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my only religious belief is that there is no afterlife except for the ublock origin team who are going to heaven and the youtube anti-adblock team who are going to hell
they should invent joints that donât hurt
Leon was captured?!?!
ââđđRESIDENT EVIL 4 đđââ
Please just listen to meâŠOlder retired Leon, living in a small suburban neighborhood that brings peace to his mind after endless years of working for the DSO.
Thereâs not much going on in Leonâs life anymore. JustâŠA boring retired old man. Sometimes he would go to the sleazy old bar in town, take a pretty girl to his bed all before finding her gone the next morning.
That was pretty much the only excitement in Leonâs life, oh, and his beloved motorcycle of course. Definitely expanded his collection with a few old and new bikes, just for some variety of course.
Being retired was something he of course knew would happen one way or the otherâŠBut Leon didnât expect to be thrown out so soon. All because a few old achy bones of his and now he was âdoneâ? He was fine. But nonetheless, what could he do now? His life would be forever dullâŠNot until you showed up.
A sweet little thing, just like the ones at the bar, but even better, moving into the old cottage colonial style home right next to him. Your hair silky and soft, dressed so feminine and sexy, all dolled up and pretty for the big move! No ring, and no husband in sight. Perfect for Leon to just pounce.
Leon just had to offer help. How could any man allow a beautiful doll like you to carry and lift all those heavy boxes? Plus, it let him show off those god sculpted muscles of his. You just had to be stubborn and remind him that you totally canât can do all of this yourself!
By the end of the day, every single piece of furniture was unpacked and assembled, boxes thrown out, and all interns were in their designated place. Leon had even known a few little things about you! Like how you moved to accept a new teaching job, you recently graduated, you have two little adorable ragdoll cats that wouldnât leave him alone while he was putting together your bed frame.
Days had gone in a bliss. Small knuckles hit against the wooden door, causing a grumble to fall from Leonâs lips. Probably those god damn salesmanâŠHeâd show them how to make a real fucking sale this time if they didnâtâ
âI-I made you cookies!â
Does anyone want a series? Please let me know! I want to work on a fic/drabble series but want to please all of you as well! ˶ᔠᔠá”˶
having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.
I loathe my job and
need a new one. I need all
the help I can get.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
âWhy should rich people pay moreâ because fuck âem
âSo you are okay for paying more when you have moneyâ I am not excluded from âfuck âemâ when relevant
âI am not excluded from âfuck ââemâ when relevantâ is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy
MORE NSFW DRABBLING FILTH LEAVE ME ALONE
I feel like older Leon like, specifically coming up on Vendetta Leon is a whiner. Like in some cases heâs definitely grunts and huffs and pants but heâs not as young as he used to be, so when youâre bouncing on his cock like your life depends on it all he can do is hold your hips with shaky hands and breathy moans bordering on whines of âJesus- fuck, baby- baby wait- give me a second to- Oh, fuck.â And itâs so raw??? Because heâs such a physically strong man and yet you have his burying his stubbled face into your neck with a whimper as he fights to stop his eyes from rolling back at the feeling of your cunt sucking his dick in whole like you might never let him go. Well, not until he shoots his load deep into that cute pussy of yours, thatâs for sure.
đ â§âË âCOTTONTAIL SWEETHEART
âź leon eating his bunny girl out from the back âź
fem bunnyhybrid!reader x older!leon â€ïžâŹ inspired by this post, pussy eating, fingering, spit stuff, crazy daddy kink (I can't help myself don't gang up on me), leon being a grade A munch <3 | MDNI
For as long as Leon could remember, you've always been a demanding bunny. Maybe it's his fault for spoiling you rotten, but your patience was basically nonexistent.
You wanted a treat? You'd butt your nose against him and bite at his shirts until he was hauling his ass into the kitchen. You wanted his attention? He wouldn't even get the chance to ask before hearing your foot thump on the floor, making your displeasure clear.
For a ball of fluff with floppy ears, you have quite the attitude. All pouts and nose twitches and so so many huffy sighs. Can't stand wearing clothes and prance around in nothing but cotton panties. Sleep in his bed, eat his food, take up his space. God forbid he tries to take a piss with the bathroom door closed. But worst of all was when you felt needy, no shame in you as you hump at his thighs and leave snail trails on his jeans.
You're spoiled rotten to the core but Leon doesn't care enough to discipline you. Not when you make the cutest noises as he gives into your whims.
You look perfect like this. Face buried in the bed sheets and ass up in the air, cheeky hands spreading yourself out for him. That chubby cunt of yours is practically drooling like always, it's like you're constantly in heat. Wriggling your hips as your silly tail swished to and from in anticipation. You really are the vision of temptation in Leon's eyes. Something straight out of his wet dreams.
"Can never catch a break with you, huh? Putting even more gray hairs in my head," he mused, not even bothering to undress as he knelt at the foot of the bed before you. You've been a good enough girl today anyways, waiting oh-so-patient for him to get back from work. And yeah, you tore your panties off and chewed up another pair of his slippers, you were just too precious not to please. And besides, who doesn't like eating pussy?
Worn out rug under his knees and calloused hands on the fat of your thighs, letting his breath fan against your skin. You're so sensitive it drives him crazy, your tail giving a twitch with every touch. A cottontail sweetheart is what you are, all for him to touch. "So pretty..." he murmured to himself. "Daddy's perfect bunny."
eating a bunny hybrid from the back and watching their tail twitch faster and faster as they're about to cum >>>
One of the coolest parts about being a fan of fanfic is you can actually contact the author. And they will respond. And then you can message them nonstop until they allow you into their lives and then youâre becoming their beta reader and suddenly you know multiple authors of all types of fiction books and fanfic authors who will drag out their deleted fics for you to read at a moments notice.
Anyway. Comment on fics and message authors. Itâs absolutely worth it.
Have sex with books, Be Pregnant with knowledge and give birth to successâ€ïž
shoving paper up my pussy whole
leon's arms...(Ë¶Ë á” Ë˶)
your eyes were locked on leon's arms as he stayed holding you close, seeking your comfort after a long day of work. leon was a very touch starved man, so he'd let you straddle his lap like this whenever you wanted to.
leon wasn't paying attention to you, his eyes were fluttering open and shut as he was clearly exhausted from working all day.
your eyes didn't leave leon's big muscular arms. his arms still looked big even when he was relaxed and not flexing his arms.
you suddenly got the urge to bit his arms. you glanced back at leon, noticing how peaceful he looked. you felt guilty at first for what you were about to do, you didn't want to disturb his rest, but you were insatiable for his arms.
"ow!" leon grunted as he felt your teeth sink into his arm muscle. you didn't bite hard, you just gave his arm a little chomp.
"sorry." you replied as you pulled back, feeling guilty. leon blinked at you, a bit confused by the action.
"the hell was that for? i'm not a chew toy." leon said as he leaned he head back. you glanced back at the teeth mark on his arms from where you nipped him like a bunny.
"your arms just looked nice, i wanted to bite them, i don't know..." you replied shyly.
leon sighed and shook his head as he glanced back down at you, a small smirk on his lips, although he was tryna hide it.
"you're such a weirdo." leon replied, shaking his head as he moved to pull you closer to him, pressing your body against his.
"you like my arms, huh?" he asked you. you nodded.
he wrapped your arms tighter around your body and you shifted a bit so your face could be buried in his muscles. you felt his muscular arms flex as they wrapped snuggly around your body. leon gently played with your hair as you practically suffocated in his muscles.
"you okay? you're not uncomfortable, right?" leon asked you. you shook your head. no, you weren't uncomfortable, how could you be? you were snugged up against leon's arms, you were in heaven. (˶ᔠᔠá”˶)
Perceptive Princess {Ghostface!Leon x Reader} 4/6
Content Warning: Psychological manipulation, gaslighting, stalking, implied threat of harm, fear, tension, male manipulation and confinement.
As always, Reader discretion is advised.
A Message, A Maze, A Mask... {Ghostface!Leon x Reader} 1/6
Content Warning: This chapter contains themes of stalking, unwanted messages, and implied threats that may be unsettling to some readers. It also features horror elements, suspense, and mentions of past violent incidents.
As always, Reader discretion is advised.