Lucy Shanley

English, 23, trans lesbian, single. This is where I get to be what I consider to be the real me, so if you don't like that then please don't come complaining. No dick pics!

[odysseusut]

Sasha Emiri x Snow Leopard

[ddeathspell]

[khatoblepas]

There they are, the two genders.

[samael]

only a cis deals in absolutes

[cornchipz-revival]

all of life and history aligned for that one joke we’re done everyone go home

[anarcho-smarmyism]

god im just thinking about how much going to public school in the MCU would’ve made me hate captain america. every time i got caught giving some bitch the finger or writing on bathroom walls or ditching class or stealing books from the library cause i got a fine or what have you, and then they gave me lunch detention or ISS and i sat in that dumbass eraser-smelling room and im in My Chair (the chair i always sit in and yell at anyone else who tries to take it), fuming, arms crossed, full of teen angst and hating everyone around me, and AGAIN had to watch this stupid fucking video ive already seen so many times that i know it by heart and every word grates on my eardrums and i’d just see this fuckin familiar face

and i would be ready to LOSE MY SHIT

[anarcho-smarmyism]

Villain Origin Story

[stuckuptumblercunt-deactivated2]

god imagine Steve giving Peter his Captain America is Disappointed in You face/lecture over something dumb and Peter just fucking dissociating and zoning back in to “Peter! Are you even listening to me???” and looking him in the eye and being like “I’m completely immune at this point. You can’t even touch me.” and walking the fuck away

[anarcho-smarmyism]

canon.

[thor-20]

the real reason why Peter agreed to fight cap at the airport

[tonystarkstan]

I also firmly believe that not a single teen in the MCU would take Captain America seriously. I’m positive he’d be a total meme, and anytime some sort of disaster is happening, all the kids would just laugh, like “good luck.”

The News: Captain America may be our only hope.

High school kids, snorting: What’s he going to do, tell the villain he’s disappointed in them and to make better choices?

[anarcho-smarmyism]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[ms-demeanor]

Gen-X Supervillian confronting cap after years of PSAs: Oh no, it’s the star-spangled saint coming to tell me to make better choices. Whatcha gonna do, Cap, help an old lady cross the street at me?

Captain America, AKA Steve Rogers the pissed-off-Brooklynite who spent his youth getting into alley fights: The fuck are you talking about? Eat fist, dipshit.

Cap leans into it after four villains in a row get thrown for a loop by him insulting their mothers and swearing a blue streak during battles so he plays up the oh-shucks thing during interviews. That works great until the news catches him on camera saying “It was propaganda, you nazi fuckwit” while decking a superpowered alt-right millennial who came to attack a BLM march.

“It Was Propaganda, You Nazi Fuckwit” becomes the next meme. There are photo edits, there are tee shirts.

Steve buys a tee shirt.

[honoriaw]

omg this is so awesome

[deel]

ultra mini china dress x ramn

[becomingkate69-deactivated20190]

[getrealrpkthings-deactivated201]

I sooo would!!!

[livngdoll]

[theagentzed]

Be the doll

[bunnie-blogging]

it was an honor being horny with you all

[lockobrony]

Sexual Ask thing - Would you rather an hour or sensuous, kinky but slow lovemaking or 5 minutes of hardcore, orgasmic fucking?

An hour any day~ (though right now I would accept a handjob from a mannequin)

[satans-testicle]

Reblog if you want an extremely sexual message in your ask.

[5happy10]

;)

[meshugana1]

Yeah, one or two for the road.

[fire-the-hylian]

Tumblr, December 18th 2018

[dingdongyouarewrong]

old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

[parkerspicedlatte]

If you see this on your DASHBOARD please re-blog so that the previous blog knows they haven't been muted!!!

[thescottyfoxyuniverse]

[blackshiny]

[lewd-zko-deactivated20240110]

What are the best obscure monster girls out there?

I love lamias but I need something different

[lockobrony]

Mothman(girl) or jackalope? They could be cute

[staceytfs-deactivated20190224]

If your life was an anime, what would the intro song be?

Doesn’t have to be a song from an anime!

[lockobrony]

Right now I'd say something off That's The Spirit by BMTH, maybe Avalanche or Oh No.

[snowflakeeel]

- @jistring

[wizzardbaby]

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

[chickenwhite]

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

[your-mouths-a-constellation]

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

[lennythereviewer]

WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK

AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”