that girl

@lmaoelena

( * & —— STARTED with a bottle of cheap ( champagne ) and now she's got me HOOKED on her like good cocaine she's so N U M B miss novocaine that girl ! so no kid not t o n i g h t you're not that good and I'm N O T that type she's beautiful but she's ( C O L D ) as ICE and that keeps me HANGING on !

7 posts

Posts

heyydevan:

Shit, that’s right… Though, honestly, if he’s in America he’ll probably use money since that’s the only thing people care about here.

that and cheeseburgers, though i personally don’t see the satisfaction, but they’re obsessed. i bet if they knew all the suffering those cows went to, they’d back off

#.chats #.heyydevan #making her a preaching annoying vegan #AAAHAAAHA

heyydevan:

Only bad thing is that he’d probably spend a lot of money trying to find him.

do like... wizards use money? why is money a thing when you have magic...? just seems obsolete

#hello im here and i like to SCREAM #.chats #.heyydevan

heyydevan:

True. I bet he wouldn’t ask for a wall. Plus he’s not in politics or business so there’s no way he can be corrupt with power. Unless you count the magic…

honestly, he’d be so focused on killing that one guy the entire time that it’d almost be like he wasn’t even there. solid ten out of ten presidency, still better than mister trumpet over here

#.chats #.heyydevan #PLUTO IS A PLANET

heyydevan:

I’d rather have one of those mermaids that may or may not exist as our president right now than Chester the Cheetoh man.

i honestly would rather have voldemort as our president, at least he would have an more realistic game plan for the country

#.chats #.heyydevan #wee woo #im raelly hungry #readung that tweet made me look at the tasty fb page

heyydevan

Why are we spending so much taxpayer money on stupid shit, like sending Donald Trump on vacations, when we could be exploring the ocean? It’s like 70% of the world and no one knows what’s down there. Bet we could find the lost city of Atlantis if we tried.

lmaoelena

you’re preaching, cause, hell, i know. got to love the idiotic country of ours that handed that tangerine man a pen… maybe there’s like, mermaids and stuff? just hiding really deep, like that’d be cool to know