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hey do you have a tumblr
no sorry
Reblog if you donât have a tumblrÂ
@fiannabeag
First of all I knew it was a trap second of all Iâm having fun under this bucket eating snacks
I recently finished making all these eeveelution designs for PokĂ©mon types that didnât have one yet!
I think copyright infringement should be legalized everywhere for any reason at all forever
I think copyright infringement should be legalized everywhere for any reason at all forever
This is my own original idea
Thatâs a good idea
Meet Puddin (via)
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sunday brunch in provence
via @ateliervime on ig
i love you spinach i love you mushroom i love you garlic i love you onion
This post is for the non-binaries who donât use they/them. Non-binaries who donât use they/them I love u đđđ„°
Also for the rest of yâall stop using they/them as a synonym for non-binary please and thank you
KID WATCHING THE VIDEO: This guyâs not not tied to his rope⊠this - dude, this guyâs crazy, does he have a death wish or somethinâ? Oh my gosh! Doesnât he have like a wife and kids at home???
[parachute opens up to reveal it is rainbow]
KID, IN EXACT SAME TONE: Doesnât he have a husband and kids at home???
my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m
those posts always go around that are like âif youâre on Tumblr and youâre over 25 blah blah blahâ but honestly if youâre on Tumblr and youâre under 25, I donât know how the fuck you found this place. like I came here when it was actually kind of cool and then just never left because all my stuff was here. whatâs your excuse
does anyone else completely ignore the queue option on tumblr. iâm here when iâm here
In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.
If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?
Because it's also evil
Thanks!
Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?
Yup! Itâs anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.
Wow!
What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?
You meet god
Thank goodness!
What's the correct way to eat a banana?
Whole, in one gulp.
Delicious!
Who is the Muffin Man?
Father of the Muffin Boy
Makes sense!
Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?
Car's haunted
Uh Oh
How to fix a haunted car?
Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour
It worked!
Where does the wax in scented candles go?
into the sky, where it turns into stars
Cool!
Why are weddings so damn expensive?
priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him
....Ah
wheres that story about the D&D guy who plays as a bear and has really good disguises and no one knows its a bear and he becomes king and everyone falls for it except one person who rolls for perception and he goes THATS A FUCKING BEAR and gets kicked out of the kingdom
HERE IT IS
this post altered my brain so now whenever i have a bowl of any food i think Oh fuck yes itâs a little bowl of seeds for me