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shan-marie | 26 & beaming

[the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman]

today’s the only day you can reblog this

“There Will Come Soft Rains”, Ray Bradbury

[chechula]

Birthday gift for my dear friend who loves vampires♥ ). The whole thing was made in three days, I had too much fun drawing it! I created the cover drawing in the car on the way to the birthday party. So I had no time to scan it :D Well, if you enjoy reading it let me know and I will try to post more (I am making comics for my friend regularly, I am just too ashamed to translate and upload these silly things online x_x ) _____________________________________ Patreon Commissions

[pepurika]

I LOVE THISSSS

[deathflare]

this is what i spend 90% of my playtime doing

[hughmunculus]

"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

[formerlybutchpoet]

I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

[silentmagi]

#funny#if the lady's a keeper she would make a funny comment to dissipate the tension#'my good knight though I admire your skills you have no need to fight the whole earth for my sake'

This would be amazing.

[heartsnmagic]

[cleverwordsandotherstuffilike]

[caelestiaal]

rays of light by neelchen on flickr

please don’t delete the caption or alter credit, thanks!

[ja-khajay]

ghibli failed to adapt this

[ja-khajay]

GHIBLI FAILED TO ADAPT THIS

[uquen]

[bogleech]

I somehow just realized I have never in my entire life seen a panda this clearly? Any image or video I can recall was usually lit starker so you couldn’t easily make out the eyes and the panda was kind of facing down or off to the side. This is the first time I’ve really been aware of them like, having a real face like a real animal and not a cartoonish abstract mass of sad fur.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

[video description: a closeup video of a panda sitting upright, and holding a fat stalk of bamboo, and crunching through it, in an almost-human way. Their eyes are clearly visible in the circles of dark fur on their face, and they are clearly looking around them as they eat. Description ends]

The mood of :::Cronch!::: is palpable, here.

[paper-rose-doodles]

honestly frodo’s journey is so wild

like, imagine your uncle goes missing after his birthday party, and his old stoner friend from out of town tells you the souvenir he brought back from a vegas trip 80 years ago is actually satan’s mood ring and now zombie assassins are coming to burn down your town unless you and your lawn guy meet up with medieval hozier in a dark gastropub…

[vee-vee-writes]

This is the funniest synopsis of lotr I’ve ever seen

[quiet-nymph]

clivenichols on Instagram

[malnedott]

2016 was a good year,,, (copenhagen, denmark) 🍃

[quiet-nymph]

Outi Maijanen on Instagram

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

dragon age problem solving options:

a) deal with the situation reasonably

b) make joke; make situation way worse

c) MURDER

[carlburton]

[revestagram-deactivated20220217]

brooklyn nine-nine, the good place, and one day at a time is proof that you don’t need offensive jokes to make a good comedy