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And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

flareonfloof

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

flareonfloof

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

cyberratz

me when i find out something will cost a pretty penny but i only have gross and ugly pennies left

eclecticopposition

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

carby

Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

whyamiherewhosummonedme

So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

violetthunderstorm

You have a fitting blog title

nico-the-overlord

this post is getting 50k easy

marlinspirkhall

whatthehellisthis-world

I sometimes feel like an utterly evil person, and that fuels those intrusive thoughts of looking shit up online.

transhuman-priestess

C’mon, rule of threes, give me Elon musk fatal masturbation accident

qqchurch

#it truly is magical

wandofdamnation

online lgbt spaces have always been kinda shit but there's a recent surge of where like. you talk about being on T, or encourage someone who's hesitant to be on T, and you're absolutely swarmed by people saying you dont have to be on T to be Valid™️ and calling you a transmed for even speaking that the option exists.

just cant help but notice how its hand-in-hand with a lot of anti-trans man shit being passed around. you can be a man but DONT take the hormone it'll make you ugly/ruin your voice/make you bald/whatever other excuse you want to do to avoid another "evil man"

feels like none of you all have actually managed to uninstall terf rhetoric in your systems, thinking T will make someone worse

nyanbinary-perineum

Surprise forehead kiss!!!

-10 int

nyanbinary-perineum

And another on the lips! ^.^

captain-price-returns

SENATOR DOWN!!!!

calellon

All you do is whine

untrue i also suffer, rot, wail, wallow, haunt, mourn and rage

aropride

“vampires cant enter a house without being invited in” yeah neither can i the homeowners tend to call the cops when u do that

calimariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

"t4t means transfem for transfem" please for the love of god shut your mouth IT'S TRANS FOR TRANS. IF IT WERE ONLY FOR TRANSFEM PEOPLE IT WOULD LIKELY HAVE A DIFFERENT ACRONYM. SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP NON-TRANSFEM INDIVIDUALS ARE NOT YOUR ENEMIES