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[flimflix]

[toastbutteregg]

[oksfranta]

Happy Birthday Mitch!

Bonus:

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

"he is not my president" bumper sticker with a picture of some random guy that has never been president

[striders]

me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

[cinema-phantom]

no way home spoilers without context

[doggosource]

[throwbackblr]

[neckkiss]

via weheartit

[merelybeing]

Fighting tips by the one and only, Jackie Chan (x)(x)

[bloominthesnow]

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT GUYS

When I was young, my mom would always tell me that if I’m in danger, the first thing to do is to run and scream, even though I take self defense lessons Coming from JACKIE CHAN, this is SUPER IMPORTANT OKAY

[rylandgraces]

I ain’t gonna make it. Afraid this cowboy’s been to his last hoedown. Octavius, remember me as I was, wild, and free, and–and…No need for final words. I’m not finished yet. Oh.

Owen Wilson and Steve Coogan as Jedediah Smith and Gaius Octavius in the Night at the Museum Trilogy (2006-2014) dir. Shawn Levy

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[serpentking456]

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

[bransonreese]

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

[severepaperhideout-deactivated2]

But buddy.

Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.

((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))

[bransonreese]

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

[slangwang]

this post is transcendent

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[vibey-and-dykey]

what are you 70??? who listens to 1d

[doggosource]

[resilienttbastard]

[throwbackblr]

[ruinedchildhood]

Incredibles 2 (2018)

[ryantherabbot]

Okay so no one wants to talk about why the baby has red hair and blue eyes????????????????????!1

[fuckitting-deactivated20201211]

Maybe because his mom has red hair and his dad has blue eyes??dont you dare disgrace elastigirl with that fuckery