Clarence Distortion

A local goblin that crawled outta the sewer He/They/It 18 (Old) The Pigeon Guy

[localchaosskelton]

Names: Clarence, Pigeon, Clockwork, Vin/Vik

He/They/It Transman + Nonbinary creature

Omnisexual/Romantic + Also Aro (?) Ace spec

Mentally ill, Disabled, Constantly tired

18

Australian- AEST is my time zone.

I'm an Artist- Traditional and Digital, Writer- Fanfic and Original, Pigeon Fancier/hobby breeder + Aviary Builder, Photographer (still haven't found my battery)

Feel free to send asks or whatever, I'm friendly I swear. However, if you feed my or my mutuals art/writing to Ai I will personally skin you though. :3

I speak/type in sorta idiosyncratic ways sometimes.

Things I like:

INFORMATION- I love learning all kinds of facts and info, even about fiction and fictional characters

Media Analysis

Art

Creativity

Rp

Horror

Writing & Reading

Things I dislike:

Crappy people

Too much flavour in my food

Ants in my monster energy >:(

DNI:

Bigots of all flavours, Pro-shippers, Ai supporters, pigeon haters

Stuff I'm into atm:

Warrior Cats

Wings of Fire

NINAH

Terraria

Minecraft

Dying Light

Peoples OCs

The Magnus Archives

Other main Blog @the-pigeon-guy -a Rp Blog for my NINAH Oc Pigeon

@any-bugs-in-here -a Rp blog for my NINAH Oc Larissa

@the-wonderful-proprietor -a side blog for my Original World "Wonderland"

Blog tags-

#clarence distortion rambles -me talking about stuff

#Pigeon Guy -stuff about the character and stuff about my birds

Idk I forgor the rest

Cool people, check em out. @heavenlyparasite-2-0 @aut0cann1bal1sm @minakostar

Note: Sometimes I drop off the face of the earth bc of various reasons, usually illness, fatigue and life stress. Doesn't mean I'm pissed off at you or anything I just drop dead from time to time.

[minakostar]

hii! I love your drawing style! It's unique and that motivates me to draw. Plus, your characters don't follow classic beauty standards, and I LOVE THAT. I think they're wonderful btw.

If it's not uncomfortable for you the question ,what's your OCs' sexual orientation? And if they're straight, do they support the community? Tysm for the answer!<3

Ty for kind words!

Actually, this question is quite difficult for me. I don't want to give some of them a canonical orientation, for example Timofey, you can consider him whoever you want. But I can say for sure that Vanya is heterosexual, just like Yura. Archie doesn't really understand how it all works, and he only loves himself LOL. But I think Archie prefers everyone in a sexual way. But we shouldn’t forget that they are all grown men who were born in the USSR. There was no way to even talk about such things there, so it will be difficult for them to understand. But I think Vanya would understand and support, as would Yura, because they are quite nice guys and they see no point in empty hatred, but Archie just hates everyone equally, he doesn’t care what your orientation is, he will hate hetero and gay equally. My other ocs, like Boris, Lazar and Arkady, don't know much about it either (They're all pretty old lol). Arkady and Lazar are also good guys, Lazar is generally a priest, so he accepts everyone who comes to him. But Boris lived at a time when such things were deeply condemned, he died in 188x, He will not be able to understand or accept anything from the modern world at all.

Okay, I hope you liked my answer! 🙌

[localchaosskelton]

Thought of this last night when I saw this post amd just had to draw it!! So I stayed up to sketch it and finished this morning!! :3

I haven't been drawing much or drawing digitally since I started months ago T-T but. For Vanya I do.

Vanya belongs to Minakostar!

Version wit coloured line art!

[basicallyedd]

allan may have found a new favorite christmas decoration

[localchaosskelton]

I want this in my house

[localchaosskelton]

OLD MAN! DINOSAUR! PRE-HISTORIC BEING! EUSTACE JR! OLD MAN NEBBERCRACKER! SCOLIOSAURUS! OLD MAN JENKINS! JOINT POPPER! FOSSILES! CAVE MAN! ARTHRITIS! DEMENTIA USER! RETIREMENT HOME DWELLER! CROOD! NON-TECH SAVVY OLD COOT! 🫵

WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME YOU HORRIBLE CHILD??

I'm not that old I swear T-T Get of my damn lawn and go home already. I will get my walking stick and beat you with it.

[heavenlyparasite-0]

ASK ME MORE ABOUT THEM!!!! PLEAS!

Q+A OPEN! INBOX OPEN! QUESTIONSS!!!! OPINIONS!!!!

I LOAV TALKING ABT OCSS!!!! PLEAS!!!

[localchaosskelton]

PARARES

YOUR NAME IS PARARES

I MUST REMEMBER THIS

PARARES PARARES PARARES PARARES PARARES PARARES PARARES PARARES PARARES PARARES PARARES PARARES PARARES PARARES PARARES PARARES PARARES PARARES PARARES PARARES PARARES

[heavenlyparasite-0]

Rank your top 5 favourite NINAH ocs you've made in order of favourite at 1!

hhhhhmmm,,,, let's ssseeeeee,,,,,

raeya

anais

sanya

reina

alyona

I SUPPOSE IN DIS ORDER,,,, 💔

[localchaosskelton]

RAEYA AND ANAIS SUPREMACY

[heavenlyparasite-0]

уσυ αяє тнє ƒℓєѕн мαggσтѕ α∂σяє,

ᴘᴀʀᴀsɪᴛɪᴄ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ.

[localchaosskelton]

BE FREINDS WITH WINAFRED. DO IT. IT WOULD BE CUTE. ALSO BE MY FRIEND.

[jellyfish-confetti]

I think we should let her in 👀👀

[heavenlyparasite-0]

i loav her,,,, body tea,,,,, *licks*

[localchaosskelton]

I SEE YOU REBLOGGING HELEN DISTORTION ARTWORK

You can have her if I can keep Micheal

[localchaosskelton]

I haven't had a period in years but this joint pain in my hips and lower back goes hard at reminding me EXACTLY what that was like

[localchaosskelton]

My joints are tying to unionise again

They're rebelling

OW. LET ME OUT

Hips

Shoulders

Knees and ankles

Knees and ankles

I desire freedom from my broken flesh vessle

[worrywyrms]

pibbins

[localchaosskelton]

Pibbins

[heavenlyparasite-0]

WRITING A RAEYA FIC!!!!!!! (◡ ω ◡)

[localchaosskelton]

***SCREAMS LOUDLY***

[localchaosskelton]

My The Magnus Archives sona

Clarence Distortion (literally Micheal but me tho. Love Micheal)

I like drawing its monster form neon purple and green even though it'd have many more colours than that.

All hail the Spiral.

[heavenlyparasite-0]

HAUUU! finally made mah sona!! (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡

hands u little feral creature 🤲 take good care of her,,, make sure to feed her lots of bbq chicken and cranberry juice,,,

[localchaosskelton]

I'm going to put her in a terrarium and study her :3

[heavenlyparasite-0]

NNOOOOO!!!! DON'T PUT ME IN A TERRARIUM!!!

[localchaosskelton]

YOU CAN GO IN THE SANKE TERRARIUM

Or

THE SYLVANIAN FAMILY TERRARIUM

But you ARE going in a terrarium

[heavenlyparasite-0]

siiggghhhhh,,,, i guesss i'll go in the second oneee,,,,,

[the-wonderful-proprietor]

Good decision :3

[heavenlyparasite-0]

ahaha,,,, very good,,,,,,,,,

[localchaosskelton]

I KEEP REBLOGING WRONG HELP

[heavenlyparasite-0]

HAUUU! finally made mah sona!! (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡

hands u little feral creature 🤲 take good care of her,,, make sure to feed her lots of bbq chicken and cranberry juice,,,

[localchaosskelton]

I'm going to put her in a terrarium and study her :3

[heavenlyparasite-0]

NNOOOOO!!!! DON'T PUT ME IN A TERRARIUM!!!

[localchaosskelton]

YOU CAN GO IN THE SANKE TERRARIUM

Or

THE SYLVANIAN FAMILY TERRARIUM

But you ARE going in a terrarium

[heavenlyparasite-0]

HAUUU! finally made mah sona!! (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡

hands u little feral creature 🤲 take good care of her,,, make sure to feed her lots of bbq chicken and cranberry juice,,,

[localchaosskelton]

I'm going to put her in a terrarium and study her :3

[localchaosskelton]

I want to chew on someone rn

12 at night and I got the bites