OBJECTION!!!

((Independent Semi Selective Edgeworth from the game series Ace Attorney [[Not yet caught up on the games]] Loved by Eli))

[ribellenm]

I need to draw some lovely people to cure my stressful fragile little heart

[edgcworth]

happy father’s day to these defense lawyer dads

[logickept]

(theothervonkarmagirl, but in secret because she feels guilty about her dad killing his dad but would never admit it) "Do you think your father would be proud of you, despite everything that happened?"

“Hm... I’d like to think so. Or at least I hope he would... I’ve done things I know he wouldn’t be proud of, but I think he would be proud that I learned and grew from it. I think he’d be happy for the path I’ve chosen now for myself.”

[aquaticresources]

For Father’s Day, feel free to ask my muse anything you’d like about their father.

Don’t forget to specify the muse if it’s a multimuse blog!

[logickept]

pinksweatergettingbetter​:

Miles withdrew his hands and gently folded them in this lap. Another quick glance around the shop, seeing the other patrons had stopped staring. It made him feel a bit more at ease as he turned his full attention to Phoenix.

It didn’t sound like school was going the best. Seeing how the topic made his friend uncomfortable he’d drop it for now.

“It’s nice to hear that he’s found someone. I hope things go well for them.” Another small pause. “What about you? Any luck with love?”

It was more so out of curiosity that he asked. Miles didn’t entirely have interest in romance, but it would be nice for his friends to have someone to care about like that.

“Yeah, me too. He goes through girlfriends like tissues…”

Any luck with love?

Phoenix froze, the words lancing through him like an icicle. 

“…No…” he muttered, his voice suddenly very far away.

Miles suddenly tensed up seeing how Phoenix reacted to his question. Something must have happened...

“Oh, I-I’m sorry. That must be a sensitive issue...” he said, feeling a bit awkward now. “If it makes you feel any better I haven’t found anyone.”

(Shoot! Way to go Miles, just change the subject!)

“Is there a specific firm that you’re looking to join once school is done?”

[logickept]

pinksweatergettingbetter​:

“You got it. Leave it to me,” he paused a moment, “…Thanks, Maya. Take care.”

He hung up, then, and put his phone back in his pocket.

“Well,” he said, wearily, turning to Miles, “Looks like we’ve got ourselves a case.”

“We?” Miles asked raising an eyebrow. “As a prosecutor this is my case. To find and convict this woman’s killer is my job, not yours. You are, by all accounts, a civilian in this matter.”

“Besides... If this starts to get dangerous I don’t want you getting hurt...”

[logickept]

tactful-kind-daedra​:

“But that font gets no love anymore,” she tried to argue, with sad eyes. “It’s not even used in comic books, and it’s right in its name!”

“I think it’ll make an unexpected come-back! I bet Mr. Pheonix Wright would use it in his documents! He brought a parrot to court and also saved a whale! He knows how to make the crazy things work!”

“If Wright knows what’s good for him, he won’t do it.” It seems the sad eyes weren’t going to work on him. “It’s not entirely uncommon for animals such as parrots to be called as witnesses. There have been cases in other parts of the country and even the world that have used them. As for the whale, I’m not touching that one. The way his mind is able to piece together seemingly illogical means and methods still baffle me.”

[logickept]

@tactful-kind-daedra​ cont. from X

“It’s true, we’ve been friends since we were little. However in all the time I’ve known him he has been quite dense. He is a good person deep down.”

[logickept]

❝ That would imply you have an obsession with corgis . ❞

Random Discord Shit 1 || Accepting

“I may love dogs, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say I’m obsessed. I mean they are terribly adorable... Besides I like Pomeranians more than corgis.” 

[logickept]

“He is an artist. Use of Comic Sans in legal documents is his creative outlet.”

Law Shit People Say || Accepting

“Artist or not, it’s extremely unprofessional and doesn’t help his case in any way whatsoever. For the court and even a lawyer or judge to take you seriously you have to have some level of professionalism. Comic Sans is not an acceptable font for legal documents.”

[memeingovermemes]

a mess of discord rp quotes, part 1 – sentence starters:

feel free to change titles / pronouns / places where appropriate !

❝  eh .  i don’t feel like giving you the will to live today .  ❞ ❝  surpass your constraints and terrorise their loved ones !  ❞ ❝  with any luck ,  humanity will run you down like they do their own !  ❞ ❝  i’m going to kill you in your sleep.  ❞ ❝  this is the height of stupidity .  ❞ ❝  square up for crocodile tears !  ❞ ❝  i personally don’t respect you enough to care , tbh .  ❞ ❝  if i explained WHY ,  you might have an existensial crisis .  ❞ ❝  it’s a fourth dimension joke ;  you won’t get it .  ❞ ❝  my faith in humanity will never restore and this one of the many reasons why  .  ❞ ❝  no one levels up through complaining ,  contrary to popular belief .  ❞ ❝  i’m an extremely stabby pyromaniac in my spare time .  ❞ ❝  bold of you to assume i have respect for the dead or you .  ❞ ❝  that would imply you have an obsession with corgis .  ❞ ❝  you thought i was referring to you ?  ❞ ❝  no feelings hurt ,  just this chair .  ❞ ❝  in the mean time ,  i’ll stare at you ominously from the wall .  ❞ ❝  man ,  that guy went out like his pizza went in !  ❞ ❝  speaking of ,  did i ever mention the guy who traded his soul for a margherita ?  ❞ ❝  first it’s pizza ,  then it’s a knife in your back .  ❞ ❝  guess i’ll kill ___ for the fun of it now .  ❞ ❝  i hope there are no sentient sponges in here .  ❞ ❝  hmm .  you’re right .  all of you suck .  ❞ ❝  i recommend luring them to the nearest glitter pit disguised as burning acid !  ❞ ❝  dodge ball but with literal meteorites .  ❞ ❝  i had a kickass party and none of you were invited .  ❞ ❝  life is suffering ,  and you’re in denial of it , ___ .  ❞ ❝  being born increases your chance of death by 100% .  ❞ ❝  your inconveniences mean very little to me .  ❞ ❝  it’s hard to understand passive aggressiveness over the internet .  ❞ ❝  i think it involved a homocidal car .  ❞ ❝  did i mention i possessed a fisherman once ?  he really fell for the hook , line and sinker !  ❞ ❝  you’re all disgusting ,  so no surprise there .  ❞ ❝  guess it’s a good thing i’m going to make your boy suffer .   ❞ ❝  frankly i hope ___ dies .  ❞ ❝  the point is ,  you look like a moron .  ❞ ❝  ah ,  the world turning upside down .  my most favourite aesthetic .  ❞ ❝  your lack of preparation means natural selection will kill you off .  ❞ ❝  he’s dead .  i killed him .  ❞ ❝  i sincerely hope you drown in your own blood .  ❞ ❝  oh ,  you’re both adorable .  but ships have a habit of hitting an iceberg and never being seen again .  ❞ ❝  i sure hope he dies due to unfortunate circumstances .  ❞ ❝  you have a sad ,  sad life ,  ___ .  ❞ ❝  sounds like you need to do your homework or give up altogether .  or use a cheat sheet .  me .  i’m the cheat sheet .  ❞ ❝  but you can never rig a dream the way i can .  ❞ ❝  steal my shit and get hit .  ❞ ❝  so ,  ya’ like jazz ?  ❞ ❝  jokes , jokes …  hmm .  i got another one !  YOUR SUFFERING .  ❞ ❝  lol ,  i hurt everyone ?  ❞ ❝  household objects just kind of .  came to life by themselves .  ❞ ❝  reminder that i murdered several people yesterday .  ❞ ❝  you know ,  it’s hilarious how many nerds endanger themselves on a daily basis .  you’d think their high iq would save them from their suffering ,  but nah. it’s their downfall .  ❞ ❝  every button you ever press .  i am counting them .  i won’t forget them .  ❞ ❝  sucks no one died .  sorry .  someone IMPORTANT .  ❞ ❝  siblings are suffocating .  ❞ ❝  was just gonna’ casually drop by like ,  ‘ hi ,  yeah ,  i exist .  your world view is shattered ! ‘  ❞ ❝  i’m a goth kid .  i rule the night .  ❞ ❝  there’ll be widespread panic and not in the good way .  well ,  good for me .  but not them .  ❞

[memeingovermemes]

a mess of discord rp quotes, part 2 – sentence starters:

feel free to change titles / pronouns / places where appropriate !

❝  except me .  i’m mean all the time .  ❞ ❝  it’s only a matter of time before the ecosystem swallows them up like a paper shredder .  ❞ ❝  you won’t actually accomplish anything .  you just stand there hoping you will .  ❞ ❝  don’t trivialise my love .  my love kills .  ❞ ❝  i’m feeling really appreciated right now .  ❞ ❝  what part of  ‘ i read chat history ‘  don’t you understand ?  ❞ ❝  boy i can’t wait to murder that guy .  ❞ ❝  i’m crashing my own funeral .  sorry ,  that’s how it works .  ❞ ❝  please ,  i’m absolutely charming and you know it .  ❞ ❝  i hate your existence and hope you die in the worst pain imaginable .  ❞ ❝  it’s not like i’m casually throwing out ominous comments left and right .  ❞ ❝  you really can’t pick on subtleties and this annoys me .  ❞ ❝  next thing you know everyone is trying to steal his eyes .  ❞ ❝  well ,  you know what they say !  third time unlucky .  ❞ ❝  that’s how the egotistic idiots roll !  ❞ ❝  yeah ,  kid ,  it’s entirely your fault .  ❞ ❝  hahahahahahaha !  who’s sad now ?  ❞ ❝  hate to break it to ya’ ,  but i’m an eternal abyss of feeling nothing !  ❞ ❝  all the channels are the right channels !  ❞ ❝  being popular is people constantly summoning you when you have legitimate business to attend to .  ❞ ❝  seems consistent to the rest of your life .  ❞ ❝  but i can play piano !  ❞ ❝  when in doubt ,  do a barrel roll .  fixes everything .  ❞ ❝  personally my favourite is the fake friendship .  where you can backstab the other person at any given moment .  ❞ ❝  i broke a long time ago ,  but it’s the kind of broken that’s cool and never dies .  ❞ ❝  i like these guys .  they have good taste .  ❞ ❝  hey ,  ___ ,  your future is gonna suck !  ❞ ❝  you can’t water a garden with acid .  you’ll only watch it all burn .  ❞ ❝  it was more convenient to act like everything was fine .  ❞ ❝  he’s too lost in that twisted ambition to REALLY care about you .  ❞ ❝  how’s that long distance relationship been working out for ya’ ?  ❞ ❝  … wow ,  how long were you sitting on that one ?  ❞ ❝  i don’t give out all my spoilers .  ❞ ❝  what kind of friend enables such destructive behaviour ?  ❞ ❝  he’s planning to kill 78% of you anyways .  ❞ ❝  no ,  but i like being the answer guy .  ❞ ❝  they think you’re lame .  i read their thoughts .  ❞ ❝  unfortunately i have lots of vpns .  ❞ ❝  oh ,  i’m not helping you figure that out .  i just want to inform you you’re screwed .  ❞ ❝  i too walk off near-death experiences .  ❞ ❝  you people really have a full schedule with people trying kill you and your loved ones .  ❞

[the-self-proclaimed-prince]

“Shit I Overheard at my Law Firm” Sentence Starters

“Just read this fucker and take it to court.”

“Tone down your depositions, A-hole.” 

“He may be a buffoon and a fool, but by God he was innocent.”

*grumble grumble* “Sexist bastards.” 

“I don’t want to come into work without teeth!”

“That asshole better stop fucking with my client or else I’m gonna…”

“There are only two pears left. I’m naming them Adam and Eve.”

“Organic seaweed? What the hell is organic seaweed?”

“You asking me fishing?… fuck YES I’m there!”

“When the weather gets hot, I just step out on my back porch and pour water over my head for an hour or two. Works every time.”

“He is an artist. Use of Comic Sans in legal documents is his creative outlet.”

“Throw some Wingdings on that shit.”

“What does a person have to do to get a fucking cob salad around here?” 

“I’m trying to decide if I should go insane and body-pump or go home and sleep.”

“You can’t just ring a bell, un-ring it, and then ring it again.”

“We lost. We lost big time. But it’s okay. I’m good. It’s cool. I’ve got whiskey. I’m good.”

*applying lipstick to go to the gym* “What kind of a crazy woman wears lipstick to the gym??”

“Are you going to shut up and FISH today?” 

“Do you know of any pet friendly cafes? I’m meeting an attorney tomorrow and he’ll have his non-service hunting dog along. Don’t ask why.”

“Publicly, I agree. Personally, I think it’s chickenshit.”

“Keto diet? Is that like for chemo? Ohmygod do you have cancer?!??”

“I don’t have a circle on mine. Where’s my circle?”

“Don’t judge my printouts. Paper is a renewable resource.”

“The stapler has been compromised.” 

“You know that one case? The one with the person from the company whose doing some crazy stuff?”

“I wasn’t fishing. I was lawyer-ing. Much less exciting.”

“For a priest, he’s kind of an asshole.”

“Brownies and bourbon? Sounds like my kinda party!”

“I got a bottle of whiskey calling my name so I may not be back here tomorrow morning or ever.”

[promptfairy]

❥   𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍     [   𝐀   𝐒𝐘𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐋   𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄   ]  .

designed  for  muses  with  a  bit  of  unresolved  tension between  them ,   but  can  be  used  for  any  circumstances you  see  fit !!  

♡   𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄  :    add   ‘  + 🔁  ’   to  reverse  the  roles .

📖  :    my  muse  discovers  your  muse  reading  a  diary  entry  that  my  muse  wrote  about  yours .

💅  :    your  muse  paints  my  muse’s  nails .

🚿  :    my  muse  accidentally  moans  while  your  muse  washes  their  hair .

👕  :    your  muse  helps  my  muse  get  dressed  after  my  muse  sustains  an  injury  or  illness .

🛏️  :    our  muses  are  forced  by  circumstance  to  share  a  bed  for  the  night .

🧼  :    your  muse  bathes  mine  after  my  muse  sustains  an  injury  or  illness .

🙏  :    our  muses’  hands  brush  as  they  walk  side  by  side .

💢  :    your  muse  picks  mine  up   &   carries  them  over  their  shoulder .

👁️  :    your  muse  is  watching  mine  sleep ,   when  my  muse  suddenly  wakes  up   &   catches  them .

🚬  :    my  muse  steals  a  cigarette   (   or lollipop   )   from  your  muse   &   puts  it  in  their  mouth .

🎐  :    our  muses  slow  dance  together .

🧦  :    your  muse  walks  in  on  my  muse  changing  clothes .

🎀  :   your  muse  brushes  my  muse’s  hair .

💍  :    our  muses  are  mistaken  for  a  couple  by  someone  else .

👔  :    your  muse  notices  that  my  muse’s  shirt  is  open   &   goes  to  ‘  fix  it  ’ .

👗  :    my  muse  sees  yours  all  dressed  up .

🪑  :    my  muse  is   ‘  forced  ’   to  sit  on  your  muse’s  lap   (   due  to  a  lack  of  chairs ,   faulty seatbelt ,  etc .   )

🍆  :    your  muse  makes  a  suggestive  joke  but  my  muse  actually  acts  on  it . 

[logickept]

pinksweatergettingbetter​:

Phoenix’s eyes flashed as Maya mentioned channelling. 

“It won’t come to that,” he said, firmly, “We’ll figure this out.”

He wasn’t about to let Maya do anymore dodgy channeling. They just had to investigate, right? If Edgeworth knew what the woman looked like, then her case shouldn’t be too hard to find…

“Thanks, Maya,” his voice was gentler this time, “Take care of yourself… okay?”

Maya was a little surprised at his response. Then again her recent channelings hadn’t gone so well. “You take care as well. Make sure to keep an eye on Mr. Edgeworth and let me know if anything happens. I’m worried about you guys, you know.”

Miles watched Phoenix talk, a little unsure of what they should do for now. He’d probably have to go back to his office and skim through his files to see if that woman turned up in any of them.

[logickept]

pinksweatergettingbetter​:

Phoenix beamed. A dewey beam, but a beam all the same. He followed Miles’ gaze downwards, then quickly withdrew his hands, one of them jumping to the back of his neck.

“Eheheh– s-sorry about that…” he mumbled.

“School! Uh… School’s uh…”  

He didn’t want to talk about school. Not after… recent events.

“Oh! Larry– well, he’s been job hunting, lately. Says his new girlfriend Pearl has expensive tastes.”

Miles withdrew his hands and gently folded them in this lap. Another quick glance around the shop, seeing the other patrons had stopped staring. It made him feel a bit more at ease as he turned his full attention to Phoenix.

It didn’t sound like school was going the best. Seeing how the topic made his friend uncomfortable he’d drop it for now.

“It’s nice to hear that he’s found someone. I hope things go well for them.” Another small pause. “What about you? Any luck with love?”

It was more so out of curiosity that he asked. Miles didn’t entirely have interest in romance, but it would be nice for his friends to have someone to care about like that.

[logickept]

ic judgement call!

rules: you can only say guilty or innocent. you are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages your or asks you. please repost, don’t reblog!!

asked someone to marry you? guilty

kissed one of your friends? guilty

danced on a table in a bar/tavern? innocent

ever told a lie? guilty

had feelings for someone whom you can’t have? guilty

ever kissed someone of the same sex? guilty

kissed a picture? innocent

slept in until 5pm? guilty

fallen asleep at work/school? guilty

held a snake? guilty

been suspended from school? innocent

worked at a fast food chain/restaurant? innocent

stolen something? innocent

been fired from a job? guilty

done something you ‘regret’? guilty

laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? guilty

caught a snowflake on your tongue? guilty

kissed in the rain? innocent

sat on a roof top? guilty

kissed someone you shouldn’t? guilty

sang in the shower? guilty

been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? guilty

shaved your head? innocent

slept naked? innocent

made a boyfriend / girlfriend cry? innocent

shot a gun? guilty

still loved someone you shouldn’t? guilty

have / had a tattoo? innocent

liked someone, but will never tell who? guilty

been too honest? guilty

ruined a surprise? guilty

been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? guilty

still have communication w/ your ex? innocent

cheated on someone? innocent

got so angry that you cried? guilty

tried to stay away from someone for their own good? guilty

thoughts about suicide? guilty

thoughts about murder? guilty

how about mass murder? innocent

stalked someone? innocent

had a girlfriend / boyfriend? guilty

gotten totally drunk during a holiday? guilty

Stole from @tactful-kind-daedra​ tagging all of you!