Open The Hell Up

hi i'm lydia and i want to decompose and become a tree

[itznarcotic]

[endlace]

girlnola bar

[roycohn]

this is so fucking funny i don't even care if it's real

[depsidase]

[videogomez]

[videogomez]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

best style parenting to stop public tantrums or crying

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[charlesoberonn]

[theroseunblown]

[fizzimus]

Thought I'd throw that pic into a deuteranopia color blindness simulator, and yeah, I can see why they'd think Doctor Princess was human.

[opaattack]

[earthcookies]

the resume autofill feature for job applications is. So Useful.

[earthcookies]

[yeahponcho]

a wizard... !

[direhuman]

[yeahponcho]

LMFAO OKAY... I CANT DENY... even the damn blanket matches by total accident

[unclefather]

[blujayonthewing]

they're not even his teeth

[forestslut]

[animations-daily]

#they fight like they're already married ANASTASIA (1997)

[depsidase]

[thekanucklehead-deactivated2025]

Just remembered how my old boss used to say “allied forces” any time dragon flys showed up when we were out working in mosquito infested swamps

[alpine-hoplite]

[thedailygoat]

[clankrnernes]

[argumate]

literally a quote from Marcus Aurelius

[hogcalling]

HAD to go and dig for the quote. “sex is the friction of a piece of gut and, following a sort of convulsion, the expulsion of some mucus.” marcus was just being reductive, but purrp takes his analysis one step further: he correctly identifies that sex is stupid

[argumate]

how can civilisation be in decline when social media abounds with philosophers greater than Marcus Aurelius

[cloevr]

its crazy how the world is so big you can go your whole life not knowing there’s a creature that exists and it turns out there’s a fuckton of them 

[emily-axford]

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[cvntybal]

hannibal making food art imitating Will's brains and letting out a girly giggle, almost twirling his hair, while eating it will always be funny to me like hes just so silly and goofy. he's such a teenage girl with his first ever real real crush

(S2xE05)