The Man in the Sky

Hey there! If you need help just say so! I'm not allowed to get cars out of the impound anymore so don't ask for that though. (Superman RP Blog)

[70sscifiart]

Alan M. Clark, 1986

[localsuperman]

I've never taken one of those tests!

Seems silly to let someone else tell you about you you know?

[localsuperman]

((Man blocking and reporting all these bots is getting exhausting ))

[starfieldhouses]

Gloomy dustworld

[localsuperman]

I should start making up more fake kryptonite.

Send me an image of a crystal and I'll make up a kryptonite about it.

[fearsome-touch]

[localsuperman]

Hmmmmmm.

I don't think these are actual crystals per sey...

[localsuperman]

I should start making up more fake kryptonite.

Send me an image of a crystal and I'll make up a kryptonite about it.

[ghminerals]

Goldenhourminerals.com

[batblogofficial]

It would be ideal if they let me assign a League reading list, honestly.

[localsuperman]

I think the League works best when people are allowed to operate in their own way!

As long as they adhere to a few core rules, anyway.

[batblogofficial]

Yes, you're very clear about your view.

A class isn't a terrible idea. The trouble with making such things voluntary, though, is that almost none of the people who really need it will show.

It's probably still worth it.

[localsuperman]

Yeah but the fact that people who don't want to come won't come is also sort of the point!

I mean, you know the Flash(es). Some or most of them couldn't stand to listen to you give lectures to them for more than like. Twenty minutes!

[batblogofficial]

It would be ideal if they let me assign a League reading list, honestly.

[localsuperman]

I think the League works best when people are allowed to operate in their own way!

As long as they adhere to a few core rules, anyway.

[localsuperman]

I think the Robin reading list might be a little long.

[batblogofficial]

You're incorrect.

[localsuperman]

I mean, you are the boss.

Why is a bat in charge of a bunch of Robins anyway?

[batblogofficial]

It's a pretty fundamental theming inconsistency, but to be honest, I prefer it to us being Batman, Batboy, Batgirl, Batwoman, Bathood, Batspoiler, etc.

[localsuperman]

I feel like this might be a subtle jab at my expense?

Are you razzing me right now, Batman?

[localsuperman]

I think the Robin reading list might be a little long.

[batblogofficial]

You're incorrect.

[localsuperman]

I mean, you are the boss.

Why is a bat in charge of a bunch of Robins anyway?

[localsuperman]

I think the Robin reading list might be a little long.

[localsuperman]

"You're projecting" is becoming the new "We're not so different" around here.

[something-in-the-wayne-deactiva]

(one of your magic space enemies clears their throat and steps up to a stand mic, holding a handful of note cards) "you know, superman... we're not so different, you and i... we both have two arms and legs (which actually is kind of crazy, what're the odds), neither of us are from around here, we both have cool magic space powers, uh--" (they fumble the cards, scattering them all across the stage, but they try and play it cool and think of some similarities themselves) "uhhh we both try to take over the-- no, that's not right. well we both... have a cool lair? and we both... um... try to use influence to achieve our goals?" (their confidence is back, they stand a little taller) "yeah THAT'S right, superman, i'm ON to you, you and i, we're not so different! we both own houses and have goals!"

(when it becomes clear that's the end of their speech, you pick them up and put them in a very tall tree and fly away)

[localsuperman]

That is about the long and short of it!

My favorite is Mogul, whenever he does that it is like "We are both the strongest dudes."

Wow. What a compelling point.

[localsuperman]

Which DnD Class suits your personality?

Paladin

You’re an idealistic person who is not afraid to stand up for what you believe in. You’ve got strong opinions and you are fully prepared to back up those opinions with your fists, if necessary. Sometimes you might come on a bit strong, but you always have good intentions. You’re very determined and you don’t back down easily. You have a protective side and, ultimately, you’re just trying to make the world a better place. 

Oath of Devotion

The Oath of Devotion binds a paladin to the loftiest ideals of justice, virtue, and order. Sometimes called cavaliers, white knights, or holy warriors, these paladins meet the ideal of the knight in shining armor, acting with honor in pursuit of justice and the greater good. They hold themselves to the highest standards of conduct, and some, for better or worse, hold the rest of the world to the same standards. You’re a very idealistic person with a strong moral compass. You try to do what you can to be a good person, though sometimes you might worry that you’re not doing enough or that you’re not living up to your own standards. You’re honest, compassionate, and you never go back on a promise. Though you are generally a kind and thoughtful person, you can be surprisingly fierce when you stand up for your beliefs. You strive to do good in the world, in whatever way you can.

[localsuperman]

My favorite brand of supervillains are the ones who like fantasy trolls who think good things are bad and bad things are good.

Laughsbat always sounds like he's five seconds away from being like "oh how I love being sick! Coughing and sneezing everywhere is so great!"

[kryptonianclone-archived]

Nanaue just tries to eat me every week and I appreciate that it’s never anything more than that

[localsuperman]

Y'know it's a shame about that.

He usually seems like such a reasonable fella otherwise!

[kryptonianclone-archived]

He’s a bit of a dick but I would be too if I was a Shark and I couldn’t get my teeth through something

[localsuperman]

I gotta ask him one of these days if it feels like he's constantly teething. Maybe that's why all the biting?

Because sharks are always growing new teeth and all that.

[localsuperman]

"You're projecting" is becoming the new "We're not so different" around here.

[localsuperman]

My favorite brand of supervillains are the ones who like fantasy trolls who think good things are bad and bad things are good.

Laughsbat always sounds like he's five seconds away from being like "oh how I love being sick! Coughing and sneezing everywhere is so great!"

[kryptonianclone-archived]

Nanaue just tries to eat me every week and I appreciate that it’s never anything more than that

[localsuperman]

Y'know it's a shame about that.

He usually seems like such a reasonable fella otherwise!