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just looked at some clerith fanart and I feel a bit better :)

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

I feel a bunch of dread and sadness right now and I don’t like it

#personal #fam members going through troubles. feeling confused with the play im in and working for.#just not sure what to do.#will most likely delete later but just need to get it out of my system

oldbutchdanielmolloy

omg you people can do anything

littleguysdaily

Reblog to give prev their juice back

smeagles

madrid

#woahhhh….#gerard way #mcr #lltbp

deathtofun

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

regularlesbian

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

villainessbian

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

pride-knightess

just remembered i have a degree in sound engineering and can voice act

villainessbian

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

elliespectacular

some of my greatest ideas come to me right as I've shut the computer off, put the phone down, and gotten into bed

localcouchgremlin

Hi legends here’s my to do list today so I can trick myself into being productive for a vast majority of it

- draw subject on canvas

- stipple background of canvas

- do underpainting of subject with basic colours

- make adjustments on digital reference to carry over to canvas

- have some lunch

- remember lines for play

- tidy room

- get to the Winchester have a pint and wait for all this to blow over /ref /silly

- play infinity nikki

- buy remaining shit for cosplay I’m doing in September

wish me luck anyone out there

localcouchgremlin

update I actually finished most of the stuff on this list!!

Here’a what I’ve gotta do today:

- finish stippling canvas background

- practice lines for play at rehearsals

- go over stage directions for first act

- try and do details for head on subject

#this is more of a way to trick me into doing work rather than actually socialising on here but whatever gets the job done

power-chords

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

tuttle-did-it

When I lived in London there was a murder of crows that lived near me. I fed them often, they brought me presents (shiny rubbish and cigarette butts they found on the floor to thank me.)

When I moved, I’m certain they understood I was leaving because I had all my stuff and gave them lots of food and compliments.

But, they chased down my friend who lived in the next burrough over. They had recognised that friend with me several times and followed them to their house when they couldn’t find me.

They adopted my friend and it was now my friend’s job to bring them snacks and receive the presents.

This was maybe 6-7 years ago.

I visited London last year. Went to see my friend. The crows all not only recognised me, they tracked me down. We got into my friend’s flat and not twenty minutes later there was chaos on the balcony.

We open the curtains, the entire fucking murder is there shouting because they wanted to see me.

Crows are the very best birds.

guess-ill-never-be-a-red-lobster

always crazy to me how horrible histories decided to dedicate a whole song to teaching us that Dick Turpin’s life and job was not at all glamorous and he shouldn’t be romanticised as an attractive hero figure and then THIS was their Dick Turpin