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Hi there I would like to parTy and have you breed and seed my negative hole and I will try to return the favor
Depends on a number of factors, starting (but not ending) with where you live. I'm gonna follow up with you offline, for what I hope are obvious reasons.
i wanna stay connected with you
I stopped updating this blog back in 2019 when the killjoy censors imposed their prude standards on Tumblr and turned yet another adult space into a playground suitable to entertain 5 year olds (or at least started to pretend to do so), in order to prevent Apple and Google from removing their app from the respective app stores. I’m going to post this publicly so that hopefully anyone else who wants to submit a question or comment will not have to wait another 5 years until I look at this again...
When you submit a question or a request, please include a way to contact you outside of here. I won’t publish any contact info on my blog, especially without permission. You’ll have much better luck hearing from me in a somewhat timely manner that way. Actually I had no idea, until a random notification brought me here, that there were so many questions and comments waiting for me here. Now that I know, I will make a point of checking my messages at least weekly. Or maybe every other week.
Q: How am I still getting new followers?
A: because 99% of the folks who look at my blog only see the pictures OH! maybe the fact that my final entry got removed at the request of the "copyright holder" (which makes no sense to me, because I thought my final entry was something I wrote, but it's been so many months since that went up I could be mistaken) So. Since I am most definitely writing this myself, it should stay put, because there is no "copyright holder" who could ask for this to be taken down. Since, well, if anyone holds a copyright to this message, that would be me. Apparently, I need to say a couple of things. Heh, before I even start writing the first, 3 bullet points pop into my head, so maybe "a couple" should not be taken too literally, or precisely... 1. Yes, I do miss my blog. I miss the whole process, of loading a bowl, removing whatever barrier might be between my hand and my fuckmeaT, then taking a look at a mixture of my most recent followers and the blogs I followed which seemed to be the most reliable sources of a few specific varieties of smut. I found stuff that resonated with me, or made my loins tingle and/or leak precum, and that would go into my posting queue. I was (usually) very careful not to post the same kind of material consecutively, and tried to leave somewhere around 3-4 hours between postings, so as not to overwhelm anyone's feed, or bore anyone (or appear to suggest that I was focused on only one kink). Because I had no shortage of followers with delightfully filthy minds, the resulting blog was fucking awesome. But... 2. There is no way I could summon the effort to get this blog going again (ie with new content). I didn't realize just how much of my life this blog ate on a weekly basis until I stopped updating, and boy howdy! it was a substantial amount of time, effort, and creative energy that went into finding, arranging, and queueing (sp?) all of that material, setting it up to release about 6-7 entries a day. Even if I did have the time and energy to resume updating my blog, it won't happen because 3. Tumblr still won't let me do it. That is, they're still maintaining that silly, and infuriating, "no porn allowed" policy. Silly, because it's based on shame, on fear of anything pleasurable, on the assumption that nekkid bodies are somehow Bad and Wrong and the sight of them will do irreperable harm to any child who might happen upon them, because JESUS! (and this is me, resisting the temptation to go off on a rant, about pleasure and sin, and at least a half dozen other topics which would irritate a good number of people claiming to follow the teachings of the aforementioned Jesus). Infuriating because... yeah, not enough spaces where I don't have to assume some stranger's kid is reading over my shoulder. Tumblr used to have such a space kind of walled off, with reasonable barriers to keep out the kids. Until someone (cough APPLE cough) decided that Tumblr needed to be bullied into removing any content that... well, that might fit into my blog, might be the easiest way to say it. 4. I have not found a suitable replacement to host, and possibly continue, my blog. I am like 78.2% certain that such a service and/or site exists, but see item #2. Also, finding the content to put said blog together, without the sources I used to enjoy (because they can't exist in the same way either, on Tumblr, and reblogging such content that hasn't been removed only risks drawing attention to it, putting my blog and the originating blog in danger of being shut down), and then connecting that content to an audience, composed mostly of my old followers plus like minded souls? That's even more work than the original blog. So, while I am flattered and amazed that there is a steady stream of new followers of my blog (and I bet some of them are actual human beings, not bots!), I must also, sadly, make the announcement, for those who missed it the first time many months ago, that there will be no new content added here. Also, there is this annoying little bug in the Tumblr platform, where if you don't check your messages in a timely manner** then you might see a little number indicating that you have new messages, but "new" just means "new to you, because you never got around to looking" and not new in any universally accepted sense. POINT BEING, if you've sent me a private message, and I never replied to it, then odds are excellent that I never saw it. You should try re-sending it, if it was important to you that I see it. You can also try to EMAIL YOUR MESSAGE TO ME (that was a link, making it easy to email me, in case you didn't notice) if you prefer not to gamble that I'll check my messages in here within the right time frame after you've sent your message for me to see it. If you are one of my recent† new followers, and you have feedback on the content you can still see (that Tumblr hasn't removed, for one reason or another), or I appear to be a like-minded person to you, based on same content, then emailing is, again, probably the best option for connecting with me. Okay, so now that really and truly is that, the end, finito, cue the Fat Lady, no mo' no mo' no mo' for real real. ** now you don't think that "timely manner" got defined somewhere easy to find and reference, do you? where's the fun in that, huh? I'm gonna guess somewhere between 15 days and 5 weeks, a range I just now pulled out of my ass. † from my perspective, that means you added me at any point in the last several years, since I stopped updating way back in December 2018(?).
I have now transferred this whole blog safely over to a new home at 2mblr.com
You can view it all and Follow me there!
High probability that I’ll be doing the same in the next few days. Watch this space...
#Resist
Hahahaha
Okay, I am out.
Tumblr just added bullshit I consider "final straw" territory, and I've fucking had it. Consistent with their new "protect the children (and assume EVERYONE is a child) nonsense, I can't turn off safe mode apparently. That is a dealbreaker issue for me, because it means when someone starts following my blog, and I want to check out their blog, I can't, if it's got the ADULT CONTENT scarlet letter label on it. Okay, technically it is possible for me to see them if I follow their blog, then go to my dashboard and scroll through EVERYONE and look for them. If they haven't posted anything since June, I might be scrolling for fucking WEEKS. That's not a reasonable solution, nor is it remotely workable. So I am done. Deleting everything in my queue, no more new content, Picking a date within the next couple of weeks to just delete whatever is left of my blog, which I will post, and then I am outta here. So if you want to stay in touch, this is it. It pisses me off that yet another space has been claimed for, and probably occupied by, people who think sex and pleasure are dirty and sinful, and every space needs to be safe and appropriate for their children. I know the actual forces at work are more nuanced and complex than that, but that's how this feels. Just for once, I wish that when groups governed by this same hysterical, entitled mindset try to "clean up" another space currently used by adults who say FUCK and look at naked bodies and enjoy consuming drugs at times, that there would be at least the tiniest, visible pushback, the Puritans would get told NO, you cannot have this space, you already have 98% of all public space catering to you and your irrational, fear-based, overprotective worldview, LEAVE US ALONE. I doubt that will happen in my lifetime.
Now to my homemade boo thang!!!
Mmmmmmm fuck yeah
Have to admit this is pretty much true 98% of the time (at least); reblogging in my case is just bringing it to everyone’s attention, reminding especially the locals that this is the case, and in general seeing it in my blog means that I’m up, probably working on my Tumblr queue, and inviting any cocksucker in or near the Providence area to offer his services over the next 1-3 hours (roughly) if he would like to make my wish come true.
If that’s you, send me an IM and leT’s geT thaT seT up pronTo moTherfuckerz
That is it. Tumbler is over. Reblog if you found another website that is similar that you can post to and others can use as well.
Reblog this
Still figuring that out, but doing my best to stay connected to the pigs I found here so we can all go there* together. * there = whatever replaces Here
+1up! Lungs at 75% Maximum, but I wanted to get the drop.
Uh, Volume Warning?
I also make music and sell music. I made the background music… if you like it i can send you the whole song… Just instrumentals…. Hope everyone had a Merry Christmas…
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finally a cloud vid
I've heard (second hand, but a reliable source) that this all came about became the Tumblr app got blocked in the Apple Store (ie iTunes, if I understand correctly, which maybe I don't) because maybe someone, somewhere imagined a scenario where they might use it to distribute CHILD PORN!!!! (ie it's possible that someone lied on their model release form, or didn't sign one, or gets carded when he tries to buy cigarettes, or (faints for a moment) HAS A SEXUAL THOUGHT WE COULDN'T BLOCK BEFORE GETTING MARRIED, AT THE AGE OF 30. OH THE HUMANITY!* I remember when Apple was cool, and intuitive, and fun, and easy to use, before it teamed up with folks who want to make every square inch of turf that might be considered "public" to be safe for a three year old. And also not so in love with making a shit ton of money, yet never quite enough money. I wish I could pretend to be surprised to hear that they might be behind this sudden shift, but it's just the latest example of that company doing something that drains just a little more joy out of my life. Or at least trying to. * yeah, I'm exagerrating just a wee bit, because it's frustrating dealing with people who get downright hysterical if everyone isn't putting their precious delicate angels in a protective enough bubble 24/7. You know, someone who was not consulted before a couple of breeders decided to make a human being (or even better, oops! accidentally made one) and yet this someone is expected to share the burden of raising this child, by never ever even thinking about sex again. Hey, remember 20-30 years ago, when one might be expected to walk home from school, even if it was a couple of miles? and quite often, said children let themselves into an empty house, because both parents (if they were lucky to have two parents) had to work. AND WE SURVIVED. How about that? Nowadays if a parent allowed that, they would be charged with abuse and neglect. I'm not saying that Gen X got the best parenting as a rule; I am saying that maybe we don't need to smother children with constant training wheels, and just maybe there is not a MONSTER or CHILD MOLESTER or AXE MURDERER hiding around EVERY CORNER, just WAITING for a child to NOT HAVE THE GAZE OF AT LEAST A DOZEN ADULTS ON HIM OR HER. And maybe, there is some healthy place between "control every single stimulus that might reach your baby ALL THE TIME" and "the moment your baby can crawl, throw him or her to the wolves and be all SINK OR SWIM!" Maybe I can view videos of people having sex, even unconventional sex, as an adult approaching 50 years old, in the privacy of my own, child-free home (maybe even jerk off to it, to completion!) and it's not going to harm anyone's kid.
