I wouldn’t mind another adventure with you

@shoppingcarter • 8teen; esmond. i can't help it, i like to party, it's genetic.

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How can I be of much service, hmm?

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Mm, what? I have no idea.

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I REMEMBERED CARTER'S PASSWORD

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I.. Alright. I’m not going to argue with you about this anymore. Please sleep well, alright? If you’re going to keep going with this, you at least need to sleep and eat. Not my food, though. That probably won’t help. I love you, though. I promise you that i’ll help you through this.

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I might sleep for a while, so don't worry about it if I do, all right? I love you too, I'm sorry you have to deal with all this shit. G'night.

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Will you please just.. calm down? I’m sorry. 

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I-I'm calm, I'm j-just shaking because… well, b-because. I should sleep.

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It’s not going to make you weak. Carter, you didn’t move for three days. I understand you want to do this, but you’re sick.

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F-fuck. We'll t-talk about this t-tomorrow. I need to… I n-need to lay down.

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We have plenty of time to figure it out, okay? Obviously quitting cold turkey isn’t the way to go and that’s completely fine. You’re fine. Nothing is wrong with that. We’ll work on it though, I promise. You can’t allow yourself to be this sick though.

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I don't wanna be weak. I wanna do this, g-get through it. I know I c-can.

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No, I don’t like it, i’m not going to say that I do. But I also don’t like you being this sick. You’re miserable. This isn’t good for you. This isn’t even good for me. Will you please just relax? Your parents aren’t going to find out.

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I just don't know what else to do, Rons.

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Jesus. Carter, you don’t have to do this, you know that, right?

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Sorry. I-I know. I just… I know you don't like it, and I know no one likes it, and it's not good for me, and I don't want to raise our child with an alcohol dependency, and what if my parents find out, and shit.

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Please don’t say that. You’re not going to die. 

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Excuse me for a second, I'm gonna be sick.

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Are you okay?

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I didn't think I was that bad. I didn't think I'd get the worst symptoms. One of them is death. I could die.

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You’re fine now, though. Right? It’s okay. Don’t worry. 

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Oh, god.

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Eh, it’s alright. Yeah, uh. You have. I googled it. The sleeping thing, I mean. Apparently it’s called Catatonia, I didn’t know that existed, obviously i’m not going to be a doctor. And apparently it’s a symptom of Alcohol Withdrawals. And apparently it’s not healthy at all.

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I've been asleep for 3 days. That's called fucking hibernation. It doesn't sound healthy at all, anyways. Shit, I mean… I knew that was a symptom, but I-I didn't think I was that bad.

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Shut up. I always cook fine. At least I cook, unlike you. No, you didn’t. I mean, you weren’t exactly awake this morning. Or yesterday morning. Or the day before that, really. You really didn’t move much at all. 

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I make a mean grilled cheese. Wait, I… W-wait, what? Have I been asleep this whole time? Shit.

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Hey, fuck you. I can cook just fine. I just burn things occasionally. Okay, okay. Whatever you say. Oh, wow. Weird. It’s probably because you haven’t but I mean, I could be wrong.

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You can cook just fine if you're using the microwave. What? I know I haven't eaten much lately, but I ate crackers this morning, didn't I?

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No, it’s okay. I can get it. That’s what wives are supposed to do anyway, right? The cooking and stuff. I helped your mom cook earlier actually. Not sure if it’s actually edible but still. Okay, I can get you Tylenol. I like dogs. I just figured i’d ask if you want a dog or something. I mean, nine months is a long time, so.

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We're not exactly a conventional couple, and that's how I like it. Plus, you can't cook for shit. Thanks, Rons. Nine months is a long time to prepare for a baby, we don't need a dog, okay? God, I feel like I haven't eaten in two days. 

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I’m just.. worried about you. Do you want me to get you food? Or Tylenol? Or both? Do you want me to buy you a dog? I’ll buy you a dog.

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I can get myself food in a bit. Tylenol would be nice, though. Ronnie, we have a baby on the way, I don't think we need a dog. What's up with you? 

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And you’re sure you’re feeling okay?

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Fine. Hungry. My head hurts. What's with all the questions?