paw

domeless wonder-boy-thing 19 it/he

[lofrotomy]

if youre unemployed refer to my paws for a job

[lofrotomy]

genie: you have three wishes

me: make every word have four letters

gnie: okay

meee: make evry word strt with "b" andd endd with "k"

bnik: bkak

bmek: bakk bvrk bork bavk "ar" bink bthk bidk

bark: bark

[lofrotomy]

gonna walk up to a gay couple and ask them whos the rick in the relationship

[lofrotomy]

severe case or brainfrot

[lofrotomy]

they just turned me into a goopy amorphous slime.i have no cock and i must frot

[lofrotomy]

i dont make love.... i Frot.... hard

[lofrotomy]

You’re so cool,,,

thabk u :3 gay bird

[lofrotomy]

bonner so big i get anemic

[kjqueue]

reblog no like

[lofrotomy]

fuck you im very powerful

[lofrotomy]

my paws are big and soft

[lofrotomy]

i go through twink death and twink rebirth every few months like a snake sheds its skin

[lofrotomy]

im unbothered, baking on the pavement with my paws up in the air as im writing this

[lofrotomy]

if i had to pick between being stranded in the forest with a man or a bear, id pick the bear

[lofrotomy]

bonner so big i get anemic

[lofrotomy]

just in bed rn wagging my tail

[lofrotomy]

eats your pronouns