Kalim running around, you are your own person after all. Yet he strangely found himself with an extra portion of the lunch he prepared, shoving it towards you without thought (too much thought actually), or how he shrugs of his sweater (his safe space really), and tosses it towards you as the chill seeps into him instead, or how he picks up any slack, talking to your friends when you couldn’t keep up, or walking you to your dorm early as he makes up excuses to get you in the comfort of your own place.
At first you didn’t notice, thinking he was being kind, or perhaps even feeling forced to because Kalim asked him to, but that changed when he excused you from Kalim’s party. The people surrounding you had you feeling like a zombie as you tried to hide in a corner, eating some snacks as you held a drink, hoping the walls would encapsulate you. Kalim had begged you to come, which was why you were there, but it ended up just like you expected. Jamil noticed, as he always does, and offered to walk you back to your dorm, a routine you started to expect. Of course, Kalim had blocked your escape, a pout with big watery eyes tugging on your heartstrings. Before you could give in, zone out for another hour and ponder why you hate yourself, Jamil cut in.
“The prefect is tired,” Jamil points out, and you wonder if it’s that obvious.
After this moment, you began to notice the subtleties. Perhaps not all at once, but even you couldn’t deny how Jamil didn’t treat anyone else the way he treated you. You weren’t sure if it was anything beyond friendly, but you noticed that he seemed to care for you in a way that he didn’t for anyone else, and it was something you cherished. In fact, you both fell into a weirdly domestic relationship that never dared to press against the walls of friendship…that was until Jamil himself slipped up (something he never does, mind you…he is quite whipped).
“You’re way too kind to me,” You couldn’t help but grumble as you accepted the week's worth of breakfast and dinners Jamil had prepared for you (you were quite bad at making those).
“It’s nothing,” The vice-housewarden waved off, a faint blush coating his tan cheeks.
“Seriously,” You don’t drop it, too moved by his kindness towards you. “No one has ever done anything like this for me before, you always make sure to make meals with textures I like, altering things to avoid foods I don’t like, and not to mention how you portion them to my exact liking! I feel like I don’t do enough to make up for all the work you put into me.”
Jamil’s brows furrowed, both bashful at your acknowledgement of his work, while also upset at your self admonishment.
“You don’t have to do anything,” Jamil shakes his head. “I do it because I want to. Trust me, I’d go crazy if I didn’t do this, who knows what you’d be eating otherwise.”
Your heart stuttered at his admission, the revelation of how deep his care ran for you striking you somewhere soft and gooey. It was only then when the question of whether Jamil liked you romantically dared to breach your brain.
❥ Vil Schoenheit
Vil wasn’t one to coddle anyone, not that you needed coddling, but this meant that his standoffish attitude would not be diluted. Vil isn’t nearly as bad as Leona, but his actions still managed to confuse you. You thought he wanted nothing to do with you, a notion you could understand. You could be reserved most times, quiet, almost like a shadow. The complete opposite of glitz and glam that was Vil Schoenheit…yet that seems to pull him in all the more. He would critique your uniform, comment on how it was too big in some place, yet somehow too small in others. In fact, you thought he was lowkey bullying you at first, always picking you apart, making you feel small and unwanted…only to piece you back together.
He’d personally tailor your uniform, grumbling about how ‘you can’t trust anyone to do things right these days’. He’d fix your hairstyle, explaining how the few trims, or complete makeover fits your face better, how the framing of a few pieces can make or break your beauty. Beneath the harshness, you learned to decipher that this was his way of caring (even if it could be quite shitty sometimes). And to say Vil didn’t notice how his comments hit you would be an insult to his social training. Of course he noticed the way you seemed to shut down after a particularly harsh comment from him, which made him shift tactics.
Instead of scolding you, or pointing out something he deemed atrocious, he merely fixed it instead, and you let him. You didn’t have time to get dressed properly? It’s fine, he’s fixing the wrinkles and crookedness for you. You didn’t style your hair properly? There’s a few minutes to spare before class, he’s dragging you to the nearest mirror as he styles it himself. You didn’t pack a proper lunch? Don’t worry, prefect, he happened to bring extra.
At first you’re not sure how to take in the change. You feel like it’s some elaborate prank show, the cameras hiding in the corners (there aren’t any, but Rook sure is). Yet the longer this behavior goes on, you learn to accept it, and you even like it (which you find oddly strange yourself). You hadn’t been cared for like this before, and especially not in this world, so you found yourself eating up the affection.
“The love that blooms between Roi du Poison and Trickster is magnifique!” Rook bellows, hand clutched over his heart as he dramatically swoons.
You had grown used to his exclamations of passion and love, so you simply deadpan at the hunter.
“What are you even talking about?” You question, face scrunching at his claims.
It was quite comical actually, as Vil was currently applying a brand new lotion he had helped create himself to your arms, and you had the audacity to be confused (I would be too though so I can’t rag on the reader too much).
“Ignore him,” Vil mumbles, focused intensely on how your skin was much softer with his care and how he was going to keep it that way. “He likes to spout nonsense all the time.”
“But is it nonsense when the Queen deems the Trickster important enough to care for himself?” Rook asks, head tilting as his grin widens. “I have not seen you spoil anyone so, Roi du Poison.”
Vil’s face flattens, his usual humoring of Rook evaporating quickly (he didn’t want to be ratted out like this). Yet it was too late, as your mouth opened in recognition of Rook’s words. He had a point, you had seen Epel get scolded mercilessly and then forced into punishment many times by Vil, yet if you do something similar, you get a light slap on the wrist before he drags you along, your punishment usually pertaining him taking care of you in one way or another. You weren’t sure why it didn’t click before, but now you couldn’t help but second guess all of Vil’s intentions, and what that means for your future.
❥ Idia Shroud
Idia was…hard to get to know. You tried being friendly, yet he would shut you out. You tried to invite him out, but he would deflect. You tried parallel play, yet you couldn’t help but notice how he glanced at you like you were a starved tiger and he was the closest meal available. Bummed that you weren’t getting anywhere, you also didn’t want to make the blue-flammed hair man uncomfortable, which meant leaving him alone. It saddened you, but you knew you couldn’t make friends with everyone.
Little did you know, you had it completely backwards. Idia was drawn to you like a moth to a flame. You were similar to him in a way, which made him rethink his entire life. You tended to be quiet, speaking when you were spoken to and falling into the shadows, yet you weren’t like him at all. You had friends, you smiled and talked freely about topics you were passionate about, and even stood up when needed.
Yet, worst of all…you were terrible at some social cues. He even found it amusing at times, cackling when you took a joke at face value or when you looked confused when someone said something sarcastically, only to get it a few seconds too late. You didn’t know this, of course. He rarely left his room, and he found himself stalking Grim more often than he could count, which meant you were there too.
If it were up to him, you would never know, and things would stay exactly as they were. Him in his room alone and you none the wiser to his stalking, yearning, observations. Of course, his dear little brother would never leave it at that, taking in his brother’s infatuation, liking towards you. Which leads to a various amount of goofy, yet terrifying situations. Such as Ortho inviting you to his room without him knowing, and making the most unsevenly sound ever when he got jumpscared by you. Or how he almost bolted the second he saw you at the board game’s club, only for Ortho to block his exit (he nearly jumped out the window at your smile).
And gosh, he couldn’t get over how oblivious you could be sometimes, your comments making him feel like a warm, gooey mess, and you were completely unaffected! It really wasn’t fair. You made it look so easy, and he wishes he could complement you as easily (little did he know, you struggled with it as well, you were just better at hiding it).
“You have really cool hair,” You compliment, eyes wide with wonder.
Idia could only stare, hair tinting pink along with his pale cheeks as he internally shut down.
“Sorry, was that weird?” You ask as Idia continues to stare at you with the blankest eyes known to man, causing you to second guess yourself. Was that weird of you to say? Perhaps you weren’t supposed to mention his hair at all? Did you make him self conscious?
“N-not at all,” Was all he could stutter, eyes averting to anything but you.
It wasn’t until Idia started to text you that you realized you had things backwards. Sure, in person you both were awkward and unsure, perpetually questioning all your actions, while online things flowed more smoothly. Sure, you would take a few minutes, up to a few hours to respond, but Idia was busy with his games anyways, so he didn’t mind (sometimes he did, but he would do the same thing so he understood). He also talked more freely, rambling about his passions and eager for your approval. It wasn’t till one fatal text, that you realized he may have liked you more than just a friend.
Ugh, you can’t be srs
Ur lit too cute for this world
He deleted it as quickly as he sent it, but it was too late. You were already spiraling.
❥ Malleus Draconia
Ha. Hahahahaha. So, take the ‘you don’t know you’re betrothed’ trope, and multiply it by 10. Jk…kinda. So in reality, you both are kind of bad at social cues. It’s mutual. You both are quite slow to unravel any feelings. In fact, you both bond at how similar your social experiences are. Both used to people tuning out your passionate rants about the topics you loved, so you learned to keep it to yourself (until you met each other). Or how you both can be awkward in social situations, unsure what to say at certain moments and look towards the other for reassurance.
In fact, this was what caused Malleus to cherish you so. Not only were you patient and understanding, but you understood, to a certain degree. It caused the dragon to latch onto you, wishing to show you his gratitude for your friendship. You were in a similar boat. If you were exhausted from existing in the world, you knew Malleus would bring you somewhere quiet, somewhere no one could reach you if you did not wish. He would do things for you that you weren’t used to, and cared for you in ways that warmed you. After feeling alienated, Malleus was a person who showed you you weren’t alone.
Due to it being a relationship you both feared to lose, neither of you thought of anything more. Why should you question something that worked so well? Something that neither of you had to think twice about? Something that came as easily as breathing?
“Another gift?” Lilia chimes, hanging in front of Malleus upside down, amused grin tugging on his lips.
“They mentioned wanting this,” Malleus replies, like the thought of you wanting something was irrevocably wrong, and he himself will fix it.
“If I didn’t know better, I’d think you’re courting them,” The bat fae hummed, eyes crinkling with joy. Malleus blinked, brain working overtime, because Lilia had a point. Malleus’ love for you was as deep as a never ending void, he would do anything in his power to make you happy, and all he wanted in return was your smile aimed towards him (though he also finds your bashfulness adorable).
It was then that Malleus went from friendship mode, to courting mode. You, on the other hand, were completely unaware. I mean why should you have thought differently? He treated you no differently than before, it was only his intentions that switched. Of course, this only amused Lilia all the more, after all, who doesn’t love to watch young love bloom? (Sebek)
“At this rate, you’re gonna become fae royalty,” Ace grumbles, eyeing yet another gift that appeared in your dorm.
“How in the world would I do that?” You asked, genuinely confused. Malleus was one of your closest friends, sure, but in order to become royalty that would mean marrying him, and you doubt the dragon fae saw you in such a light.
“You’re basically drowning in jewels!” Ace exclaims, pointing out the jewelry that adorned you. Your face flushes at the implication, and the creeping dread of the possibility of Ace having a point.
“Mal said he had extra…” Even your defence sounds pathetic.
“You even have nicknames for each other,” Deuce points out.
“I have nicknames for you too,” You glare. “Dumb and dumber.”
Your deflection does nothing as the two continue to tease you relentlessly for how unaware you were about something so ‘obvious’ (it really wasn’t but okay). The next time Malleus treats you to something, whether it be a fancy dish catered to your liking, an outing you mentioned you wanted to do, or another ‘small’ gift he just stumbled upon, you can’t help but notice the hearts in his eyes as he awaits your reaction, and it’s only then do you realize you’re doomed.
kalim falls in love with you so easily that it honestly scares jamil a little. because kalim loves people naturally. he is affectionate, warm, endlessly eager to shower the people around him with attention and kindness. he makes friends quickly, trusts easily, and gets attached without much hesitation. so at first, nobody thinks much of it when he starts gravitating toward you constantly. of course kalim likes having you around. everyone likes having you around. he just happens to be more enthusiastic about it than most. except eventually, even kalim realizes something feels different. because he doesn't just enjoy your company, he craves it.
it starts innocently enough. kalim begins seeking you out first thing in the morning because seeing you somehow guarantees his day will feel better afterward. meals become more enjoyable when you sit beside him. school events become exciting because he gets to experience them with you. whenever something funny or interesting happens, his immediate instinct is to turn toward you first just to see your reaction. and honestly? he barely notices how attached he's become until other people start pointing it out.
"you've been following the prefect around all day." kalim blinks before looking over at jamil in confusion. "huh?" "you heard me." jamil sighs tiredly while crossing his arms. "every time they leave the room, you magically appear five seconds later." "...oh." kalim pauses thoughtfully. "wait, really?" jamil stares at him flatly. "yes, really."
the strange thing is that once kalim notices it, he still can't bring himself to stop. because being around you feels good in a way he can't fully explain. calming. exciting. comforting all at once. your presence slips naturally into every part of his routine until he genuinely struggles to remember what his days felt like before you became part of them. if he goes too long without seeing you, he gets restless without understanding why. if you seem upset, his mood drops immediately. and if someone else captures your attention for too long, this weird unpleasant feeling twists in his chest before he can identify it properly.
which is how kalim learns he can get jealous. poorly. "you've been talking to azul foreverrrr!" kalim complains dramatically while slumping across your shoulder later that evening. you blink in confusion. "it was like ten minutes." "that's forever!!" "kalim—" "and you laughed at his joke more than mine!" "...are you pouting right now?" "n—no.." he absolutely is.
things like physical affection makes everything worse. kalim is already naturally clingy with people he likes, but around you it becomes almost ridiculous. he wants to hold your hand constantly, drape himself across your shoulders during conversations, pull you into hugs whenever possible just because he can. one time you kissed his cheek casually in gratitude and kalim spent the next three hours smiling so brightly that even jamil looked concerned.
the problem is that kalim falls hard once he truly cares about someone. and he cares about you far too much. because unlike many people in his life, your affection never feels tied to his status or wealth. you spend time with him because you genuinely enjoy him, not because you want something from him. you scold him when he's reckless. laugh with him naturally. worry about him sincerely. and every bit of it settles warm and aching inside his chest because kalim is not used to feeling this... chosen. that realization affects him more deeply than he expects. especially late at night when things become quieter.
because underneath all his brightness, kalim carries loneliness more heavily than most people realize. growing up surrounded by servants, guards, expectations, and constant caution made genuine relationships difficult. people smiled at him often, but not always honestly. many cared more about the al-asim name than kalim himself. but you? you look at him like he is simply kalim. nothing more. nothing less. and somewhere along the line, that became precious enough to terrify him a little.
the realization itself happens during one of those soft quiet evenings in scarabia after dinner. kalim is rambling happily about some idea while the two of you lounge together surrounded by pillows and warm lantern light. eventually his words begin blending together because you start smiling at him in this terribly fond way that makes his heart stutter strangely in his chest. then you laugh softly and reach over to fix a piece of jewelry that had slipped crooked against his skin. such a tiny gesture. careless. gentle. and suddenly kalim feels everything crash together at once. every instinct to stay near you, every spike of jealousy, every ridiculous amount of happiness he feels whenever you choose him first. all of it settles into place so naturally that for a moment he can only stare at you in stunned silence. because oh. he's in love with you. completely and utterly in love with you. and judging by the way his chest feels too full to contain all this warmth suddenly, he probably has been for a while now.
"...kalim?" you blink at him curiously. "why are you looking at me like that?" he opens his mouth. then immediately smiles so brightly it nearly blinds you. "no reason!" you narrow your eyes suspiciously while kalim throws himself sideways into your lap dramatically to hide the fact that his entire face feels warm. meanwhile, buried beneath all his excitement and affection, one quiet thought keeps repeating over and over inside his chest. please stay. please keep choosing me like this.
