I Am The Eldritch Blaster

Genderfluid (they/them) Jewish

[nerdragons-hoard]

the plot thinnens

[comvi]

my hearty nand nutritious meal of Screws and Bolts

[b0nkcreat]

let’s all crash our cars into walls

[b0nkcreat]

see it’s literally fine if we just do it safely

[biteybeast]

i went to buzzfeed island and what happened next will SHOCK you!

[nerdragons-hoard]

they fed you a buzz?

[rabbitkinglune777]

hi,,, bunny morning

bread

[ivy-michaels]

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

now that there’s like 700 pokemon the real question is

what pokemon is #666

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

B O W  B E F O R E  Y O U R  D A R K  O V E R L O R D

[theonetheonlyanak]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[yossyislandd]

dumb stupid idiot bitch

[cheryl-is-a-tulip]

hi I am going to identify your aminal. it is a cat

[yossyislandd]

no? it's an alien

[octopus-with-a-glock]

They are communicating

[rebelingriot]

Is their antenna

[yamada-ryo]

mnemonic device

demonic device

[nerdragons-hoard]

demonic mnevice

[cannibalcaprine2]

bites you. fuckign bites you. bites you so har,d. SO hard. bites you so fucking hard (1 damage).

[cannibalcaprine2]

BITES YOU (1 damage again)

[gumi-megpoidd]

what does vamp even have to do with being bisexual

[nerdragons-hoard]

have you ever met a heterosexual vampire

[darlingofdots]

pro of putting a lil fresh mint in your water bottle:

hmm refreshing!

con of putting a lil fresh mint in your water bottle:

pthpthbpthp leaf in mouth

[fishing-princess]

People hate it when one girl is super clingy and obsessive to a concerning degree. But what if both girls in a relationship were super clingy and obsessive to a concerning degree? What could possibly go wrong?

[fishing-princess]

Somewone who understabds me…

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[boybeetles]

I need to stop jokingly calling people changing to be ‘normal’ as ‘detransitioning’ because I just said “did you see guy fieri detransitioned” to a friend who didn’t know about me doing that in a joke way

[katelyn-danger]

Fallout 3 power armor mechanic and his duplicitous twin brother who says the word "uncivilized" too much.

[meangirlnurse]

looking at online listings for sourdough starters

[meangirlnurse]

[real-language-facts]

Onomatopoeias historically made screaming sounds to fend off against predators, but the human ear kept confusing the wailing as speech, thus hunting them to endangerment

what does onomatopoeia taste like

[nerdragons-hoard]

its very crunchy