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One Nice Bug Per Day

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Love Begins

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Origami Around
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.
Oh boy have I pissed off the transphobes with this one.
I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby
English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son
I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”
So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid
i love abortion and i love divorce
i pop some pills and i ride my horse
i log onto tumblr and i start discourse
eyyyy macarena
I have the best friends lol. Look at this lovely cross stitch piece a friend made me!
EDIT: I have been informed that the pattern is by @shitpostsampler ! Thanks to those who let me know!
When you learn how to crochet/ knit or really any type of fiber arts, there will be a voice in your head that tells you that you should make something for everyone for the holidays.
Do not listen to that voice, for it is the devil.
i love the use of "im back in the fucking building again" referring to special interest relapse
GO DIRT MAN
TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!
> use genitals
You can't use that right now!
> use hand on genitals
You can't use that right now!
> use genitals on hand
You can't use that right now!
> help
I don't know that word.
You are clobbered by the OGRE!
You have lost your genitals. . .
man fuck this game
I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter
good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week
Capulets vs Montagues
Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity
made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied
depeche mode voice: your own. digital. circus
General tumblr reminder, since some people don't know: If the person's URL has "deactivated" plus a string of numbers (a date) after it, that means that they manually deleted their own blog. It doesn't mean they were banned. Banned blogs don't have "deactivated" after them and will just be the normal URL you can't click on or interact with. They look very similar and function the same, but they were caused by two very different things.
thats not true i dont think people would do that
(Source: Sen the donkey)
South Park Kin Assignment Quiz
Covers a good chunk of the kids and one special adult. No knowledge of South Park required to take this quiz. Made by @lolliepops-rox on Tum
It's finally done After like a year of work and creating a spreadsheet w/ formulas, I have made my perfectly balanced South Park kin assignment UQuiz no prier knowledge of South Park is required, so i encourage everyone to do it, especially my mutuals and tell me what u got <3