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I had a dream Guy Fieri survived the nuclear apocalypse as a ghoul and roamed the world in a suit of flaming red power armor looking for the wasteland’s greatest diners drive ins and dives

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summerfelldraws

@ymirsbian

itsadamnbeehive

@the-mad-scorpio

schmault-tec

Thanks to this post I have Guy’s autograph

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@mojave-red

unclebeanbag

This is everything that’s right with the world.

shiftingpath

#HE DREW EXTRA FLAMES I LOVE HIM

i love that he’s not only like “oh yeah that’s definitely me and awesome” but also “I would be more on fire”

culturenlifestyle

Mayor Cuts Down Man’s 30-Year-Old Majestic Tree, His Revenge Is Awesome

This is one of the best stories we read in a long time. An arborist AKA a tree caretaker and tree surgeon from Redondo Beach, California had to watch the death of one of his favorite trees, which was ordered by the mayor. Although he lost a great battle, he won the war. Find out how he avenged the death of his 30-year-old pepper tree named Clyde.

His story was recently shared online and has already been shared over 150k times. RIP Clyde.

Credits: GoblinsStoleMyHouse

monstergirlsexamination

This is druidic as fuck

soft-primitivism

🍂follow for more soft primitivism🍂

c3rvida3

One of my players made me a dice necklace out of the dice he’s been using for months, as a thank you for putting up with him all these years, and I don’t have the heart to remind him that those were dice I loaned him that I kind of wanted back.

c3rvida3

On one hand, it’s pretty cool, but on the other hand, *Borat voice* My Dice.

c3rvida3

Everyone’s like, “Oh, they’re just cheap Chessex dice, dude. Calm down,” but you don’t understand. I have to buy like three fucking sets of dice a month because these little shitheads keep losing theirs and no way in hell am I trusting them with my Good Dice. I have a fanny pack full of dice that I wear to sessions because these fools suck so bad. I honestly think they’re eating them. I think they’re skipping them across lakes. I think they’re fucking tossing them at windows in the pouring rain to get their unrequited lover’s attention. I give these motherfuckers so many of my dice that they could hike the Appalachian Trail and leave dice behind like breadcrumbs. They probably pour buckets of my fucking dice under their tires like kitty litter to gain traction when they’re stuck in the snow. And I know they aren’t just keeping them because they’ll literally lose them mid-session. Like there’s a black hole under the coffee table. It’s an X-File at this point. It’s beyond an X-File. My dice are probably in The Black Lodge. My dice are in The goddamn Upside Down. They’re in The Uknown. They’re in the Additional Paranormal Pop Culture Reference, y'all.

Anyways, thanks for the necklace, Deac.

novalillies

when my brain manages to pump out some dopamine

dispatchesfromtheclasswar

Lower-achieving pupils from rich families earn more than talented poorer children, the Education Secretary has admitted. Justine Greening was speaking at a conference on social mobility, which she described as a “cold, hard, economic imperative” for the country. Ms Greening drew on her experience growing up in Rotherham as she outlined the challenges faced by poorer families.

In other news: water is wet

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tctuggerguy

If I don’t post for a while it’s because the CIA killed me

solarpunkwitchcraft

Choosing fashion made from hemp or grilling the waiter about how your fish was caught is no substitute for systematic change.

autasticanna

“Instead of buying expensive organic sheets, donate that money to organizations that are fighting to keep agricultural runoff out of our rivers.

Instead of driving to an organic apple orchard to pick your own fruit, use that time to volunteer for an organization that combats food deserts (and skip the fuel emissions, too).

Instead of buying a $200 air purifier, donate to politicians who support policies that keep our air and water clean.

Instead of signing a petition demanding that Subway remove one obscure chemical from its sandwich bread, call your local representatives to demand they overhaul the approval process for the estimated 80,000 untested chemicals in our products.

Instead of taking yourself out to dinner at a farm-to-table restaurant, you could take an interest in the Farm Bill and how it incentivizes unhealthy eating.”

fandomsandfeminism

Reminder that “there is no ethical consumption under late stage capitalism ” is a call to action, not complacency.

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wholegirl-deactivated20150326

*plays blink 182 while kickfliping a skateboard* i hate my parents……..and this town

ahumanbeena

Did you know that after they switched to blind auditions, major symphony orchestras hired women between 30% to 55% more? Before bringing in “blind auditions” with a screen to conceal the the candidate, women in the top 5 major orchestras made up less than 5% of the musicians performing.

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so I believe it was actually more complicated than that, in interesting ways. Because at first, when they did blind auditions, they were STILL hiring more men.

…Then they put down a carpet, so that high heels didn’t clack on the floor, and BOOM women were suddenly getting hired.

The testers didn’t even know that’s what they were picking up on, which just goes to show how tiny of a cue it takes for misogyny to kick in.

isaacsapphire

The case of blind auditions for orchestras and how it dramatically changed the gender makeup of orchestras is a very illuminating example of gender bias, and an interesting possible way of countering it.

mxths

“bisexuals are half straight”

“bisexuals are inherently transphobic”

“when a bisexual dates the opposite sex, they’re just hetero”

“bisexuals have no place in lgbt+ safe spaces”

“i’d never touch a bi/pan person because they’ve been with the opposite sex”

“there is no such thing as bi/panphobia :)!”

“bi/pan people aren’t as important as lesbians and gays”

feels-for-the-fictional

These gifs are terrifying

deepddowninside

Not as terrifying as those opinions

the-library-and-step-on-it

The morality of fantasy and horror is, by and large, the strict morality of the fairy tale. The vampire is slain, the alien is blown out of the airlock, the Dark Lord is vanquished, and, perhaps at some loss, the good triumph - not because they are better armed but because Providence is on their side. Why does the third of the three brothers, who shares his food with the old woman in the wood, go on to become king of the country? Why does Bond manage to disarm the nuclear bomb a few seconds before it goes off rather than, as it were, a few seconds afterwards? Because a universe where that did not happen would be a dark and hostile place. Let there be goblin hordes, let there be terrible environmental threats, let there be giant mutated slugs if you really must, but let there also be hope. It may be a grim, thin hope, an Arthurian sword at sunset, but let us know that we do not live in vain.

“Let There Be Dragons” (1993), Terry Pratchett.

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ofools

My account has been suspended and I am wondering if this has anything to do with me telling my Bot, which creates unique posts based on my own and combines them for entertainment, that I’d “kill” it in a reply, as this happened within two hours of being suspended.

I have complied with the twitter guidelines, and my bot is for entertainment purposes and neither contacts people through replies or direct messages, and apart from the above, I am not aware of any other actions that may have lead to a suspension.

If it is related to the above, and my exaggerated response was in breech of twitter guidelines even when directed at a bot, I would be happy to remove the offending tweet.

i can’t wait for the response, if my account is suspended permanently because of Ronnie Bot this will be the final blow to my ego and Ronnie Bot’s last move to become the real Ronnie

ofools

update good bye ronnie bot killed me and my account is permanently suspended for crimes against my bot

ofools

ok so to be more clear, here is what my bot said:

“Loki: id like to wear cage bras and be tied up–no I don’t start until 8:30″

-Ronnie_Ebooks, 8/2/2018

and I responded: “I am going to fucking kill you myself” to my bot, which is not a real person

and I was suspended not even two hours later, which suggests to me that Ronnie Bot itself, reported me for this violent abuse, and Twitter, aiming a gun at both of us, wasn’t able to tell who was the Real Ronnie, and panicked.

I was suspended for “promoting violence” for telling my own bot i was gonna kill it

The death…. Of the Artist…. is complete…. and now my artwork, in its final fatal blow against me, will fall silent and never make another post about how much it loves ants and pissing

fuckuforeverandeverwearedone-de

when channing tatum was 16 he dated a guy and he’s spoken about it in great length and referred to himself as not-straight so stop calling him part of straight culture lmao

horsegirlharry

CHANNING TATUM LOVES MEN and works really hard to remind everyone of that all the time and somehow it keeps getting rewritten and forgotten because queer erasure is WILD, support Channing Tatum, man, he’s the genuinely kind inoffensive white normy looking guy we all dream of existing but think can’t be real, Channing unicorn Tatum

tiger-in-the-flightdeck

It was so disappointing when he went to Pride after he came out, and was happy and dancing and waving his flags, then it was posted all over the place as “This is how you be a straight ally.”