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me hyping myself up before entering any public area: i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal

horde-princess

Noelle relates most to Adora, Catra and Glimmer. In a sense, they represent different kinds of anxiety (perfectionism, struggling to prove oneself, pent-up emotion). This is why they all parallel but differently and thats why their stories are intertwined and why i like them so much

i am simply out of words have you EVER seen a show this good in your life there has never been anything like she-ra

stantler

that post about gym leaders tweeting that rock and ground are the same type is funny but do you think this has ever been like a point of contention for biologists in the pokemon world. like the way the fairy type wasn’t discovered until recent years and was misclassified as normal type for most of history. do you think professors in the pokemon universe argue over whether certain pokemon have been mistyped or if certain types may actually not exist at all

stantler

professor sycamore when his hypothesis on the 18th type was confirmed after his findings were repeatedly rejected and laughed at by the heads of the kalos institute of pokebiology for over a decade

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miranova23

Everytime I hear “a 9/11 a day,” I revert back to 13 and need to sit down for a moment til I can breathe again.

commanderboshtette

along the same vein…

gehayi

As of May 7, 2020, 76,503 Americans are confirmed dead of COVID-19. To put this in perspective:

58, 209 Americans died in the Vietnam War (1961-1975)

54, 246 Americans died in the Korean War (1950-1953)

25, 000 Americans died in the American Revolution (1775-1783)

15, 000 Americans died in the War of 1812 (1812-1815)

13, 283 Americans died in the Mexican-American War (1846-1848)

4,576 Americans died in the Iraq War (2003-2011)

Also: The annual number of deaths in the USA from infectious disease is about 75,000. That’s twelve months’ worth of deaths. We are slightly over the annual death count for infectious disease after only four months and seven days.

Don’t kid yourself that this is normal. This is not even remotely normal.

kylorenlovemail

i wish he’d stare at me like this

hyperskully

Anyone else like the contrast of Catra’s claws against Adora’s skin? Like, they’re deadly weapons yet so gentle when hand holding.

princessofgayskull

punk-63

horde-princess

noelle stevenson making super gay playlists for catra and adora then dropping season 3 a couple months later

rafael-silva

Oscar Isaac and John Boyega being FinnPoe warriors and yelling FINNPOE RIGHTS: a compilation

bonus:

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heylo-reylo

And then, wonder of wonders, she leaned forward and kissed him.

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Bow: I trust you.

Glimmer: I’m touched.

Bow: I don’t trust Catra.

Glimmer, to Catra: Say nothing.

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

time...to speak on an irondad dynamic that I feel is criminally underused even though I made it up in my head and haven't shared it before.

So. Peter Parker loves sports. We know that. In Civil War he says he wishes he could play football, and there's an entire short of him trying to go to an NBA finals watch party. But it's like...so glossed over. Why. I deserve wannabe jock Peter Parker.

we all deserve Rabid New York Sports Fan Peter Parker.

But here's what we also deserve: Tony, rich kid Tony, building computers at 7 like the nerd he is...knowing absolutely Nothing about sports.

Sure, he threw the NBA party and sat courtside but that was like...a celebrity thing. That was a status thing. He was more worried with what he was wearing and who was on the guest list, Peter was the one invested in watching the game...Tony literally had his glasses on at the game he was probably texting Pepper during it asking her to explain what was actually happening lmao

But anyway...I just love the concept of Peter just...enraged at some new recruit's stats and on a full rant while Tony is struggling to figure out what sport the kid's even talking about.

Tony not being able to tell the difference between a soccer ball and a volleyball, not realizing that the reason Peter's acting like it's the end of the world is because his favorite hockey team didn't win the Stanley Cup.

Tony trying to bond with the kid and having a vague idea that people take kids to baseball games, and he's expecting a nice, if a little boring day with his sweet, polite little mentee and then spending the next few hours watching Peter shoving hog dogs down his throat while somehow also screaming curses and vague threats at the other team's batters at the top of his lungs...Peter just goes like Full Queens Accent when he's angry so he's screaming "MISS! MIIIISSS! YA REALLY THINK YA CAN BEAT NEW YAWK! YA FUCKA!!" and poor Tony's just sitting next to him like "😱😱😱😰😰😰🤯😵"

Peter can list any team's line up and stats, and goes feral whenever a game is on tv, no matter the sport, and Tony tries So Hard to follow along and engage in the kid's interests but the damn poindexter just,,,,cannot understand what's happening lmao he's just like "ah yes I see he has gotten...the bäll? how wonderful!" and Peter's like "MISTA STAWK THAT'S THE AWTHER TEAM WHAT ARE YA TALKING ABOUT ARE YA A NEW YAWKER OR NOT" and Tony's. a little terrified lmao

Rhodey is using Tony's phone for something one day and sees a bunch of google searches that are like "what to do if your kid is a jock" "how to handle jock child" "what is my kid talking about" "sports translator???" "how to make my kid think I understand sports" "wikihow do I parent a jock" "how to get my teen to stop cursing at sports" "how to make myself like sports" "how to handle your kid having different interests than you" "how do I make my teen think I'm cool again". Rhodey screenshots them all and posts them on twitter.

Tony feeling really great because he got a bunch of football merch for Peter's birthday one year but he got merch for like....the dolphins or something and Peter's thanking him and being grateful but Dying inside lmao

When Peter's in college the giants somehow win the super bowl and the city goes absolutely insane. riots and partying every where in the streets. It's beyond out of hand. Tony's watching news coverage and is in the middle of texting 'does spidey need some help with this mess?' When the news camera shows Peter and his roommate standing on top of a car, shotgunning beer, both of them shirtless and painted in the team's colors, leading the immediate crowd in a very explicit celebration song.

Just....there's like a common trope of Manly Man Sports Man having a rough time trying to connect with his nerdy son and I just think it's hilarious in reverse...let Peter get a little more confident and join the school football team and Tony comes to every game but can't even tell which team is which much less pick his kid out on the field. Having absolutely no idea who actually won until Peter tells him. I love it. I deserve it.

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