Still Near. Still Queer.

It’s your local Elaine here with some slightly above mediocre content!

[kyleehenke]

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr 

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dropitlowbandit]

@fiannabeag

[princessfag]

First of all I knew it was a trap second of all I’m having fun under this bucket eating snacks

[artsicfox]

I recently finished making all these eeveelution designs for Pokémon types that didn’t have one yet!

[piendish]

I think copyright infringement should be legalized everywhere for any reason at all forever

[nerdragons-hoard]

I think copyright infringement should be legalized everywhere for any reason at all forever

This is my own original idea

[piendish]

That’s a good idea

[thenatsdorf]

Meet Puddin (via)

[dropitlowbandit]

@fiannabeag

[roseoilz]

sunday brunch in provence

via @ateliervime on ig

[hugbeam]

i love you spinach i love you mushroom i love you garlic i love you onion

[memewhore]

[boydykedevo]

This post is for the non-binaries who don’t use they/them. Non-binaries who don’t use they/them I love u 💕💕🥰

Also for the rest of y’all stop using they/them as a synonym for non-binary please and thank you

[brucebocchi]

[greia]

KID WATCHING THE VIDEO: This guy’s not not tied to his rope… this - dude, this guy’s crazy, does he have a death wish or somethin’? Oh my gosh! Doesn’t he have like a wife and kids at home???

[parachute opens up to reveal it is rainbow]

KID, IN EXACT SAME TONE: Doesn’t he have a husband and kids at home???

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[pyrrhiccomedy]

those posts always go around that are like “if you’re on Tumblr and you’re over 25 blah blah blah” but honestly if you’re on Tumblr and you’re under 25, I don’t know how the fuck you found this place. like I came here when it was actually kind of cool and then just never left because all my stuff was here. what’s your excuse

[kiyomimooon]

does anyone else completely ignore the queue option on tumblr. i’m here when i’m here

[whynotfabulous]

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

[whynotfabulous]

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

[gnomer-denois]

Because it's also evil

[whynotfabulous]

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

[whynotfabulous]

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

[trashboi413]

You meet god

[whynotfabulous]

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

[treslecheslife]

Whole, in one gulp.

[whynotfabulous]

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

Father of the Muffin Boy

[whynotfabulous]

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

[mayflydecember]

Car's haunted

[whynotfabulous]

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

[babybluebanshee]

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

[whynotfabulous]

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

[thegoodsandy]

into the sky, where it turns into stars

[whynotfabulous]

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

[daeynore]

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

[whynotfabulous]

....Ah

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

wheres that story about the D&D guy who plays as a bear and has really good disguises and no one knows its a bear and he becomes king and everyone falls for it except one person who rolls for perception and he goes THATS A FUCKING BEAR and gets kicked out of the kingdom

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

HERE IT IS

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

this post altered my brain so now whenever i have a bowl of any food i think Oh fuck yes it’s a little bowl of seeds for me