Burdened with Glorious Kawaii

A semi-serious LOKI rp account. PRIVATE SELECTIVE LOW-ACTIVITY Amused by FENRIS

[loki-chan-blog1]

KAWAII ♥ Sorry for how slow I’ve been on here! the holidays really took it out of me and ate up my free time! I’ll be back again by the end of the week, and possibly a little sooner! Happy holidays everyone!

[amirdrassil]

[ponfairy-blog]

reasons i am angry:

           This wasn’t in the movie

[loki-chan-blog1]

dreicha replied to your post: KAWAII ♥ I’m going to be up literally all night...

Finger guns we can keep each other company

-finger pistols back- i’m dying but at least i’ll be on my cute blog when i do it

[loki-chan-blog1]

KAWAII ♥ I’m going to be up literally all night trying to get papers done for my college finals, but I’ll be here in the background chilling so I don’t get super overwhelmed. You can catch me in IM or in my askbox if you’d like to chat!

[wolves-with-dragons]

Thor Ragnarok Sentence Starters

[wrcngbitch]

wolves-with-dragons:

“ Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. “

“ We’re the same, you and I.  “

“ I have to get off this planet!  “

“ We’re gonna get outta here. “

“ As long as the foundations are still strong, we can rebuild this place. “

“ A creepy old man cut my hair off! “

“ So much has happened since I last saw you! “

“ Then I went on a journey of self-discovery. “

“ Then I met you. “

“ It all got too corporate “

“ I don’t hang with them anymore. “

“ How did you end up here? “

“ What are you up to these days? “

“I can’t believe you’re alive! I saw you die. I mourned you. I cried for you.“

“How was I supposed to know? I can’t the see the future. I’m not a witch.“

“ Right here on the sidewalk or right here where the building’s being demolished? “

“ I swear I left them right here. “

“ I choose to run towards my problems, and not away from them. “

“ Because’s that what heroes do. “

“ Well, I was thinking that you drink too much and it was probably gonna kill you. “

“ So, if I’m gonna die, well, it might as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag. “

“ Do you have a better plan? “

“ I still hate it. It’s humiliating. “

“ I don’t know your game, but you can not stop me! “

“ My destiny is to rule all others. “

“ So they’re dead. I’d have liked to have seen that. “

“ There’s nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. “

“ I think it’s great, an elite force of women warriors. “

“ For once in your life, don’t smash!

“  All his deeds of peace… none of what he did to get it! “

“  I think you can handle things from here. “

“ Now hold still. My hands aren’t as steady as they used to be! “

“ You think you’re some kind of sorcerer? Don’t think for one minute, you second-rate… “

“ I’m not as strong as you. “

“ I just want a chance to prove myself. “

“ I’m not a queen, or a monster… “

“ By the Eternal Flame, you are reborn! “

“ What were you the god of, again? “

“ The revolution has begun! “

“ Darling, you have no idea what’s possible. “

“ Kneel, before your queen. “

“ Do you think it’s right to go back to Earth? “

“A wise man never seeks out war. But he must always be ready for it"

“ Life is about growth and change. “

“ Where are the weapons? “

“ This team of yours, it got a name? “

“ So I’m putting together a team. “

“ Where have you been? Everybody thought you were dead! “

“ It sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with (item) and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one. “

“ Yeah… it’s probably for the best that we’ll never see each other again.

“ And you and I had a fight. “

[styro-sometimes]

Net Neutrality

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[vaememes]

KING  ARTHUR   /   LEGEND  OF  THE  SWORD  PROMPTS .

❝ Why have enemies when you can have friends? ❞

❝ I thought you’d be taller and would have a beard. ❞

❝ I see you’re trying to get me to do something razzle-dazzle with that sword. ❞

❝ There’s an army of you, there’s only one of me. ❞

❝ I’ve talked, I’m happy to talk, but there is no way… that I am fighting. ❞

❝ Hang that up, don’t want it getting creased. ❞

❝ It should be clear by now that whatever you and your friends think I am, I am not it. ❞

❝ It’s all yours, son. Though I warn you, it’s got quite a bite. ❞

❝ You wanted to know what gave me such drive? It was you. ❞

❝ I am here now because of you. You created me. And for that, I bless you. ❞

❝ You’re no longer dealing with the man you previously met. ❞

❝ You’re no longer a myth. You’re starting to mean something. ❞

❝ You are resisting the sword. The sword isn’t resisting you. ❞

❝ You want him to think big? Give him something big to think about. ❞

❝ They’re fighting in your name. ❞

❝ How do you get money from a Viking? ❞

❝ You have won, [ NAME ]. You have won. Now, play with me. ❞

❝ When people fear you, it is the most intoxicated position a man can possess. ❞

❝ You know what happens now. You’re quickly becoming a legend. ❞

❝ This lot’s been trying that for years. Good luck doing that for them. ❞

❝ And once you finish it, how are you supposed to get to the middle? ❞

❝ Let me show you what your uncle will do if you do not accept. ❞

❝ The sword is yours now, son. Take it. ❞

❝ Long live the King! Long live the King! ❞

❝ I’m a little old for finger-wagging and speeches. ❞

❝ Can you just get around to telling me exactly what it is you want? ❞

❝ It’s quite dangerous being one of you lot, isn’t it? ❞

❝ You’re good with animals, aren’t you? ❞

❝ Never met one of you in the flesh. I thought you’d be taller…  ❞

❝ You have to break his old self completely, wear him down. ❞

❝ You’re playing with fire, [ NAME ]. ❞

❝ I’m not killing the king before he’s even become one! ❞

❝ Pick it up. Pick it up with both hands. ❞

❝ If you want that sword so much, your lordship, you can keep it… ❞

❝ Now, that would have hurt a lot more if I’d left the ring on. ❞

❝ It was [ NAME ] who murdered your father ❞

❝ Did you see everything you needed to see? ❞

❝ I need you to do as I tell you. I need to get you and the boy away from here. ❞

❝ You sharpened the blade. You created me. ❞

❝ Why has the water dropped? Why does the sword reveal itself now? ❞

❝ As your power increases, so do to the forces that will oppose you. ❞

❝ The born king will come. It is inevitable. ❞

❝ You felt it, didn’t you, my power? ❞

❝ I’ve never had any power or any desire to achieve it. ❞

❝ Don’t worry. You will soon understand what all the fuss is about. ❞

❝ What you didn’t account for is what you can do with this sword. ❞

❝ You wanted the prophecy, this is your prophecy. ❞

❝ The man who pulled sword from stone, behold, your born king! ❞

❝ Because for the first time, there is something you don’t know. ❞

❝ What gave you such drive? you felt if, the power, didn’t you? ❞

❝ I’m not getting drawn into this mess! ❞

❝ There are rumors, the legend of the sword, of a king other than yourself. ❞

❝ Listen to me, I need you to do as I tell you. ❞

❝ If I go down, you follow him. If he goes down, you follow me. ❞

❝ Did you see everything you needed to see? ❞

❝ Are you scared? You should be. ❞

❝ You make sense of the devil. ❞

❝ You put me in that brothel. You cut me on the streets. ❞

❝ But doesn’t it make the palace burn well? ❞

❝ No, I mean I’m sorry. You’ve made a mistake. ❞

❝ I’ll step off this throne and you can deal with me as the man you previously met. ❞

❝ Well, now that’s out the way, let’s eat. ❞

❝ I understand there’s been a change in the leadership. ❞

❝ I am confident that you will still honor the agreement made. ❞

❝ I’m prepared to extend the deadline by a week. ❞

❝ We’ve been wondering what you were doing in here. ❞

❝ I like it. What is it? ❞

❝ I’m not getting drawn into this mess. There’s an army of you. ❞

[encvgh]

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[loki-chan-blog1]

SIGYN.

“Oh, it is! It is!” Sigyn bounces on her toes excitedly, finally revealing the crown with a flourish and placing it gently on Loki’s head. “,You look beautiful! Look, look! Do you like it?”

She’s filled with overwhelming delight at presenting them with a gift. Sigyn can sense their uncertainty, but she doesn’t entirely understand it. In all her innocence, all she comprehends is that getting a gift is wonderful and that everyone should be excited about it. 

But she is not a stranger to the knowledge that Loki has been hurt by people in the past. They wouldn’t think she would play some kind of cruel joke on them, would they? And if they do, can she blame them for it? 

No. Not at all. 

there is a slight weight to their head, and brows knit at the words that follow. beautiful? what has she done...?

they open their eyes and allow a hand to reach curiously up to inspect whatever has been placed upon them. fingers glance against soft petals and knotted stems ( a crown of flowers? ), and confusion mounts. this did not seem to be a trick; not like those so often played upon them, nor like those they practiced either. 

was it perhaps...a sincere gesture?

ears flush unwanted as the words are given more thought. beautiful? preposterous. and yet─

“ It is, ah─ very nice. did you make it yourself? " they are unsure what is appropriate to say at the moment, and strike out with simple banter. the flowers weighed heavy on their brow. what did one say in the face of such a small kindness?

[loki-chan-blog1]

loki vc: *talks to anyone and somehow convinces them to sign over their lands, money, first born, and soul* Loki vc: *internally screaming the entire time*

[loki-chan-blog1]

“ Your highness. It is...a pleasure. “ words are smooth, placid. nothing to betray the discomfort underneath calm exterior. honeyed platitudes and well-placed niceties are their forte, and while this made them an excellent courtier for foreign courts, it also meant they must speak to all manner of strange and unknown entities. a nightmare. anxiety is pushed aside, but the ill-ease of it sits. hands gently grip themselves as they await a response.

was it perhaps too late to leave and hide in the nearest library? @pureiimagination ( for Anna! )

[colinarthurgeoffrey]

give me a broken, self-loathing man who firmly believes no one could ever love him and a strong-willed woman who doesn’t take any of his shit and gradually becomes his light and hope and sun and stars and i assure you i will ship it til my dying breath

[littlelovelymemes]

 ✰   —  —  —  BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE STARTERS

‘  do you think we’re gonna die here tonight?  ’ ‘  it’s horrifying, chilling… just over all not good.  ’ ‘  should we just get this over with?  ’ ‘  he’s a fucking criminal.  ’ ‘  sharing is caring? meh, go fuck yourself.  ’ ‘  oh god, um… oh my god, i fucking hate this.  ’ ‘  stop banging on the door, you dick.  ’ ‘  what. the fuck. is wrong with you.  ’ ‘  i gotta be honest, this doesn’t really compel me very much.  ’ ‘  that was a joke that i made and then it formed your opinion on it.  ’ ‘  flip that switch. do you think that’s the murder switch?  ’ ‘  this is embarrassing. this is embarrassing for you, i think.  ’ ‘  no one’s ghost-proof.  ’ ‘  i’m ghost-proof.  ’ ‘  you’re not ghost-proof. you’re just an idiot who refuses to see proof.  ’ ‘  i’m ghost-proof, baby!  ’ ‘  that sounded like will smith!  ’ ‘  is will smith dead? has anyone checked the news?!  ’ ‘  the problem is if there’s something that attacks us down here, i’m going to hit my head on the ceiling and my skull will smash.  ’ ‘  alright, buddy. keep your wits about ya.  ’ ‘  let’s get the fuck out of here.  ’ ‘  i kind of just looked into places that would make me wanna die and i think this checks that box.  ’ ‘  did i just blind you? good, good, good. it’ll give you the vision.  ’ ‘  take a drink!  ’ ‘  i’m gonna get you all tanked.  ’ ‘  what do you expect? what insight are you trying to gather from here?  ’ ‘  maybe the noise is a little snake. can you imagine a little snake wrapped around a little pickaxe with a little hat on?  ’ ‘  i’m not trying to do that whole dismissive thing, but… i’m dismissing it.  ’ ‘  alright. alright, man. you just gotta chill.  ’ ‘  i thought ‘glory hole’ used to mean something very innocuous, though.  ’ ‘  it’s where the men fucked the earth hoping to impregnate it with gold.  ’ ‘  a bug flew up my nose.  ’ ‘  i think i’ve swallowed about six tablespoons of bugs at this point.  ’ ‘  it’s so silent aside from the bugs in my ears.  ’ ‘  a bat flew right behind you just now.  ’ ‘  that bat was straight-up going for your ass… it was an ass bat.  ’ ‘  dude, i’m so nervous.  ’ ‘  how can you be nervous with a beautiful sunset like that?  ’ ‘  there’s some pretty shitty things that have happened to people around here.  ’ ‘  can you even look at least a little bit worried?  ’ ‘  yeah, i’m fucking nervous, man. i feel like i’m gonna vomit.  ’ ‘  we’re all assholes here.  ’ ‘  i don’t know why i phrased it ‘lucky for us.’ i think i was feeling brave when i wrote this.  ’ ‘  yeah, this isn’t lucky for you at all.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna try and avoid saying ‘demon’ as much as i can.  ’ ‘  i’m not gonna let you goad me into this, i know what you’re trying to do.  ’ ‘  shut up. we’re moving on.  ’ ‘  you know what? i’m not trying to scare you, but… i got a bad feeling about this one.  ’ ‘  why are you unbuttoning your pants? we’re in public right now.  ’ ‘  oh… you’ve out-dumbed yourself.  ’ ‘  you know, i thought this was gonna be funny, but now i’m actually happy that i have it.  ’ ‘  i’m a whole other coin. just like a chill ass wheat-back penny.  ’ ‘  i’m doing it for the betterment of the science.  ’ ‘  any demons here? you got any demons out tonight? any horn-y boys or whatever they are.  ’ ‘  you may not like this… i’m gonna try to agitate it.  ’ ‘  you do what you gotta do and i’ll do what i gotta do.  ’ ‘  i’m just gonna be as crude as possible here.  ’ ‘  no, no, no. just right out of the gate. why build up?  ’ ‘  if you don’t believe then there’s nothing for you to be afraid of, right?  ’ ‘  you can be is big of a prick as you want, but i’m staying over here.  ’ ‘  if you want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to kill me.  ’ ‘  nope! don’t loop me into your shit!  ’ ‘  stop looping me. i hate when you do this to me in demon places.  ’ ‘  i’m not part of his little charade.  ’ ‘  children will come here and tell tales about me.  ’ ‘  shut the fuck up – i’m gonna murder you.  ’ ‘  oh what a load of horse shit.  ’ ‘  oh, skip the theatrics and just go into it.  ’ ‘  if you want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to throw me off.  ’ ‘  you gotta admit, that is an effective technique.  ’ ‘  no, it’s not an effective technique. it’s a way to get killed.  ’ ‘  that’s not how you get them, shut up.  ’ ‘  when’s the last time you ever walked into the dark woods?  ’ ‘  this is so much scarier than hunting fucking sasquatch.  ’ ‘  people usually feel overcome with emotion in here, like a violent emotion.  ’ ‘  give me a heads up if you start to feel murderous. i would appreciate that.  ’ ‘  by the way, these woods are also scary because of the people that might be in there.  ’ ‘  i mean, people are greater threats than demons or ghouls.  ’ ‘  i can’t fight, you can’t fight.  ’ ‘  you’re like one of those carwash floaty things that are out front just wiggling around.  ’ ‘  anyone doing up to no good out here?  ’ ‘  one of these times we’re gonna die.  ’ ‘  oh shit! there’s something over there. i don’t know what it is, but the bushes are moving.   ’ ‘  i just heard a scream.  ’ ‘  well, if we just make it seem like we’re in on it, like… we’re here for the cult stuff.  ’ ‘  we’re here for the cult stuff. we saw the ad on craigslist.  ’ ‘  it feels weird to even joke. i’m so fucking scared right now.  ’ ‘  oh sure they’d be hiding in the bushes. they’re cultists.  ’ ‘  i keep collecting spiderwebs on my face and now i’m just sort of immune to them. i’m just letting them accumulate.  ’ ‘  well, you are just a giant stick walking around.  ’ ‘  oh, this looks fun… an odd collection of branches. looks like a witch lair or something.  ’ ‘  hello? you can’t be doing occult stuff like this. it’s a weeknight.  ’ ‘  dude, wait. you’re fucking crazy.  ’ ‘  you need to chill. you need to chill out.  ’ ‘  hey man, it’s just a plant.  ’ ‘  we kicked goatman off the bridge, it’s ours now.  ’ ‘  goatman, are you out here in the woo– well, he’s out here in the woods ‘cause he’s not tending to his bridge.  ’ ‘  clearly. that’s why finders keepers and all that.  ’ ‘  hey, if there’s cultists out there… i gotta let you know, my pal has a water gun.  ’ ‘  i don’t like this, i don’t like this one bit.  ’ ‘  we are hearing noise from all sides at this point. it’s very blair witch.  ’ ‘  yeah, let’s leave.  ’ ‘  the name ‘steve’ doesn’t really strike fear into the heart.  ’ ‘  i’ll go along with this. fun gimmick.  ’ ‘  well demons, it’s been fun.  ’ ‘  as we snuff these candles so too do we snuff you from this mortal world, you fucking wimp.  ’ ‘  this bridge is officially mine. they’ll tell legends of me here.  ’ ‘  oh god, i feel like i’ve gone to the dark side.  ’ ‘  just gloat a little bit. this is a win for you.  ’

[loki-chan-blog1]

‘ you are joking, aren’t you?’

                                                    ♥ « MEME » ♥

“ Quite serious, actually. Why? Do people typically joke about such an invitation to you? “ that seemed a great pity to them. to have a being capable of such wonders - that possessed such knowledge - and to ply them with false niceties seemed a waste. true they were meant to be a ward of Asgard’s vaults ; to be locked away, but-

was it so foreign an idea to ask to go on a walk?

“ It would only be around the palace gardens of course; they wouldn’t permit me to take you much farther. But I had hoped to ask you some questions in the mean time. I’m sure one such as yourself has an appreciable vastness of knowledge. “ @cutiecxbe

[memesfromstuff]

gotham season 4 episode 5 sentence starters.

‘ that’s above my pay grade, pal.’

‘ i am stuck between a rock and a hard place.’

‘ what am i supposed to do?’

‘ i AM doing my job!’

‘ no sleep? again?’

‘ you are joking, aren’t you?’

‘ don’t say it’s not my fault.’

‘ and you blame me?’

‘ you’re still not ready.’

‘ how- i’m sorry… WHAT happened to you?!’

‘ okay, let me get this straight. you don’t remember WHO you are, or how you got here?’

‘ you don’t know who YOU are? well that makes two of us!’

‘ i’m sorry. i don’t know you. best of luck though.’

‘ i came to see if you had lunch plans tomorrow.’

‘ perhaps you overestimate the pleasure of your company.’

‘ just because you know you’re capable of doing something, doesn’t mean it has to happen again.’

‘ you may think you have everything, but there is one thing you don’t have.’

‘ then allow me to tell you what will happen if you DON’T kill me.’

‘ i will kill everyone you love.’

‘ i have NEVER had an issue with you.’

‘ wow, you don’t get much sun.’

‘ those guys that attacked us didn’t even have five bucks between ‘em.’

‘ you and i… we’re the very best of friends.’

‘ then something happened to you, and i just didn’t recognize you.’

‘ come on, you people have pills for everything!’

‘ i’m attempting to be civil, but i can’t help you.’

‘ i just can’t, alright?’

‘ i used to be smart… brilliant… and now that’s gone.’

‘ well, i am feeling a bit peckish.’

‘ i don’t want to get your hopes up, but there is something.’

‘ that’s perfect! where is this?’

‘ a fake gun? seriously?!’

‘ wait! wait, wait, wait… i just need to know. do these work?’

‘ no, dummy. and i’m calling the police.’

‘ this is just another manipulation.’

‘ i don’t know what i saw in there.’

‘ now you’re just rubbing it in.’

‘ so, why did you call me here?’

‘ every moment of my life is agony.’

‘ oh, not this again. come ON! god… i’ve told you; i’m better off on my own, and you are too. so let go! LET GO!’

‘ oh boy… i can’t breathe….’

‘ i assure you, we are not friends.’

‘ where am i?’

‘ let them go! they have nothing to do with this.’

‘ it means that you are the only one who can end my suffering.’

‘ you want me to kill you.’

‘ well, thanks for the snack. it’s been an emotional day.’

‘ what about everything you promised me?’

‘ do as i ask, and i’ll give you a gift beyond imagining.’

‘ i can assure you, i’m not here to poison you.’

‘ enough! do you think i would really believe this was all some coincidence?’

‘ you’re buttering me up. but for what?’

‘ this may be hard for you to understand.’

‘ only you can kill me.’

‘ is it so hard to believe that someone would want to do something nice for you?’

‘ oh, you want to help? try leaving.’

‘ it’s okay. i won’t judge.’

‘ easy. i ain’t gonna hurt you.’

‘ how long have you worked here?’

‘ deal with this, will you?’

‘ what are you talking about?’

‘ ugh, that dream was horrible.’

‘ you’re serious?’

‘ yes, i’m bloody serious!’

‘ that’s absolutely it. unless you wanna check my undercrackers.’

‘ rest in peace, whoever the hell you are.’

‘ taking a life, no matter how justified, will lead you down a darker path than you could ever possibly imagine.’

‘ i could take a pill, or a vitamin. i’ll even consider a natural remedy.’

‘ i will NOT be condescended to by an idiot in a lab-coat!’

‘ you’re not even a doctor!’

‘ i can’t even rob a pharmacy.’

‘ okay, relax, just… tell me your symptoms.’

‘ i just, uh, bust the bad guys.’

‘ so, who’s the vegetable?’

[loki-chan-blog1]

Starter Call ♥ I’ll get to these and do some more writing some time later today once my classes calm down!

[erucae-blog]

*//  DOES  ANYBODY  HAVE  ANY  TAPE  OUT  THERE  ?!