LocalTeaWizard

Your friendly neighborhood disaster! Here to fuel my tisum through sci-fi, gay podcasts, and whatever else I can get my thieving little hands on. He/him (profile picture by the amazing @kings-of-the-rat )

[mackerel-cheese]

merry christmas for may or june - maybe july

[localteawizard]

Happy Hogswatch!!!!! And a very merry Moonar Yulenear!!!

[yourlocalxenomorph]

please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

[yourlocalxenomorph]

literally all it entails is sending people "trick-or-treat" asks and people answering those asks with pictures of candy or those silly spooky plastic toys or whatever else you would give a trick-or-treater. please. please can we have some whimsy

[coelii]

Don’t forget trick or treating this year everyone!

[marvelmaniac715]

I won’t forget this year

[bigmilkymantatas]

You'll all get treats this year if you send those asks my way!

[creatorbiaze]

oooo :>

[feridilicious]

I will give you guys free art treats if you come to my inbox on halloween okay...plus candy pngs... 👀

[slenderjerma]

I will leave my metaphorical porch light on!

[bettinalevyisdetermined]

This.

Is...

Genius!!!

:D

Why have we never thought to do this on Tumblr for Halloween before?! It'll be like everyone booping each other on April Fool's Day earlier this year! ^_^

If you send me asks on Halloween that have the words "trick or treat" in it, I'll be sure to give you candy and compliment you on your costume (profile pic). ^_~

[sparklykat-hideoutenthusiast]

I'll be participating >:3

(well prepared this time lol, didn't know what it was last year)

[localteawizard]

Someone needs to tell me Brennan’s home address so I can send him my blood

[localteawizard]

Wealwell is the new Gilear

[localteawizard]

Never mind, he’s our new Loose Duke

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

[tnystrk-exe]

[entropychronicles]

[localteawizard]

Wealwell is the new Gilear

[localteawizard]

A very merry moonar yulenear to all who celebrate!!!

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[quadriviummuse]

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Wizards also want one quite obvious thing

[crime-wizard-conglomerate]

death to the council

[localteawizard]

Finishing Neverafter and I am so so so normal I promise "On a seventeen or higher you kill god" Elody and Mira being shown they have a chance "I don't like my story" Brennan sounding so proud when they make that last role, the orange top hat, they lost not what they need but what they wanted to get except no they didn't because Pib stole it back "you and i we never learn and we never change" the orange top hat again, "I leave the little girl behind" "are you lost little girl" Rosamund walking Yilfa and Cinderella, "we just fought for the power to change your own destiny what could be scarier than that" "I love you" "I love you too" bubblegum and whiskey "nobody needs a bad stepmom" Pinocchio will never be a real little boy again but he always was because wanting to be real is being real, the gander being given a choice "once upon a time there was a princess who decided to try speed dating" she knows how to use the spindle and kicks ass, it's just hapley, "it's hard to write your own story and you might come up on writer's block or something like that" of course they travel together "he makes mistakes and learns like any real boy would" bubblegum and whiskey once again "don't drink water" Pibs being a sequel, he's just a little kitty cat, Alphonse, Sandals, "My name is Minerva and I can't get my daughters married for the fucking life of me" "great friend/ex-wife" he still has frog powers, tom wakes up at eight, weekends at toy island, snow white and sleeping beauty, straying to the baba yaga, the return of the orange hat, grandma culture, "gnocchi" THE BIG BAD WOLF WITH THE HAT

And they all lived happily

[anistarrose]

Oh, this red string you see wrapped around my finger? You're asking if it connects me to my one true love? An understandable mistake, but I'm aromantic. This is for my conspiracy board.

[bumblebee-madgirl]

Sorry, excuse me, one more question. Why are you on your own conspiracy board?

[localteawizard]

"Knight in stolen armor", "Say the one thing that matters", the return of the thief without a name theme, "If you can't trust family, real family, the kind you've made out of people who've earned it ... who the hell can you trust?", the door between them again, "Then say the one thing that matters", MUSIC: VARIATION ON JUNO’S THEME.", "Where are we going?" "I don't know, but we're going together", found family troupe saves the universe, "Just hold me" "Live, dammit! Live when it's easy and live when it's hard!", one half of the ruby with each of them, "I love you, you moron", "there he is" Juno still trying to save slip even after, holding each other as the work ends around them, "everyone it thought of as its family", "a galaxy full of beauty and someone beside you to see it with"

How we feeling Penumbra fans?

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

Reblog this post to cast Crumb of Serotonin on whoever you reblogged it from

[localteawizard]

Adds my personal favorite cantrip, remember to drink water, for good measure

[jazzw4ve]

*thunder crackling*

THOU ART LISTENING TO

*fireball explosion*

102.3

*bubbling cauldron*

REAL WIZARDS FM

*shimmering mana crystal*

WHERE WE PLAYETH NOTHING BUT CHANTS, CHANTS, AND MORE CHANTS

*wololo*

THIS ART NOT THINE ELDER MATRIARCH'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[localteawizard]

Happy fuck you and fuck your train Friday to all my fellow stowaways!

[reegis]

Hello! (Idk if anyone asked this before)

Love your art and designs, they're really adorable!

Wanted to ask, Whats up with the Jonny design? He's absolutely awesome, and I wanted to ask why he looks like that. ✨👁️📜

thank youu!!! & honestly i don’t really have a reason for his design i just think its funny ahdjjf hes like 90% bloodlust & 10% fuzzy little tail

plus nobody ever said the mechs all had to look 100% human, i think its more fun that way!

on that note, jonny as a worm on a string