lmao

idek

[babyanimalgifs]

That smile is adorable 

(u/Chris_lsur_dude)

[skybound-soul-deactivated202111]

let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[x-kittenxx]

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[gravysaur-deactivated20141004]

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

[nyctosaurid]

sleep paralysis is honestly the most bullshit part of being a living thing. sometimes my brain just occasionally screws up and goes ????? uhhhh . cant move.  here’s a demon 

[kill-----your-----darlings-deac]

[ka-te-fe-ar-deactivated20180905]

Same. 

[labelleizzy]

Same.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

same

[internetcrisis]

This is growing up. You get numb to the things you used to hold dearly. You let go of the people you used to hug tightly. The voids in your heart are created by every new experience and every new person. You only want more. 

[filthyflyer]

reblog if you're ugly as fuck.

[vaironika]

[emilymeowww-blog1]

i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them 

[yafpot]

do you need a hug

[deplorabation]

i think we all need a hug

[raptorific]

I know there’s a lot of cool and interesting interpretations of the great gatsby but by far the best one I’ve ever heard is that gatsby calls nick “old sport” because he can’t remember his name and it’s gone on too long to ask

[tarathefeminist]

My Twitter did a thing

[fivekets]

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

[megparsec]

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

[iwantasecretgarden]

I tried to scroll past I really did

[quousque]

beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone

[lmaoflo]

Pierre: Since it's impossible to know when the middle of my life is, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.

[destinyrush]

best thing I’ve seen in a while

[ipreferunique]

#a true breadwinner (via @destinyrush)

[felixjoyful]

She’s naturally lit.

[graceebooks]

legally blonde is directly and specifically responsible for women becoming the majority of law students which in turn will literally have a material positive impact on modern society and i’m not being hyperbolic in any way… i hope reese witherspoon knows this

[cheese24k]

[a-crab-called-diz]

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

[missgryz-deactivated20130907]

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

[yung-lizardqueen-deactivated202]

danish tv is the best thing ever

[australiyeahnah-deactivated2015]

“Okay :(”

[thranduilland]

He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.

[standarddrake]

I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like

“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”

[rhube]

This is the first time anyone has led me to believe that wasn’t his car. Or the production crew’s car. I’M SO RELIEVED.