[unicorngunter]

[snakeofcookie]

I just had the weirdest experience:

I am on the way to a seder, and I'm scrolling through Tumblr and see a post from someone I've followed for years about going to a seder that sounds... familiar.

I obviously think that it'd be kind of cool if we were at the same seder, but there's just no way.

I arrive at the seder. I meet a few people, one of whom is the most Tumblr-ass looking person I've ever seen. I resolve to tell them I like their shoelaces when there's a chance for more private conversation.

During the meal, the table begins to discuss social media. Through this conversation I confirm that this person is wearing stolen shoelaces. But like.. that'd be a huge coincidence.

During a lull, I quickly pull up the blog I follow on my phone to see if there are any details I can use to corroborate this person's identity. I don't get past a post about a clown seder before I need to put my phone away. Mission failed, nothing useful.

The person at the seder mentions they will be hosting a clown seder.

I don't know how to process this.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

A whole lot of military films will be coming out soon. You'll see older ones showing up on streaming service and new ones soon to follow. Sure, a few are, in fact, very good movies. But here's the caution:

Any film featuring the US military is paid for by the US military. They have the final word on what comes out. These films are recruitment tools. Same applies to TV shows, and doubtless many will soon be showing up.

Do not be fooled by these films and shows. They are designed to bring in new recruits. When these are released, there is a surge in new people enlisting in the military. These recruits swiftly discover they were fed bullshit, but now they're stuck due to a contract. Going AWOL, away without leave, is desertion. You will be caught and put on trial for desertion, and they are not light with the sentencing.

Please, for the love of fuck, do not enlist with the military. You are cannon fodder. They do not care about you.

Recruiters are told to lie. To do whatever it fucking takes to enlist new people. Do not fucking fall for it.

These films and shows are recruitment tools paid for by the military. It's why they're so big, glamorous, and quickly made. Enjoy what you see, but don't sign up. It's a fucking lie.

[startledoctopus]

if you have signed up, you have a year to quit due to "failure to adapt" with minimal consequences to you ("it's not you it's me")

if you want to quit, no matter how long you've been in, these folks may be able to help you https://girightshotline.org/

Are you in the military or thinking about joining? Are you unsure of where to get reliable answers? Call the GI Rights Hotline at 1-877-447-

[hemaris]

was walking along a stream and kept seeing these little flower boats go by, and i was like "how nice is it that someone took the time to make these". and then 15ish minutes layer i came by a bridge where a guy in his sixties/seventies was sitting down with a huge bucket of freshly plucked flowers and leaves making the little boats, and another guy in his twenties who was fluent in english explaining to passers by that yes it's free, yes you can take pictures, yes it's just for fun. the older guy kept telling everyone that succesfully dropping them into the stream upright and having them sail away meant good luck in the future, and i'm like 98% sure that they were folded in a way where they're *always* gonna end right side up, but that didn't stop him from clapping/cheering every time one landed right. i sat down for a bit and hung out and chatted with them for like half an hour and they were SO fucking nice that i genuinely cried a little afterwards and anyway thank u for coming to my ted talk about the restoration of my faith in humanity

[badpunktakes]

stop trying to convince people that taylor swift is punk. it's not happening

[ghazal67]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this is literally how i dance

[askinfresh]

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

[excima]

she did that

[spooky-pens]

If I don’t reblog this Puerto Rican ass mouse assume that I’m dead.

[authoritankie]

"The USSR was so oppressive they didn't even have tropical fruit" hey quick question why is tropical fruit so readily available in the US. WHY IS TROPICAL FRUIT SO READILY AVAILABLE IN THE US.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

quickly now: how did Florida and Hawaii come to be part of the US empire

[the-big-mood]

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know it is kind of fascinating to me watching professionals do what they do even if it’s presented a bit weirdly. You can in fact go to school for this sort of thing.

[prokopetz]

The choice of music and the patterned wall art directly behind his head make it feel like I should be fighting this guy in EarthBound.

[charlesoberonn]

He looks like a Sim in the character creation screen when I scroll through all of his animations

[sickle-clawed]

Scientists create world’s first ‘T-Rex leather’ handbag with $600k starting price - Dexerto

A handbag reportedly made out of “T-Rex leather” is set to be auctioned off to the highest bidder, with the starting bid around $660,000.

[randomitemdrop]

Item: T-Rex leather handbag

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[icantspellthings]

Im going to shoot you people with a fucking gun

[televisionenjoyer]

Everyone has an accent it came free with your language 🙄

[audliminal]

Congrats to every reply like this for failing to understand the fundamental definition of an accent. Of course you think you sound normal! It's the way you speak!

[salarta]

Gonna sign language at you in a very southern accent

[inthewaytoamultilinguallife]

Sign languages also comes with accents, you can easily watch people sign and tell the difference

You get different sign language accents, you get regional accents, and you even get "second language speaker accent"

[innerchildabortionclinic]

how all "shocking" news about gen ai reads when you know how it works

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Same

[allthefoolmine]

Reblog if you too do not want to share outside with them.

[yeris]

HIDDEN FIGURES (2016) dir. theodore melfi

[nonbinaryjudean]

made you some graphics to help you remember

[dreamlogic]

im in the bathroom listening to the following conversation between my roommate and my cat in the hallway outside trying to stifle my laughter.

roommate: is there a problem?

cat: RAH!

roommate: oh no, is the door shut? did charlie lock you out of the bathroom?

cat: mweh...

roommate: well you see, i could fix that problem for you—

cat: MYEH!

roommate: —but due to social rules that you probably couldn't understand even if i explained them,

cat: gWAAH... mow..

roommate: yeah, dude, i hear you, but it's not gonna happen.

cat: MRRRR..!

roommate: i know i have opposable thumbs, but my hands are tied, thumbs and all. i'm sorry, i wish it didn't have to be this way.

[sound of roommate's door closing, followed by desperate scrabbling claws on the bathroom door]

[thememedaddy]

[ioannemos]

someone: are you okay

me: oh yeah it's nothing, just thinking about eliot asking the italian "you sure you can take down moreau?" and after she nods and whispers "yes" him picking up a gun and nate whispering "eliot... listen..." and eliot not letting him keep talking, instead replying, voice dead, "get her out of here" and then starting to shoot people. a lot of people. thinking about eliot sprinting full-tilt across a hanger and still having enough breath to yell "YOU GOT ONE SHOT, MOREAU" at the top of his lungs. thinking about nate stopping him from i don't know what by yelling "no, eliot, no!" and grabbing him by the shoulders, physically putting himself between eliot and moreau, about nate saying softly "i got other plans for you" and eliot exhaing roughly as he stares at the plane leaving. thinking about nate having to yell eliot's name a few times to get him to come over and help the italian, who's been shot. who moreau shot instead of eliot. shot instead of nate, who only tilted his head slightly when moreau moved the gun to aim at his face. thinking about eliot walking up to nate later, wearing several layers, hands in his pockets as he says lowly "the rest of the team... they don't need to know what i did" and nate not even looking at him as he says "i don't know what you're talking about." just. yknow. normal eliot spencer stuff

someone: is that blood