Hello! I recently had a post blow up a bit so I think it’s about time for a proper intro post.
First of all this blog is 18+ dni if ur a minor. Also obligatory note because I keep getting misunderstood, if someone sends an anon ask being super hateful it’s very likely I will troll, don’t take those words for my genuine opinions.
My name is Hazel (or lolbits, whatever you prefer. Lolbits is an online name so I do prefer Hazel if we have spoken directly) I use she/her pronouns but often get called it/its and don’t mind that or anything else as long as it’s not he/him. I am transfem, neurodivergent, physically disabled, and plural. (only host will be using this so dw about it)
This is my main and currently only blog, I post a lot about kink, fangirling about my partner (goes by bug online, uses any pronouns), disability stuff, queer stuff, and my hyper fixations (dnd, mtg, and video games). I very much have autism so if I take something too literally then please just let me know in DMs. (I am also very new to tumblr, if I act like I know what I’m doing or use tumblr lingo that’s because I was with my partner and he helped me edit it)
It’s worth noting that I will block any followers who have bios who say they are minors, anyone who just makes me uncomfortable (cishet men twice my age seeing me thirsting or me in a maid outfit etc. is fucking weird), and anyone who has any posts shitting on cis people for being cis, trans men, genderfluid people. Really any group you don’t have a choice on joining (and most that you do choose to join). It’s also worth noting that I was raised by a very alt right father so I am still learning things, please give me some grace to make mistakes and learn from them.
Also, I have an owner (dom) (separate from partner), @veryterrabelle is their horny blog, she sometimes enjoys forcing me to post pictures here and may do other stuff related to this in the future. Because this has been a concern in the past I want to affirm that the entire thing is consensual, she is very sweet and has been great when I needed to safe-word. If I post something it’s because I WANT to post it. I will brat and complain but if I didn’t want to post it I wouldn’t. We use the streetlight safe word method and it has worked very well for us.
Feel free to dm with questions about anything, or if you aren’t a cis man, for flirting/being horny. (I am bi but just don’t really feel like doing flirting with cis men online) however if I say red please stop or I will block you. I will also not send nudes, gender dysphoria is a bitch and I just don’t feel comfortable with it, but feel free to ask me to send me your own. I am also purely submissive, if I try to dom that’s me being bratty. Please do not dm me trying to get me to dominate you I’m not interested.
Kinks: praise, degradation, kidnapping, pet play, rope bunny, drugging, cnc, etc.
I think that’s about everything so here’s the selfie that was in my old pinned post as thanks for reading all that, sorry it was long I’m not the best writer and this was my first time.
ALSO ALSO ALSO, I have now been called a fucking psyop against trans women and that’s actually the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen so please come laugh (but don’t interact don’t give them more attention)
Hey all, my owner has decided I am too disobedient, a few days ago she made me take pictures while in a maid outfit, and now she is forcing me to post them, not tagging this because it’s humiliating and I hope nobody sees it.
Please go tell @veryterrabelle she is evil and to never do this again thanks.
EDIT: PEOPLE STOP REBLOGGING I WANT THIS TO BE AS NOT SEEN AS POSSIBLE
Now I gotta rebbow it again :3
(Hi, we're surviving fine, not a lot of free time but at least things are going kinda nice. This is my first time on Tumblr since god knows when XD)
Hey all, my owner has decided I am too disobedient, a few days ago she made me take pictures while in a maid outfit, and now she is forcing me to post them, not tagging this because it’s humiliating and I hope nobody sees it.
Please go tell @veryterrabelle she is evil and to never do this again thanks.
EDIT: PEOPLE STOP REBLOGGING I WANT THIS TO BE AS NOT SEEN AS POSSIBLE
Hey all, my owner has decided I am too disobedient, a few days ago she made me take pictures while in a maid outfit, and now she is forcing me to post them, not tagging this because it’s humiliating and I hope nobody sees it.
Please go tell @veryterrabelle she is evil and to never do this again thanks.
EDIT: PEOPLE STOP REBLOGGING I WANT THIS TO BE AS NOT SEEN AS POSSIBLE
Until your handler interrupts you by pushing you against the wall of your quarters.
Until her hand closes around your throat and her other hand slides under your shirt.
Until you end up on the ground with her towering over you while she's trying to get rid of your belt and then your pants.
Until your hands are pinned over your head and the barrel of your anti material rifle ends up inside if you while you're whining and desperately trying to get it deeper.
Untill your screams as and moans fill the entire kennel and you hear the other hounds howling and scratching on the walls because they want to be next.
Actually, cleaning your rifle is always fun
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