In the end you will all kneel

Roleplayers. Look how far you've fallen. Lining up in the sweltering heat.. For ours. Huddling together in the dark. Like beasts!.. I am Loki! Of Asgard! And I am burdened with glorious purpose. The bright year of freedom. Diminishes your lifes joy. In a mad scramble for a place in this chamber. In this. Mager palace of midguard. The community they call... Tumblr... Where is your Hiddleston now..? You should have let me rule you when you had the chance. Yet here you are! Your ears! Yearn! For untold stories! Your eyes pray for unseen sights. Your imaginations ache. And hunger. Claim loyalty. To me. And, I will give you what you need. M!A: Accepted:None

[loki--ofyodenheim]

*Kisses you* You’ve got the kissing disease! Spread it by kissing the next ten people on your dash.

[loki--ofyodenheim]

"You have a baby..." Reader stared blankly, unsure of how to react. "I wasn't aware you were a father. You're a father? You don't look like you're a father. Not in a bad way. In a 'you have plenty of time to do that' sort of way. ....Why do you have a baby?"

"I've always been a father but this one was left on my door step.... well i'm sort of a mother to one of them." He said before rocking the child gently in his arms. "My real children are animals. An eight legged horse. A wolf, and a serpent." 

[loki--ofyodenheim]

//Will reply to asks tomorrow :3

[agent-peggycarter-deactivated20]

Your muse just walked in on mine holding a newborn baby. How does yours react?

[loki--ofyodenheim]

[ladyhistory]

What I’m gathering from tumblr reviews of Thor: The Dark World.

[just-watching-tumble-deactivate]

Thor 3’s title?

[girl-in-the-tardis]

*cough* SPOILERS!! *cough*

[ljuga-deactivated20140406]

Image Source x

[maisonlilprairie-deactivated202]

[littlegoldenprodigy]

My muse has questionable bruises, what does your muse say?

[alwaysasacrifice]

BREAK MY MUSE, LIKE SERIOUSLY, BE AS HARSH AS YOU WANT, DO WHAT YOU WANT BUT BREAK HIM, MAKE HIM CRY, SCREAM, RUN, WANT TO PUT LAND BETWEEN YOU AND HIM. LET ME BE A CRUEL MUN.

[tsaesgtho-deactivated20151106]

rule #1 of the tolkien fandom

a fan is never late, nor are they early. they arrive precisely when they mean to.

[fndungeonmom]

[hashtagloveloses]

have i mentioned how fucking nice tolkienites are i mean seriously

[girl-in-the-tardis]

#dude, you guys are like the tom hiddleston of the fandoms!!!

[loki--ofyodenheim]

"Well thank you"

[falconsandreamers]

Please, please can you reblog this. Just forget about your theme and reblog this. This is my friend, one of my closest friends, and I just want her to be found :’( please.

[loki--ofyodenheim]

An unexpected relationship

[alwaysinaslappingmood-deactivat]

  Jane shivered a bit to his cold touch, hearing his words, she showed sympathy behind her smile as she watched him return to hos normal form. A soft laugh came from the back of her throat as she pressed her lips against his.

[loki--ofyodenheim]

Loki sat there for a moment, keeping his lips locked with hers. Once he pulled away slowly he took a deep breath, standing up. With swift movements he picked her up soon running toward the lake and jumping in while holding her. Coming up out of water he laughed and pushed his hair out of his face with his hands. 

[loki--ofyodenheim]

ROLEPLAYER APPRECIATION TIME: IT'S TIME TO TELL SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE BLOGS THAT YOU ACKNOWLEDGE, AND APPRECIATE THEIR WORK; LET THEM KNOW THAT YOU LOVE THEM. SPREAD THE LOVE TO 10 OF YOUR FAVORITE BLOGS, AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE 10, THEN JUST SPREAD IT TO THE NEXT 10 ON YOUR DASH ♥

OOC:

I don't deserve this. O..O LNDFKJRGNLDR <3333

[loki--ofyodenheim]

OOC: When I went to watch Thor 2 with love-nesbitts there was so many parts that was missing...

Where was

and

and the part where Loki says hitting doesn’t solve everything?

We didn’t see those parts at all. 

[dabsplosion]

are you kidding me?

they better be in the deleted scenes

[loki--ofyodenheim]

//Yes but i'm wondering if they were deleted scenes why did they put them in the trailer. 

[xrdj]

[loki--ofyodenheim]

What you missed on Thor 2’s newest featurette

[david-tennants-little-fangirl]

[a-game-of-romance-and-wincheste]

So let me tell you about the shittiest parent on the motherfucking planet.

I work at a grocery store and this man comes in with his 11 year old son. He buys a pack a cigarettes and a two cases of beer. The son was holding a two dollar drawing pad and placed it on the belt and I guess the dad didn’t notice it at first but when I was about to scan the pad he asked where’d it have come from and turned towards the kid and asked “Did you put that shit up there?”. He told me to put it back and then told his 11 year old child that he “ain’t paying for that gay ass notebook.”.  So I looked at the kid, who was close to tears and saying how he ran out of paper at home and my heart broke. So I gave the pad to him, for free, and told the dad I would take care of it. I gave the kid some tokens for a game outside and said I would look forward to buying some of his drawings and paintings when he’s all famous. He kids face was so priceless and I thought everything was good. But then, about 10 ten minutes after giving the kid his notebook, I walked outside and saw this. The drawing pad all ripped up and tossed on the pavement. I could only imagine what happened in the parking lot, but I know that that poor kid heart is fucking ripped apart, just like this pad.

I’m fucking horrified that there are parents like this, who, just because it’s not masculine or gender specificthey won’t let their children follow their true passions or explore interests that lead to their happiness. Even more so, I’m horrified that parents don’t care about the fine arts anymore because it doesn’t have job security. Since when did it ever matter to a child if their passion makes them money or not? Parenting is about supporting whatever makes your child happy. Have some fucking consideration for your child’s wants not your homophobic and anti-art ideals. 

[cosmicscraps-deactivated2020070]

[absconcl-deactivated20131004]

what the actual fuck is going on these days

[unicornkween]

Sharing because people want to forget that this sort of shit still happens in the 21st century. Will it does. And it’s FUCKED. UP.