Tired. Let's talk about that

Boop

[loafmom]

clownzy buts it's just that one part (or you know what their freaks make it the whole song) of the demo version of Lana Del Rey's diet Mountain Dew song.

"Hurt me and tell me you're mine

I don't know why but I like it

Scary? My God, you're divine

Gimme them, gimme them dope and diamonds"

fuck I love them.

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[gnar-slabdash]

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

[cutebutalsostabby]

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

[septic-dr-schneep]

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

[imsopopfly]

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

[loafmom]

reblog to give prev the power to lock tf in already

[loafmom]

I went from 29k fic options to 45 with the click of a few tags. Damn. This shit boughta be fire tho cause I know it's hopefully gonna be what I want

[sharp-wells]

Followed me back and yet you haven't answered my ask? Coward behavior.

Pig say what?

[loafmom]

Pig says fuck you

/lh

[dragon-subway]

Do we think redstone is tasty yes or no (my vote is on yes)

[loafmom]

I haven't seen the movie or read the book and don't know how strong the fandom is yet outside of fanfiction but I would like to present the song

still feel. By half • alive

as a song basically made for grace. Uh yeah there's my two cents. Bye!

[loafmom]

I have now seen the movie.

I cried.

[zillychu]

hey guys check it out I can do a frontside 180 with my stomach haha

[zillychu]

hopital

[zillychu]

just 4 u. I braved Phone Art while on Turbo Morphine (I think they called it dilaudid. it's Turbo Morphine 2 me)

oh ur super flexible? yeah well lmao can u do THIS??? (throws up and dies)

[zillychu]

u know in retrospect my stomach shrimping wasn't even the worst part so far. it was the tube that went to third base with my floppy ass cardia. through my sinuses. just straight up cockwarmed a silly straw all the way thru my esophagus for 2 days

[zillychu]

I'm a fool. a fucking fool. an absolute clown. do u know what happened minutes after I posted this.

I found out my body cannot handle opioids.

my muscles lock tf up and deliver the worst pain imaginable in every direction at once. I can't describe it. it's not just pain it's the sensation of every disgusting awful flu ache you've ever experienced in your life condensed into one square inch of your body, all over your body.

do u know what alternatives hospitals have to opioids? HA, HAHAHA

they don't

[zillychu]

GUESS WHOSE HOSPITAL IS GETTING HIT BY A TORNADO

[zillychu]

made the saving throw 😎 not today, Satan

[zillychu]

Y'ALL WILL NOT FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT BIOLOGICAL PROCESS STARTED LITERALLY THE DAY BEFORE SURGERY

[zillychu]

THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING TORNADO

[zillychu]

I'd love to say this has been an educational experience, but unfortunately I run on Spite and simply vow to torture my blorbos even more now

which is saying something while being in the Vivisect the Half Dead Child fandom

[zillychu]

I LIVED BITCH!!

Stomach is back where it should be, I got some guts stapled and skin glued, and recited Dexter's Lab every time the nurses mixed powdered medicine in with my applesauce. I'm bored of drinking ramen and watching Resident Alien reruns so I'm gonna peruse the tags!

I cannot tell you how many times I unironically gazed into the middle distance and thought this

I've learned things can be true and also a shit post at the same time. unfortunately

starting to think maybe I've been saying this too much all my life and karmic justice just backed up in the pipes before exploding. still gonna obliterate those twinks tho. get back here Siffrin I'm not done with you yet

this guy is getting the true moral of this story

I HAVEN'T IN YEARS so either the AO3 curse has a disconcerting half-life, or it extends to discord servers and Google docs. both are horrifying and deserve a federal grant for further investigation

you and me both! isn't nature beautiful

you've made me realize my most recent fic in my gdocs is in fact the darkest thing I've written. so maybe all the ppl in the tags claiming AO3 curse aren't as wrong as I've been thinking they are

god's a bitch and I'm into omegaverse

I feel like I should get a medal for enduring something so fucked up that randos on the internet think I must be lying. yeah bro me too

did I stutter

[zillychu]

honestly the worst part about all of this is the fact that I can't watch Murderbot. I want to so bad. but I refuse until I'm feeling halfway alive again

fuck life. I give myself lemons. AO3 on hospital Wi-Fi

you do not. like emphatically, I don't think that's a great idea

I'd say I'm sorry but tbh this seems very on theme for ISAT so

THANK you I need everyone to remember I'm a gamer first, god's favorite crusty sock in the bottom of the drawer second

the ARE a lot of people in the tags calling me Jesus Christ

I'll admit that one's on me. when I started being unable to eat anything, my first thought was not "stomach straight up saying the abdomen's haunted"

I hate that I was actually considering getting white haired anime boy haircut right before all this happened. could you fucking imagine

don't carbon date me like this

Rascal Flatts was right. life is a highway and it's riding me all night long

[zillychu]

the abortion was a success! (/silly)

they snipped and stitched some things, yanked the whole sucker back down UNDER my diaphragm where it belongs, and did this thing called a fundoplication where they wrap and stitch the top of the stomach around the bottom of the esophagus. it’s supposed to help keep that little bastard in its assigned seating

what I had was a called a combination sliding hiatal hernia (stomach wants uppies) and paraesophageal hiatal hernia (stomach wants uppies but through a different hole in the diaphragm bc it’s not like other girls, making it look like it’s trying to phone home), along with combined organoaxial and mesenteroaxial gastric volvulus (stomach flops around like a dead fish and twists itself shut like a bread bag AND goes upside down). the former usually ends up cutting off blood flow and starts necrotizing the stomach (very dangerous), but I was extremely lucky that hadn’t happened yet!

the hernias are uncommon but not terribly rare. the stomach flopping around? that’s rare. the fact that I had both of these at the same time, where they both did ALL AVAILABLE BAD THINGS POSSIBLE?

to put it gently, according to one resident, I had surgeons fighting over me. pictures were taken. I had like six separate groups of medical professionals coming into my room regularly. my surgeon shook my hand like I was a celebrity. it was honest to god hilarious.

all in all, I spent 3 months thinking I was being a huge wimpy diaper baby, only to find out I narrowly evaded death bc my friend Moth told me to go to the ER right away, and it triggered a panic attack big enough to make me do just that. the poor ER doc came in sweating with the initial CT scans like “I’m gonna be real with you I’m not entirely sure I know what I’m looking at but it’s giving INCREDIBLE Emergency Surgery”

I’m upset I don’t get to birth an alien baby, but considering how it was Rapturing into my chest, it probably would have been a chest burster anyway. I want to kiss Miss Xenomorph as much as the next guy but I think I’ll just stick to sending prime numbers out into space until one returns my booty call

EDIT: btw I love the dog jokes lmao I had no idea volvulus was common in dogs! don't worry I'm not a werewolf (unfortunately), I simply have hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos, which makes all my connective tissue soft and stretchy. So we're waaaay more prone to having organs (and joints) slip n slide around and do things they REALLY aren't supposed to. But I wish I was a werewolf even more now. when will it be my turn

[zillychu]

haha that was a fun near-death experience glad it's over though GUESS WHO JUST GOT FIRED

[zillychu]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING TORNADO

[zillychu]

my clowns in hellsite, I have no idea how my house is intact when there are trees uprooted by my mailbox. if I had less staples in me I'd bend over and moon the sky

I'm not gonna keep dragging this post on I swear I'm just still on pain meds (I can handle higher doses of weaker opioids for some reason! yippee!) so I'm gonna look through the tags one more time and address a couple things I've seen often

- no, I wasn't doing anything in particular to fuck up my guts. sometimes our organs just Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 right through the polygons. don't worry about it, it's rare and you get a fun story to tell ur friends

- yes, I was fired because I missed too many days nearly dying and requested more to recover from nearly dying. what can I say I'm a needy unreasonable bitch

- yes it's pretty lame to do this to someone right as they stumble off the operating table and get dumped with expensive medical bills. yes this is legal. yes I'm filing for unemployment. yes I would leave mouse poops in the CEO's coco rice krispies if given the chance. love and peace ✌️

- it's cool my dudes I live in the Midwest, basements are an evolutionary aspect of natural selection here. we've also got Steve Templeton I'm pretty sure he fights the tornadoes off himself

- Murderbot TV series good :)

- don't worry guys I know the original artist for Life is a Highway. Lightning McQueen

- there are a LOT of you offering advice on how to avoid the torment nexus. while having a Siffrin pfp. just an observation

- who the fuck is Job

please laugh. every drop of joy I squeeze from this karmic fart parade is another finger shoved firmly up god's withered asshole

can everyone stop being funnier than me for 2 minutes

I only fucked someone once and it was bc they replied to my reply on their comment to the fic I filled for their kink meme prompt on Livejournal. it was vore. and my name's not Jesus

no I'm going I want to ask Joshua how he got that gay

can y'all stop comparing me to deities I'm already on thin ice here with one or possibly more of them

no this is Patrick

I'm sorry to disappoint but I only have 2 weed smoking girlfriends. if anyone lets me borrow one of theirs tho it would really help the Make A Wish Foundation. I beg them once a week and they keep telling me I'm "not a child" and "already got two wishes fulfilled"

take a ticket and get in line if you're gonna make an attempt on my life, you goddamn heathen

you can't give me this after I was just accused of being Dave Strider

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[loafmom]

listening to music but all I see is FrailSMP angst

[i-can-stop-playing-cookie-run]

guys….

I have a theory

[loafmom]

Can confirm not true, but we love the theories! Feels weird seeing the two thumbnails next to each other lol. If you want to take about frail i have been waiting to rant to people about it :3

[pukicho]

FUCK. PEEL. WHY DONT YOU PEEL

[loafmom]

turn it so the curved side is facing you

start at the top near the place where it hangs

run your nail down the back (make sure it presses into the peel

stick your thumbs in there and split the peel the rest of the way down

remove banana from peel

now you have a free banana and it's skin which you can give to someone else like it's a full banana cause that's what it looks like but it is infact just the shell of a banana.

[loafmom]

I haven't seen the movie or read the book and don't know how strong the fandom is yet outside of fanfiction but I would like to present the song

still feel. By half • alive

as a song basically made for grace. Uh yeah there's my two cents. Bye!

[loafmom]

absolutely in love with FrailSMP. Very happy I get the chance to dig my teeth into some new lore AND I get to watch it play out without having to wade through months of previous uploads. The ability to see it through so many povs is nice as well. We get to see how the world works. Take a deep dive into the glitches in the server and the relationships between the characters.

what happened between the 4 original players? Who owns this server? What will BlankTamashi do now that he's lost his first life? WHO IS THE INVIS FREEN SHEILD PLAYER??? Will we ever get those 27 waxed weathered cut copper stairs? Does QuantumQuirks actually love their players? What's going to happen between Vaindinth and QQ now that Vaindinth has gone behind he back and put a bounty on someone?

can't wait to see more!!!

[loafmom]

Don't look to closely but I am excited to show off ✧Daybreak✧!!!!

BlankTamashi 's sword from FrailSMP

Did this in about two days because the motivation hit and I locked in.

[leeyricality]

AYO CHAPTER 5 - THE FINAL PART OF VOLUME 1!!

GIGGS + Tango my beloved goofballs. Also happy debut episode Gem <3 any guesses as to what mutant she is?

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And now is when I give you all the news that TTY is going on a hiatus. The next 11 months ahead of me are going to be insanely busy, and I want to sink my free time going forward into VI013T. I started TTY on a whim, but VI013T is the series that I've been pouring my heart and soul into writing since 2019, and it deserves to finally take the forefront of my creative energy.

The future format of TTY is up in the air. If I feel like I can get to a place where working on comic episodes again is healthily achievable, then they might be back sometime. However, it is more likely that the rest of the story will be released either as the edited script or as a short chaptered fic.

I will (if time allows) be researching some merch possibilities for y'all! Even if its just like... some stickers on red bubble or something 😅

In the meantime, if you'd like a new series to check out, you can have a look at my other blog, follow my insta, oooorr check me out on tiktok :]

ANYWAY THANKS FOR READING GUYYYS I LOVE YOU 💚🩷💚🩷

[loafmom]

im making stuff. its all coming together

[loafmom]

So im doing mc research as one does and now my brain is FLOADED WITH POTENTIAL LORE. So the watchers AND the listeners have mc accounts and official skins (THE LISTENERS WERE WHITE AND PURPLE WE WERE WRONG) and when I go to the EVO wiki (so cool) the listeners entice ppl to their monuments with NOTEBLOCK SOUNDS! You know who else do that? THE NOISES FROM JUMPERWHOS NEW SERIES

I smell a connection there and i refuse to let it go because PLEASE THINK WITH ME HERE FOR A MOMENT The void outside the large leminal spaces where jumper is BEING WATCHED. THE NOTE BLOCK SOUNDS. it has potential and i need ppl to also know about this. Im going crazy out here. Are the listeners the bad sound or the "good" sounds? are the watchers coping them to try and pretend to be them? IS THAT THE GOOD SOUND? I dont trust the good sound and NEITHER SHOULD YOU! more at noon

[leeyricality]

hhheeeeyyyy so hypothetically. If I offered a trade

you get: more fanart 👀

I get: you watching the mc smp series ima be in as a main part when it posts.

a group of friends who's acting skills range from

How did you even get an act in this talent show to has actually voice acted professionally

and we have fun and it's gonna be cringe but good

if my offer isn't enough I'll also throw in 27 waxed weathered cut copper stairs

Soooo, think about it 👉👈🥺

i am so so so so busy and literally dont have time to watch and enjoy anything but i will advertise this to everyone else in the form of this ask for free bc i like you 👍

sounds fun!

[loafmom]

Yippi!! Thanks very much! I'll still make that fanart cause we had a deal but I think we all know I would have made some anyways but shhhhhhhhhhhhh let me have this