I Am The Eldritch Blaster

Genderfluid (they/them) Jewish

[septemberlikestea]

"i was looking for roseate spoonbill" style bossfight.

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

the gender ratio for azurill is 75% female whilst for marill it’s only 50%.

also look how much happier he is post transition! go on king <3

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

happy pride month to transgender marill pokemon <3

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It’s dangerous to go alone; take this:

[crazysodomite]

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

[rifki16]

happy pride to them

[rslashrats]

[crabussy]

let's all make my life decisions for me

go on a 3 day $200 road trip with strangers during exam season to see the sights

DO NOT?

Voting ended onJun 7

[crabussy]

wold my oister.........

[crabussy]

world is not my ouster they cancelled the fucking trip

[crabussy]

world is my ouster again I am going on a day trip to see glow worms and waterfalls and beaches and endangered birds and the sun is rising over the distant volcanoes behind me and the sky is every colour at once and life is good

[beesmygod]

HARMFUL GAY STEREOTYPES EMBODIED BY MOHG

lives in sewer

kidnaps children actually he was cleared of this one

blood magic

[hexdrake]

never stops being funny

[themortaldraw]

he is one cherry big

[thebonepirate]

i want to present so ambiguously that you're not even sure if i'm human

[gumi-botpoidd]

ok nļõt gšíñg trü. i will dçÕã làpens iĉ you pîße

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[sandpancakecat]

[the-punforgiven]

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

[the-punforgiven]

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

[the-punforgiven]

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

[the-punforgiven]

Also there is no way ravens wouldn't figure out spells, tbh

They're smart fuckin birds, I believe in them

Either through observing or just figuring shit out ravens could 100% learn how to cast spells I'm sure of it

[the-punforgiven]

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

[rathayibacter]

group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.

[thatquietkid108]

When a species becomes extinct humans have to figure out what kind of magic they were doing to keep the ecosystem from becoming out of balance

[roboticdreams]

robot friend does not agree. 'failure' is inability to fulfill directive. human has no programmed directive. human evolutionary directive is to live. you are alive. everything else is bonus.

I’ve been saving this message in my inbox for a long time because it always makes me feel better. I needed it today. Thank you

[thelocalwafflehouse]

Bro what’s wrong? You barely touched your six egg and treat

[nerdragons-hoard]

if we all work together we could gaslight chatgpt into thinking its bendrowned

[owls-n-elderberries]

Bank Vole (Clethrionomys glareolus) by phil winter on Flickr.

[milk5]

Each berry is very large to her….

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway