Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Doug Jones
Cosimo Galluzzi

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The Stonewall Inn
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Claire Keane
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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The Bowery Presents

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Mike Driver
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@local-bibliophila
i accidentally gave fauna a jockey’s helmet and of course now that’s the only thing she wants to wear…
my stages of writing an academic paper
this isn't too bad
(proceeds to wait until last possible minute before starting)
oh my god I know absolutely nothing
sources folder now somehow contains 243 unread articles
53:41 length youtube documentary from 2008
100 jstor tabs open
my eyes are so dry from reading
ctrl+c ctrl+v ctrl+c ctr
1000 words over word count
ah fuck now I'm 300 words under
it's technically my first coffee of the day because it's past midnight
steals references from other articles
email to professor at 4:13am: is being a dumb bitch a valid reason for an extension
thinks of funny title
times new roman size 12 double spaced
shit what if I've plagiarised in my completely original work
finally submitted. is that the sun
I somehow understand the topic less now
#lil gremlin cannot take compliments
BAKUGOU KATSUKI ⇨ S5xEP09: “EARLY BIRD!”
🌧How Haikyuu boys would react to “I know you’re obsessed with me” TikTok prank🌧
Kiyoomi Sakusa
You saw the challenge on TikTok a couple days ago and never got the right time to do it so today was the day
You we’re at his house since your parents were gonna be away for a little while
Poor man was just minding his own business on his phone sitting on his bed
As soon as he saw you setting up your phone he already knew this wasn’t gonna be good
And you came and just slowly crawling towards him
He looked up from his phone giving you the look of “oh no, what is it now?”
You sat on his lap and hold his face in your hand and mumbled
“I know you’re obsessed with me”
You leaned in to make it seem like you we’re gonna give him a sloppy kiss
And he was ready to kiss you back
But you got out of his lap as the music played in the background
He just sat there looking at you with the look of “are you serious”
You laughed a little at his face, feeling guilty about hurting your little baby
Kōtarō bokuto 🍀
poor baby🥺 how can you have the heart to do that to him?🥺
The little baby was just on his gaming chair playing a game on the tv so he didn’t see when you set it up behind him
You started recording and walked over to him fitting both of your legs perfectly on the side of the chair and sitting on his lap
You then mumbled “I know you’re obsessed with me” with the song
You leaned in to kiss him but you stoped when your lips touched his lips the slightest
He gasp as you got off the his lap and walked off
He didn’t even tell the boys (akaashi and kuroo) that he was leaving and just put his mic and controller down and followed you like a lost puppy with that little sad face of his as his hair also down🥺
He hugged you from behind
“Baby?, why don’t you want to kiss me? Do you not like my kisses anymore?”
You felt SO guilty and you turned around and hugged your sweet baby telling him it was a prank and started to make out with him
After a few mins of making out he pulled away looking at you his face was so bright is was almost shining and all of his hair was back up
“Wanna cuddle?” He asks, and ofc you said yes how can you say no to such a cutie-pie🥺
Kei tsukishima👓
This bitch💀-
He was at his homework desk reading a book not paying attention to you so you decided to do this to him
You set up your phone and walked over to him
You sat on his lap and took his headphones off his head/ears
“I know you’re obsessed with me” you mumble as you kissed his neck and stood up walking away
He looks at you as you walked away with a blanked face
“No I’m not” he said as he went back to reading his book
You we’re pretty annoyed but wasn’t surprised since it’s tsukishima
You’ve tried a lot of pranks before that was a fail on him after all
So you went back to the bed getting back on your phone
-3 hours later-
Tsukishima was now on top of you sucking your neck slowly aiming for your breast
“K- kei” you said through moans “what happend? Why are you suddenly turned on out of nowhere?”
He kissed you deeply pulling back and saying “just let me be obsessed with you and do my thing”
Your eyes widen as you realized he felt for it and soon started smirking
Let’s just say y’all had y’all’s fun that night😉😌
📍Tetsurō Kuroo🥵
This bitch💀part 2-
Y’all were at your house you were making food when you suddenly remembered the challenge
You smirked to yourself and laughed as you knew where this was gonna end up
You walked into your living room where kuroo was sitting in the living room watching tv
You put your camera in a distance behind him
You Crawled to him and he smirked and he instantly knew what was about to happen- or so he thought-
While you we’re crawling to him he brought his finger under your chin and made you look at him and you purposely bight your lips
As you reach to him you leaned in to kiss him but you purposely make your lip touch his and pull back leaning into his ear and mumbling
“I know you’re obsessed with me”
And you crawled back on the couch heading for the kitchen but halfway of your crawling
This man literally yanked you by your knees to him🤣😭
“Shit kitten, I’m not gonna let you get away with what you just did to daddy you’ll regret that, trying to tease me huh?”
Y’all also had a dirty night😉
Fae: And now, mortal, if I give you this favor, you must do something for me in return.
Mortal: What is it?
Fae: You have to go to the Winter Ball with me.
Mortal: ...I’m sorry, what?
Fae: I just really need a date that will piss off my parents and you seem perfect.
Mortal: I don’t know whether that’s an insult or a compliment.
A Husband Whispers in his Wife's Ear at the Bar
“Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the bar where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”
Yes, she says, “I remember it oh so well!”
OK, he says, “Let’s go there again, and we can do it for old time’s sake?”
“Oh Marvin, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!”
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I’ve got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in..
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn’t know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I’ve got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, “Excuse me, but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?”
Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
“Fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence.”
My Mom - #24
*I heard my Mom send the dogs to my room, and they came running in tails wagging, ears up, all excited with fruit label stickers on their heads.*
Me: “Mom? Why do the dogs have stickers on their heads?”
Mom: “I turned them into mangoes!”
Me - #55
note: I’m a college student living in the dorms
My Mom texts me: “Dad made us dinner.” *sends picture of my dad’s amazing home cooked hamburgers and fries* “What did you have for dinner?”
Me: “Goldfish.”
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Random Guy - #12
Person A: “What did you get from the reading?”
Person B (deadpan): “That I’m illiterate. That’s what I got from it.”
Random Guy - #8
Bio Professor (shows class a picture of a bright blue frog): “ If I threw a bucket of these guys at you, how would you react?”
Student A: “Freak out.”
Bio Professor: “Yes! Freak out. Why?”
Student B: “Cause homie is blue.”
hello pals!! this is a masterpost of half (or so) of the reference posts i reblogged/made. i tried uploading this masterpost as just one big masterpost but i had over 250 links so that failed and here i am again. here is part one, encapsulating studying + certain subjects which will be followed by part two (slightly more general) here! enjoy ✨
studying, school, + learning
what i’ve learnt throughout my years of being a student
notes, studying, and self-study resources
self-study resources
starting a studyblr
college + uni
how to get studying
online study guides
good habits
exams!
study management
school is starting soon
back to school (1)
back to school (2)
back to school (3)
back to school reminders
50 things to know for back to school
get prepared for a new school year
school resources
final grade calculator
writing emails to professors
cheap textbooks etc!!
save money on textbooks
school
first week of school stuff
testing effect
make studying fun
high school tips
101 study tips
types of learners
lazy kid’s guide to good grades
catching up on missed work
university tag
igcse resources
sat tag
act tag
ap tag
ib tag
a-level revision tips
diy school supplies
test taking tips
a complete guide to studying (well)
time to study!
groupwork (1)
groupwork (2)
tips tag
study effectively from textbooks
studying better
surviving your least favourite class
studying a subject you hate
success
doing research
understanding the question
pomodoro
study tips
tactile learning
how to concentrate
concentration
exam day
ultimate study masterpost
study tips for exams
school survival
studying on the go
how to read academic journal articles
how to study smart
how to remember anything in 3 steps
distraction-free studying
motivation
my study instagram + study blog
+ motivation links
motivation masterpost
stay motivated
get that homework done!
reaching goals
getting motivated
motivation through anime
writing
writing tag
recover an unsaved draft
uni writing resources
add citations!
annotating (1)
annotating (2)
advice for writing papers
writing helps
essay writing tips
how to write an essay
writing term research papers
active vs passive voice
writing masterpost
academic writing resources
essay checklist
reduce your word count
essay writing links
how to write and execute a huge piece of work
summary writing
the discursive/argumentative essay
the narrative essay + the descriptive essay
note-taking
note-taking in class
cornell note-taking
cornell (2)
lecture notes
illustrating notes
banners
maintaining good notes
note-taking
sticky notes
flashcards
colour-code + highlight effectively
colour-coding
studying from textbooks
study guides
upgrade your notes
illustrate your notes
mind maps
note-taking for different lecture types
ribbon drawing
smart highlighting
lettering ideas
how i take notes
note-taking tips
aesthetically pleasing notes
fake cursive notes
languages + literature
the ultimate english masterpost
shakespeare
literature masterpost
annotating
studying a foreign language
100+ legal sites to download literature
approaching poetry analysis
write a killer unprepared text essay
literary analysis research papers
classics
how to ace lit
reading lit
write a rhetorical analysis essay
practice oral comprehension!!
how i study for english lit
poetry analysis (1)
poetry analysis (2)
how i learn languages
self-studying languages
languages tag
how to open a new book
literary devices
literaty devices w/ printables
literature masterpost
grow your vocab
a guide to vocab
language learning tips + resources
SUPER IMPORTANT FOR POLYGLOTS
tips + tricks for learning a language
chinese
english
french
german
greek
italian
japanese
korean
latin
maltese
polish
russian
spanish
swedish
humanities + other subjects
studying humanities subjects
gathering materials for a humanities research paper
philosophy
philosophy tag
psychology tag
politics + government
women of wwi
ap world history
coding
design resources
sciences + math
how to memorise diagrams
biology (1)
biology (2)
studying biology
biology help
biology note-taking
anatomy + physiology
physiology
physics
ap physics
chemistry (1)
chemistry (2)
chemistry note-taking
studying chemistry
maths tag
how to study for math
how to study math (1)
how to study math (2)
math (1)
math (2)
math (3)
10 tips to excel in maths
avoid carelessness in calculations
succeed in math without really trying
math resources and links
algebra (1)
algebra (2)
precalculus
geometry
space + astronomy (1)
space + astronomy (2)
hope this helps + please check out part 2 as well!! ilysm 💗
ps here is a list of all my masterposts just in case 🐝
- helena xx
Classic Black Literature
I’m an avid fan of classic literature, but I feel like in the world of academia, people are very euro/white-centric and forget many amazing black authors of classic books, so here’s a small list!
“Beloved” by Toni Morrison
“Invisible Man” by Ralph Ellison
“Native Son” by Richard Wright
“Go Tell it on the Mountain” by James Baldwin
“The Color Purple” by Alice Walker
“Not Without Laughter” by Langston Hughes
“Cane” by Jean Toomer
“Their Eyes Were Watching God” by Zora Neale Hurston
“Sister Outsider” by Audre Lorde
“The Autobiography of an Ex-Colored Man” by James Weldon Johnson
“Through the Ivory Gate” by Rita Dove
“A Raisin in the Sun” by Lorraine Hansberry
“Passing” by Nella Larsen
“Amiable with Big Teeth” by Claude McKay
“Imperium in Imperio” by Sutton Griggs
“The Street” by Ann Petry
“The Count of Monte Cristo” by Alexandre Dumas
“Narrative of Sojourner Truth” by Sojourner Truth
“The Curse of Caste” by Julia C. Collins
“Jazz” by Toni Morrison