rage, rage,

against the dying of the light; do not go gentle into that good night.

[mens-rights-activia]

Stop assigning genders to the the sun and moon, you freaks! They are just rocks. Sexy sexy rocks, but rocks nonetheless

[afraid-of-woodpeckers]

[iatheia]

The sun is about 2% rock. You can round it up.

[lucymelonbun]

The sun is a relatively small rock that is very, very, VERY on fire. But there's a rock in there somewhere, so I think it counts.

[thorinds]

Yand Durinul Adbâr geleth bat’ ar’âkâtizu Anâs arbâtul sanagênizu

Son of Durin, grief sits cold  Upon your face  Years of hardship  Have left their trace

[shieldmaidenofsherwood]

I will never ever ever ever EVER be over Character A barely surviving something and Character B being so overcome with relief they just have to clutch A and bury their face in A's neck while A tells them it's okay.

[dramiones]

kelsey’s mythology family ○ hades

[for @theodroenott]

❝ hades (ᾍδης) is the greek god of the dead and the king of the underworld ❞

[idrils]

i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’

[annabellioncourt]

Mary Shelley didn’t give the monster bolts.

Arthur Conan Doyle never put Holmes in a deer stalker (also “elementary my dear Watson” is never said in the books, and he doesn’t smoke a curved pipe)

There are boys at Beauxbatons and girls at Durmstrang schools

Edgar Allan Poe wrote the earliest essay on the big bang theory

[mindblownie]

#reality is an illusion

[jewish-kermit]

fuck this site I thought the tv show for the briefest of seconds and the shit machine in my skull thought “quoth the raven ‘Bazongo”

[oikawas]

JASON SAID FUCK BLUE LIVES

[keiraknightlyinlaggies]

Interviewer @ bruce: so how are you nd ur family dealing with the loss of your son Jason?

The Wayne Manor “gardener” “tason jodd” in the next room:

[wonderstrevors]

Jason Todd in Injustice #2

[dcmultiverse]

[grumpycas]

What is the largest challenge of living with a character for that long? It will be having to let him go. Eventually. — Jensen Ackles

[830y]

one moment of clarity once a week for ten minutes

[kkhrysopos-deactivated20210904]

Y’all really are some Jason Todd sluts huh?

[logcnhowlett]

We've said fuck Disney and the MCU. I don't want no fake bitches in my house. We only stan the x-men, defenders and DC in this house.

[logcnhowlett]

THE BIRDS OF PREY ENGLISH TEASER IS HERE WE-

[logcnhowlett]

"I'm so fucking over clowns."

[harveytwofacedent]

I’m so fucking done with those stans whose only argument about how wonderfully written Endgame is amounts to “bUt LoOk aT aLl tHe MoNeY iT mAdE!!!1!! LoOk aT rOtTeN tOmAToEs!!!1!!”

It’s like… Maybe look at it critically for once? Think about it for half a second and it falls apart completely. They ruined years of characterization just to fit their narrative. The Russos and Markus and McFeely should have NEVER been given so much power over so many characters that they didn’t understand at all:

Hulk/Banner? Yeah, let’s just resolve his entire character arc offscreen. Nbd. We’ll throw in a line of exposition to hand waive all that away. Gotta make room for fat jokes about Thor.

Tony? Let’s give him a family and then basically fucking murder him because hE’s So SeLfIsH hAvEn’T yOu SeEn tHe FiRsT fIfTeEn MiNuTeS oF tHe FiRsT iRoN mAn MoViE?!? Let’s not even let anyone try to save him despite there being 3000+ different already established ways they could have.

Steve? Let’s regress his character development back several movies so he can abandon his best friend he’s spent two movies fighting for and instead yeet himself into the past to a woman who on her deathbed begged him to move on because she had lived a life (WITHOUT HIM) and he deserved to have one too. Also let’s let him live and make sure there’s a machine that can push time through his body to make him young again just in case he wants to come back someday.

Clint? Let’s make him go on a five year vigilante murder spree that’s literally never mentioned again and he suffers no consequences from because He’S a FaMiLy mAn!!! wE CaN’t kILL a fAmILy mAn (unless it’s Tony because hE’s So SeLfIsH hAvEn’T yOu SeEn tHe FiRsT fIfTeEn MiNuTeS oF tHe FiRsT iRoN mAn MoViE?!?)

Natasha? Let’s fridge the only female OG Avenger because we can’t possibly kill Clint! He’s a family man!

Thor? Let’s have him clinically depressed but everyone treats him like shit for it.

Maybe I’ve dealt with one too many misogynistic and sexist assholes on Twitter and Facebook but I’ve officially ran out of fucks to give. My filter is officially broken. I’m so done. I’m forever bitter that Marvel took something I loved so goddamn much and decimated it. They just ruined it forever. Ugh. I’m just so angry. Like Hulk levels of angry.

[brad-pitt]

I’ve been so blind.