[drops-of-universe]

*retaining nothing you just said* got it

[locvlcryptidarchive]

i'm gonna spend my entire day in bed playing stardew because i want to be a fishing menace

[vinceaddams]

John Thingpenter's THE CARP (horror story about river ecology)

[locvlcryptidarchive]

anyone who can successfully pull together game lobbies is my hero because its the hardest thing i've ever tried to do

[xalatath]

Hate when websites are like "We see you have adblock. Will you turn it off..For Us? 🥺" Like stop being desperate I am married to ublock origin

[cosmicanger]

Japanese Exclusive Pingu PlayStation One Controller (1999)

[locvlcryptidarchive]

new cult of the lamb update may cause me to play again now that i can drag my friends into it

[wheeloffortune-design]

DnD is a way to show your friends how bad you are at adding very small numbers under pressure.

[locvlcryptidarchive]

my break from video games has been a really great time and maybe i should do this more often

[locvlcryptidarchive]

i've established that i am not a puzzle games kind of guy i'm so bad at them its a bit tragic

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

[locvlcryptidarchive]

i am absolutely fascinated by olympic diving rn

[locvlcryptidarchive]

theres a spider living on my ring light and i'm starting to think he's just a roommate now

[locvlcryptidarchive]

dress to impress is more like get too invested in yapping and forget to change outfits entirely

[hungwy]

I like saying "I'll allow it" only in contexts where I have no power or authority

[locvlcryptidarchive]

the mobile twitch update is the worst thing i've ever seen who decided that was a good idea

[deathgasmic]

oh, you like me? blacksmith me a fucking sword then, coward