karkat kinnie (derogatory)

call me cork/lobo/anything you want 18 • he/she/they/whatever • chronically exhausted will not hesitate to chop ur nuts off if tempted

[lobopaint]

ATTENTION: The Bitch Is Back

every now and then i wiggle my way back onto tumblr to reblog a couple homestuck posts and fuck way back off into the abyss so like. here are some life updates for yall

- i just graduated from high school (hell yeah)

- im back on my art grind, so expect some new stuff on the art blog at some point

- i have acquired some new interests and revived some old ones, so prepare yourselves for a bit more variation in the fandoms included in my art and on my reblogs

uhhh anyway good to be back, i'm honestly a happier person now than i was before going silent on account of the whole graduation thing. i'll be adding to the queue again cuz i have no idea when it emptied itself out but im sure it was a while ago (excluding the holiday related scheduled posts, those hung around for quite a while)

~ lobotomizedPaintbrush (Cork)

[soapdispensersalesman]

I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

[zevveli]

StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.

[redpandarascal]

stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.

[musashi]

bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.

[lesbiassoon]

mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:

The Bored Button - "Press the Bored Button and be bored no more."

The Useless Web

Cloudhiker - "Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet" (not really a rebrand, it's a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)

Astronaut.io - "These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you)."

Marginalia - "This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed."

[arcolan]

11 year old border collie: gets a special shot for his chronic back pain this morning

2pm: "where's the dog he can't possibly have jumped over the fence"

3pm: "hi i live in [another village]! I got your dog here, if you can come fetch him?"

"well at least that new medication is working 💀"

[emcapi]

[arcolan]

No but update: the lady who found him told us he followed a group of kids and she was like "hey kids maybe don't take a stranger's dog on a day long hike not knowing where he's from". But like let's be real he saw them jumped over the fence and decided he was not a retired old man with back pain anymore but was on a mission to herd those two legged baby sheep back home wherever that may be

[kyonite]

trying to create an ebay account to sell smthn and tell me why I can't use my REAL LEGAL LAST NAME because it includes "dick" which ebay considers offensive

BUT THEN IN THEIR MISREPRESENTATION POLICY THEY SAY YOU CAN'T COLLECT MONEY TO A BANK ACCOUNT THAT'S NOT IN YOUR BUSINESS OR LEGAL NAME. BUT MY LEGAL NAME INCLUDES DICK, WHICH YOU CONSIDER OFFENSIVE.

the sanitization of the internet is so fucking stupid we live in the stupidest time

[tapejara-deactivated20200519]

Agb eh . eehhjhg  jj aaA /

[muddledepuddle-deactivated20260]

Had some ideas I like better, Plus fixed the Blur

[xbirdiebitchassx]

boop >:3

AH

[lobopaint]

dude thats such an ancient ask, are you only JUST NOW checking your inbox??

[lobopaint]

give me my phones back Corey. You can’t just ghost me AND keep the phones I gave you to repair(WHICH YOU AGREED TO DO!)

dude literally how do you keep finding me jesus fuck

[lavenderlilys]

happy birthday to the bros

[kpop-locks]

꒰ ˀˀ ↷ xlov ; 1&only ”♡ᵎ ꒱

part.2

like/reblog | @snghaobin

don’t repost our work or claim it as yours

[kpop-locks]

꒰ ˀˀ ↷ xlov ; random ”♡ᵎ ꒱

like/reblog | @snghaobin

don’t repost our work or claim it as yours

[kpop-locks]

꒰ ˀˀ ↷ xlov ; 1&only ”♡ᵎ ꒱

part.1

like/reblog | @snghaobin

don’t repost our work or claim it as yours

[skyakafreckles]

[frisktastic]

source

[sasskarian]

I have NO IDEA what I just watched but my life has been enriched and my day has been made

[skyakafreckles]

[frisktastic]

source

[sasskarian]

I have NO IDEA what I just watched but my life has been enriched and my day has been made

[bolly--quinn]

smiling friends stuff from twt 🙂

[shower-cry]

Happy national girlfriends day to my gf (him)

[zakutari]

dont ask how i come up w this. they started as trad doodles but i really think theyre cute. i did genbends of the critters a while ago but didn't think id use the designs again bc they were originally silly jokes but fuck it theyre honestly so fun to draw.. (there's also not much to design lol) i might post those at some point idk. anyways here

originally was just the critters dressed up but this being a school au is cute too?? im not sure tbh either is fine, im not fussed i just wanted to draw them in cute clothes and acting silly😭