She/they. The Old Guard was my gateway drug that made me join Ao3/Tumblr/Discord, but you'll see posts about MCU, Ted Lasso, The Witcher, The Sandman, and The Cleaning Lady too.
Whether you are here for my Old Guard or Kenzarelli fics, my new Chenford or Cleaning Lady ones, or just because you randomly stumbled upon this random collection of mostly memes, welcome!
Main Ao3 handle (for The Old Guard and Kenzarelli): loflight501
Ao3 handle for other fics (including The Rookie and The Cleaning Lady): loflite501
Podfics of my work
Art inspired by my fics
Discord handle: loflight501#6084
Current ask game
Feel free to send me asks, requests for fics or fic recommendations!
Fic recommendations: TopJoe, Kenzarelli Pairings
The Great Kenzarelli Poll Results: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
Information about Kenzarelli: Into the Multiverse a new Kenzarelli event for April.
Resources that I find helpful:
How to search for specific tags in a Tumblr post <- I Google that more often than I'm proud of
Writer Resources
How to fix Tumblr's iOS censorship issues
A great explanation about why you should call stories omegaverse and not abo or a/b/o.
Shane who, before him and Ilya get outed, keeps hearing people, fellow players, his own friends, talk shit about the man he loves and it pains him, so one night he googles "Ilya Rozanov nice person" and ends up in a subreddit where people share stories of celebrities that are surprisingly nice people and the page dedicated if Ilya is full of wholesome stories
hospital personnel from where he used or still visited the paediatric department with the team, parents of patients, even former patients themselves seeing how great, attentive, funny and light-hearted he was
puck bunnies or women he had one night stands with during the years playing for Boston saying he was a phenomenal lover and a consent king, or women that approached him whilst inebriated and whom he gently turned down, bought a bottle of water for and paid for their cabs to get back home safely
neighbours saying he was very polite, people he was nice or helpful to through the years, a mom with a screaming child whose first class seat on a flight to Moscow he gave up so she could have more room for her herself and the baby, a classmate he defended in school, a former teacher saying how smart and talented he was in spite of not having much time to study because he was training a lot, Russian-speakers saying his interviews in his mother tongue are a thing of beauty and incredibly well-spoken, waiters and shop assistants stressing how polite his interactions were
Shane devours these stories with tears in his eyes and a heart about to explode, the tab perpetually open in his phone, incognito mode.
And when someone talks shit about Ilya or when, after their outing, hate starts to be thrown at him even more viciously from the media, he goes back to the tab, just to see that there actually many that agree with him: Ilya, the love of his life, is the most wonderful person
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
Characters: Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov
Additional Tags: Alpha/Omega, Alpha Ilya Rozanov, Omega Shane Hollander, Light Dom/sub, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Breeding Kink, Spit Kink, Praise Kink, These kinks are all the light version, Surprisingly Sweet Rough Sex
Summary:
Ilya fucking Rozanov must have a fucking radar in his dick for getting laid.
It was what allowed him to bang men, women, omegas of all varieties, and the occasional alpha. Shane suspected that horny sixth sense was also what had led Ilya to discover Shane’s most closely guarded secret.
It must have also been what landed Rozanov on Shane's doorstep hours before he was supposed to go into heat.
This November, TopJoe Discord Server celebrates its filthy fifth anniversary, which makes us one of the longest-running, active TOG discord servers in existence… Hurrah! 🎉🎉🎉
Back then, the server was created as a haven for those with a preferred ship dynamic for JoexNicky, aka Immortal Husbands aka Kaysanova, who wanted to escape bullying in the fandom. A lot has happened since then, and we’ve grown into a community that still loves The Old Guard franchise and our blorbo ship. Even as a niche server, we have plenty of members with no strict preference who just enjoy the space and the friends made there.
And this year we got our very long-awaited sequel, which wasn’t what most of us expected, but it brought new and old fans back to the fold and we were very happy to welcome more JoeNicky enthusiasts!
So we want to open up our celebration! Every year since our inception, we launch a new event for our anniversary, usually restricted to server members (you can find our previous event collections HERE, but this year we thought we could open it to all the Immortal Husbands fans who are interested in creating new fan works, so…
Welcome to the TopJoe Holiday Feast!
Check under the cut to know how things will work and if you are interested in joining the fun!
TopJoe Holiday Feast is an event organised by the mods of the TopJoe discord server to celebrate our five-year anniversary as a server and (hopefully) to inspire Immortal Husbands fans to create new works (or maybe revive some old ones?).
RULES/FAQ
How does it work?
From today until the end of 2025, each week we will release a new prompt list (or a “menu”, since it’s, well, a feast!). Each MENU has three (3) prompt categories: SETTING, MAIN COURSE and SPICES. Only the first two are mandatory. So, in order to create your work you must pick at least one (1) “setting” + one (1) “main course”. In this context, the setting refers to the verse/world or scenario your fanwork will take place while the main course is the theme or central element of your work. Then you can (if you wish) spice things up with the options available under the spices section.
What kind of works will be accepted?
You can create any type of fanwork: fanfic, art, graphic design, podfic or translation. You can also combine different genres of fanworks if you wish.
What are the work requirements?
The minimum word count for fanfic is 100 words and there’s no limit. Arts and graphic design can be traditional, digital, sketches, full-colour, cross-stitch, moodboards, or edits. Podfics and translations can be for a server member’s past works, or a collaboration with a participating writer in this event.
What about ratings?
Any ratings are allowed, as long your work is focused on Joe/Nicky or Marwan/Luca (actors or characters). Attention: while NSFW content is not required, if your work contains penetrative sex of any kind or simulates it (intercrural, toys etc.), the dynamic must always be Top!Joe/Bottom!Nicky (it’s our server theme after all). Similarly, for Kenzarelli and RPF fanworks, we ask that they be Top!Marwan/Bottom!Luca.
How do I sign up? And where should I post my work?
To participate, simply create a work based on the prompts. There’s no need to sign up. After creating your work you can add it to our collection on AO3 and you may also post on Tumblr (in this case, please tag us and/or use the tag #TopJoeHolidayFeast so we can help to promote your work).
Do I need to be a server member to participate?
We would love for any JoeNicky fans to join us, but it’s not required. As long as your work follows the event rules, you’re welcome to take part in any capacity. But if you want to join the server, just drop us a DM so we can have a chat. We are a niche server catering to TopJoe/BottomNicky content, but we welcome all Immortal Husbands fans who don’t have a strict preference too.
Is there a schedule?
Yes. Posting will be open from today (November 6th) to December 31st, so you have exactly eight weeks. Each week we will release a brand new MENU with prompts to inspire you! Make sure to follow the #TopJoeHolidayFeast tag if you want to follow any updates and works shared on Tumblr.
Can I write a new chapter for an ongoing WIP? Or combine my fan work with something I’m creating for a different event?
As long your work fulfills the requirements listed so far, and the fanwork is posted to our event collection, then yes, absolutely. Entries that are also part of other events and WIPs you update during the event will also be accepted.
Can I use a prompt for a different week?
Yes, you can combine prompts from different weeks, as long as you post your work within the event’s schedule (November 6-December 31).
I enjoyed the idea, but I don't like this ship/dynamic...
If you like the idea of the menu cards but don’t want to participate with us directly — maybe because you prefer a different dynamic or want to write for a different ship — that’s totally understandable. You can still use the menu cards if you would like for inspo. You don’t need to interact with us or the collection. We hope you have fun creating the things you love as well!
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Feel free to ask any questions you may have, and now, without further ado, here’s our MENU for Week 1 (also, please can we have a round of applause for our dear @pigsinablanketfort for making this amazing design)!
TopJoe Holiday Feast
Week 1 (Nov 6-11)
SettingMasquerade Ball
Cowboys
Epistolary
Hospitals
Road Trip
Teacher/Parent AU
Lighthouse
Main courseNightmares
Bathing/Washing
Friends With Benefits
Movie Night
Dancing
Pillow Fort
Accidental Bonding
After threatening the guards with their power tools, the thieves took nine pieces from two glass display cases, then left the museum by descending the hoist's ladder to two other members of the crew, who were waiting on motor scooters. [x]
Joe: Ah Nicolò, now that we have defeated Discord and reunited our family and saved the world, I know we could use some very well deserved rest.
Nicky: Yes. Perhaps even…some time alone?
Joe: *chuckle* Very funny, my love.
Joe: Nicky, caro, where would like to go for our anniversary this year?
Nicky: Hm, I don’t know my heart, I was thinking of having some time alone.
Joe: Ok, I deserve that. Still.
Nicky: Joe, taste this, is it missing something?
Joe: No, it tastes wonderful.
Nicky: You sure? You sure it doesn’t need some time alone?
Joe: I said I was sorry, Nicolò!
Joe: *deep sigh* This moment is so perfect my love. You in my arms, us under the stars, near the cliffs of Moher. Nothing could make this moment more perfect.
Nicky: Hm…are you sure?
Joe: What—please Nicky, don’t—
Nicky: Not even…
Joe: I beg of you, let me rest—
Nicky: SOME TIME ALONE??
Joe: IT HAS BEEN 10 YEARS!
Nicky: That’s true my love. I’ve been punishing you for 10 years…WHEN I SHOULD HAVE BEEN GIVING YOU SOME TIME ALONE!
