✯im high on life..... and drugs✯

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[sistertaxon]

mr krabs’s license to kill expires tomorrow

[sistertaxon]

⚠️ ❗TODAY IS THE LAST DAY MR KRABS CAN LEGALLY KILL. EVERYONE BE SAFE AS HE IS LIKELY TO BE OUT FOR ONE LAST HURRAH❗ ⚠️

[memories]

Nice Tumblr ya got there...would be a shame if something were to happen to it.

[incorrect-shoujisquad]

mha as things my family has said

bakugou: why are you brushing your teeth so fucking loud

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iida: alright, no, i'm leaving

kaminari: if i hit you with my car will you stay

iida:

iida: i mean that would physically prevent me from leaving so yes

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kurogiri: what do yall want for breakfast

toga: i have zero clue

dabi: crack

kurogiri, not paying attention: huh?

spinner: PFFT-

dabi: nOthing

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kirishima: *coughs aggressively*

sero: i know

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shouji: if you bother her again you have to jump out the window

kouda: its the law

[lokalna-pekara-bnha-izjava]

Mirio: I can take down anything! Like buildings, mountains…

Tamaki: Can you take down my sadness?

Mirio: *Raises his hand*

Mirio: *Touches Tamakis nose*

Tamaki:

Tamaki: •◡•

[lokalna-pekara-bnha-izjava]

denki: jirous’ chapstick tastes really good

mina: you two finally kissed?!!?

jirou: no, he ate it

[lokalna-pekara-bnha-izjava]

bakugou: I need to tell you this

bakugou: I'm gay and I have a boyfriend

mitsuki: oh shit, could you repeat that I forgot to act surprised

masaru: I knew since you were 9

[lokalna-pekara-bnha-izjava]

Uraraka, about Toga: Oh, you could fix her? Well I could accept her as she is. You don’t like murder? Grow up! The atrocities are apart of her and I’ve decided they’re funny!

[lokalna-pekara-bnha-izjava]

Bakugou: Ten years ago, I married my best friend…

Bakugou: Kirishima was pissed but Denki and I were drunk and thought it was hilarious

[lokalna-pekara-bnha-izjava]

Uraraka: Slash gamemode creative.

Denki: Dude, this isn't Min-

Uraraka: *starts levitating*

[lokalna-pekara-bnha-izjava]

Twice: I think we should just be able to use counterfeit money. Like who cares.

Twice: "Oh boo hoo, I can't accept this" Well. I worked really hard on it.

[lokalna-pekara-bnha-izjava]

kirishima: excuse me sir could you move a bit *gets ignored*

bakugou: don't worry I got this

kirishima: .. bakugou NO

bakugou:*blowing up the people in front of them* MOVE WE ARE GAY

[lokalna-pekara-bnha-izjava]

Midoriya: I can feel every cell in my body. 

Midoriya: They're all beating the shit out of each other. 

[lokalna-pekara-bnha-izjava]

*talking about toga*

Uraraka: And then she ran into my knife. She ran into my knife ten times.

Deku: You mean you stabbed her?

Uraraka, holding up a knife: She ran into my knife.

[lokalna-pekara-bnha-izjava]

sero:*breaking through minas door* MOM SAID ITS MY TURN ON THE GENDER

[lokalna-pekara-bnha-izjava]

Bakugou: I hate you.

Bakugou: As in, I actively hate you.

Kirishima:...

Bakugou: I am in hate with you.

Kirishima, whispering to Denki: is this a good or a bad thing

Denki: idk bro

[lokalna-pekara-bnha-izjava]

Bakugou: Everybody is saying that Disneyland is the happiest place on earth

Bakugou, smiling: Apparently none of them had been in Uraraka's arms

Kirishima: Of course we've never been in Uraraka's arms she's terrifying

Kaminari: One time I brushed up against her and she pulled out a dagger

[lokalna-pekara-bnha-izjava]

Mic: Why don’t you slip into something a little more comfortable~

Aizawa: …

Aizawa: Like a coma.

Mic: no-