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april

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

iwantadamusername

⚠︎ Tip

Nap lengths are always randomised.

manuciruja

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

manuciruja

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

kaijuerotica

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

catcrumb

#same situation for me funnily enough #and every time two factor authentication blanks everything but the last 2 digits

monsterpotion

"You can now sort your likes from oldest to newest on web and iOS. Do you remember what your first liked post was?"

oh dear

monsterpotion

oh its bad back there.

#december 2016. it is predominantly Sailor Moon with Yuri on Ice and Mystic Messenger mixed in. what a time to be a teenage girl

my photocards c:

#I got so so so so many of my dream cards!!!! I’m so happy!!#dan and phil

twilightofthesandwiches

#portal

importantpics

#reminds me of my girlfriend #minecraft

ruhrohrexia

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

cuunos

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

oeing-oeing-clay

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

sawed-on-shotgun

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

luck-system-shenanigans

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????