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Can't do anything in peace

Clingy ass reptile won't let Crocodile do anything without them

#Dragon doesn't like waking up without Crocodile by his side #it makes them sad #Crocodile loves Dragon #but sometimes he wants to strangle him #monkey d. dragon #monkey d dragon #dragon one piece #sir crocodile #dragodile #op crocodile #crocodile one piece #one piece #if you are in the tags go drink water #silly fun #silly art

Dragon first growing out their hair

Dragon was not prepared for how much work long hair is, but he'll learn how to take proper care of it eventually.

Silly shenanigans

Dragon got mistake as a girl a few time, and asked someone else about it. And it didn't go as they thought

#yeah no clue when in the canon timeline this would happen so do whatever #sakazuki might have said something he shouldn't have #Dragon with medium length hair #the first crack in the egg #monkey d. dragon #monkey d dragon #dragon one piece #one piece #one piece akainu #akainu sakazuki #op akainu #dragoinu #ish #silly #silly fun #if you are in the tags go drink water

None sexual nudity

More Azure and Garp content

They are so in love

#she is so beautiful #I love her #Azure my beloved #big beautiful woman and he strang husband #monkey d. garp #monkey d garp #vice admiral garp #garp one piece #op garp #garp's wife #garp #azure oc #one piece #one piece oc #non sexual nudity

50shades-of-blue

oh how much you wish you were rather arguing with your mother about wearing a loincloth

hoovesandfloorpaws

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Important snail information, please be gentle with these little creatures. You can kill them if you use the wrong method, tapping them on the shell, and waiting is the proper way to get them ready to be picked up. You can also wait till they crawl on you, but also important with snails. Wash your hands with water only if you are going to handle them, the chemicals in soap can be harmful, and the salt in your sweat is also harmful.

#I really like snails #snail nerd #snails #take care of snails properly #I know a lot about snail because I'm trying to get pet snails one day

Dragon's not so fun sleeping habits

Get this lizard a gator

#sad lizard misses husband #poor guy can't sleep #Dragon's horrible sleeping problems #monkey d. dragon #monkey d dragon #dragon one piece #dragodile #one piece #if you are in the tags go drink water #silly fun

The horrors of my tomodachi life experience

There was no plan, no stopping them. That stupid bird wanted a queen, and somehow landed them.

#this is such a stupid post #who how have thought about this as a ship #it's so over #it's funny and horrible #tomodachi life #tomodachi posting #tomodachi living the dream #emporio ivankov #op ivankov #one piece ivankov #op doflamingo #donquixote doflamingo #doflamingo one piece #Buggy #dracule mihawk #Dragodile dancing in the back #if you are in the tags go drink water #Ivankov x Doflamingo

Garp bullying his new baby

Azure will kick his ass later when she has recovered from pushing out a big ass baby.

Little Dragon and their mom

He was such a creature as a kid, such a silly little child

#child dragon #Dragon and their mom had beautiful smiles #monkey d. dragon #monkey d dragon #dragon one piece #one piece #Azure #mrs monkey d #dragon's mom #shandian Dragon #shandia #if you are in the tags go drink water #silly fun

I decided to make little Dragodile transponder snails out of clay, and it's been a pain but fun

Still very unfinished, but they are so silly, and cute. They will be connected when I'm finished with them

#Dragon is a white transponder snail #white transponder snail #transponder snail #den den mushi #white den den mushi #I freaking love snails #monkey d. dragon #monkey d dragon #dragon one piece #sir crocodile #dragodile #op crocodile #crocodile one piece #one piece #if you are in the tags go drink water #silly fun

Little doodle of my adopted Mihawk AU

It had been a few days sense Dragon left the Marines, and Mihawk wasn't told anything.

He is definitely not worried or missing his older sibling at all.

#adopted mihawk au #Mihawk is not having a fun time #Garp is not happy about Dragon #Mihawk just wants to see his older sibling again #monkey d. dragon #mihawk one piece #hawkeye mihawk #dracule mihawk #mihawk #garp one piece #vice admiral garp #monkey d garp #op garp #monkey d. garp #one piece #monkey d dragon #dragon one piece #if you are in the tags go drink water #silly fun

Hey, since the existence of the Seraphims are a thing. How would Dragon feel seeing S-Wani? (and for that matter, S-Hawk in the Adopted Mihawk au? [Ps. I can't stop calling it Monkey D. Mihawk, help me])

I mean, aside from lava boiling rage in the pit of their stomach at the thought of WG literally making child soldiers. After the anger, would Dragon look at these two kids and think "a new child?/a nephew?" Like would they get parental off the bat or there would be hesitation?

I'm just a sucker for the Seraphims getting a chance to be kids and be taken care of.

They already have so much boiled anger for the world government, and the Seraphim only throw more fire into the flame. Seeing S-Croc for the first time hurt in so many ways, he knows that the kids weren't made with consent. Crocodile already made it clear to them that he didn't want more kids after what he went though with Luffy (at least for now), and seeing a child clone of him kicking him right in their soft heart. Knowing that the kids were olny made as weapons, only made his need of taking care of kids stronger. S-bear probably broke them emotionally too.

It took them a long time to get any of the Seraphim to trust him. They were made to be weapons, never really given the chance to just be kids. And Dragon is doing everything he can to make the kids trust them, cooking proper meals for them, and preening their feathers. Just being that parental role they have needed in their lives, teaching them basic games, and how to be a kid. He didn't have the best childhood, but that doesn't mean they won't give these kids the best he can offer.

S-hawk in my adopted Mihawk AU definitely hit Dragon hard in their soft heart.

A clone of his younger brother just made to be a weapon, one that he most likely didn't agree to have. Seeing his young face again, they couldn't just ignore that. He needed to take that poor kid in, do everything they could to keep him safe. Doing things he did when he was younger, it makes them feel like he was back to being a teenager taking care if their newly adopted brother.

Dragon just has such a weakness to little kids, especially kids with trauma. They can't help but feel parental towards them, the kids deserve better then this. They deserve a place to be able to just be kids, they shouldn't have been made to be weapons, they are so much more.