we gotta keep moving forward

hopeful for a better future, love and happiness! 19+ ONLY. They/Them Lesbian, header by @dykedva.

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[amygdalae]

soulsborne NPC questlines are like. In order to summon Dillard you gotta talk to him at the Shrine BEFORE you unlock the Wretched Cathedral or he'll become hostile after moving to the Hallowed Altar. If you're also doing Herbert's questline, make sure you fetch the Musty Book AFTER talking to Dillard at the Altar, or they'll both disappear and you'll be locked out of the Sacred Curse Ending (and you won't be able to buy lichen poultice from Herbert for the Festering Husk fight). Make sure to ask him about the Old Statue or he won't be summonable for the

[orteil42]

unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british

[poetrylesbian]

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

[ritavonbees]

this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

[firewalkwithmedvd]

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

[firewalkwithmedvd]

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

[hypokeimena]

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

found this in an old folder and cleaned it up in like 2seconds because it's good

[teaboot-oceeboot]

[teaboot-oceeboot]

Not exactly

[sleebyjam]

Okay, I'll bite. Hawm

[crabussy]

Why do kiwis have such massive fucking eggs “it’s because they are related to ostriches and-“ yeah ok but like why didn’t they evolve smaller eggs if I was in charge I would do that shit pronto. Thoughts?

their big eggs are actually that size for a similar reason to human babies having massive heads!! being bigger at birth can be important.

kiwi are trying SO HARD to become mammals. fur-like feathers, whisker-like feathers, little beady eyes, nocturnal, great sense of smell.... that's basically a mammal!! they're well suited for life on the forest floor.

their big eggs work alongside these adaptations to give them a leg up in the bird world. their young hatch already feathered! they're precocial, which means they're born with the ability to open their eyes and move around. like foals.

big egg = more powerful offspring from the get-go. babies don't need to spend precious time vulnerable while they develop on the ground when they've already done all that in the egg!

(unfortunately, with the introduction of mammals to aotearoa, these adaptations are a little less useful...)

[nothingimportantanywhere]

Important addition: baby kiwi come out of the egg looking like they've come out of a shower with a hangover

[assortedinsanities]

They look like one of the downsides of emerging from an egg fully formed is how aware you are off just having come out on egg. First minute alive, already dealing with some fucking experience.

[herpsandbirds]

Can I request stellers sea eagle theyre my favorite bird :)

MAIS BIEN SUR!

Steller’s Sea Eagle (Haliaeetus pelagicus), family Accipitridae, order Accipitriformes, found off the Pacific coast of East Asia

photograph by Michael Pinczolits 

photograph by James Gan

San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance

Michael Pinczolits

Steller’s Sea Eagle (Haliaeetus pelagicus), Newfoundland, Canada

This guy, who would has been hanging off the NE coast of North America for a while, is way outside its normal range in far NW Asia.

photograph by Bob Keener

[galaxywarp]

[mutationgirl]

might as well be jilling off to a glossary the way im coming to terms

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[ishimarukiyotaka]

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

[ishimarukiyotaka]

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

[flowersfromunderground]

Be yourself so ppl looking for u can find u

[ri5k]

[sisyphusshrugged]

[making-you-in-mtg]

[charcharslidee]

me everyday