smut for old folks

Ondine | 17 | She/Her Lord of The Rings, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Marvel, Orphan Black, BBC Merlin, Welcome to Night Vale, Star Trek, Dashcon, Monty Python, X-MEN, Torchwood, Cabin Pressure, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the...

[paletadejamaica]

At least he still has Jackson.

[spiritestssss-deactivated201407]

it’s funny because that is a 30 year old man sitting on billy ray’s lap

[ponfairy-blog]

The 1st time and the 101st time you come out

1st time: I need to tell you something.. And no one else knows, like..it's really personal and private.. But I think I like girls.. You know..like girls usually like boys..

101st time: Hello, my name is gay.

[thebestoftumbling]

[a-dash-of-lash]

Matilda still dropping truth bombs to this day.

[ponfairy-blog]

Hamilton

Act One

Alex: wowee New York holy heck guys I'm gonna do cool stuff B)

Act Two

Alex: everything has gone to shit all of my friends are dead and it all started when jeffERSON GOT HERE COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT-

[inna-vjuzhanina]

Had to paint out the feels! Cersei, you go, girl!

GoT completely emotionally destroyed me with the last episode, had to paint it out before it tore me from inside. Many more powerful moments from the last episode, but had time to paint just one,

[dullboy04]

[micdotcom]

[mrajtheartist]

Originally posted by apotterthing

[justjavis]

I’ve never seen anyone reach as much as Hillary

[missboston1399]

👀<=== Rollin em

[blackkesha]

REACH

[tyrabankruptcy-deactivated20160]

Bitch said “raw peppers”. Is that what she really think black folk doing? Eating raw peppers?

[blackkesha]

lets call her Hillareach Clinton 

[thesoftghetto]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[runawaymarbles]

Um guys Hillary Clinton’s love of hot sauce is well documented and goes way back. Like from an article about what they ate in the white house in the 90s it says that she had 100 different kinds of hot sauce and she’s really big into chili peppers and eats raw jalapenos 

So it may or may not be what she thinks black people are doing but it’s definitely what she’s doing.

this is not a new thing

she is just really really into peppers

[runawaymarbles]

OK me pulling receipts for Hillary’s love of spicy food is like the least weird thing to happen in 2016, but I’ve found some more: but here’s her belief in eating raw peppers as of 2008 and here is her always bringing Tabasco sauce on official trips 

And here is a slate article pointing out that if she predicted this particular Beyonce song that far back and started carrying hot sauce so that she could try and seem cool twenty years later then she should be president based on her foresight alone. 

[jon-lox]

hillary hot sauce receipts

[girlbossjodiarias]

Mic continues to suck and people continue to not use Google.

[no-literally]

   I love that everyone assumed Hillary Clinton could quote Beyonce on the fly in an interview    this grandmother who says things like ‘i think hot sauce is good for you in moderation’   “hot sauce receipts”

[postshrub]

Help Soren commute to school

My name is Soren L. We found faults with my car that render it unsafe to drive. Repairs will cost $4207 and my family cannot afford it. I won't be able to drive until the car is fixed. My future depends on me being able to drive places. School starts this fall and I need to attend so I can...

hey guys i really need help

i found out my car has a bunch of stuff wrong with it and i need it to get to school as i have no other feasible means of transportation (public transit would take 2.5-3 hours each way)

my family cant afford to pay for it and i cant get a job at the moment due to the current state of my mental illnesses 

thank you 

[sadboyfactory]

Guys please help my friend! They’re just trying to finish high school and get good enough grades to go to a good college, they really need their car for this. Please help, even if it’s just a dollar! I’ve got 17,000 followers so I KNOW a dollar from only a few of you can REALLY make a difference!!!!!

[absnow]

2016 is really shaping up to be year 1 in all those dystopian novels.

[purelintrash]

IN ALL MEDIA NOW KNOWN OR HEREAFTER INVENTED THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE

[autopotion]

holy shit look at the people who wrote the spongebob musical songs

[honeyproducer-blog]

This is going to go so fucking hard

[ethersmoon]

[suqmydiqtbh]

kendall is honestly me giving relationship advice

[zackisontumblr]

i’m kylie

[grassfire]

jorts in the summertime, jants in winter, joots all year ‘round

[dykejedi-deactivated20170430]

don’t be ridiculous, you cant wear joots in the summertime, that’s when you gotta  break out your

jandals

[danbutt]

nah mate aussie summer’s too hot for jandals

you need some jongs

[beemojis]

In America we call those jlip-jlops

[yavinmoon]

we rise and we fall and we break

[mediamattersforamerica]

Where was the outrage then?

[astoldbynik]

why do ppl care whos funeral one attends?

[threepointonefourmakesxai]

They DON’T but because it’s President Obama they have to find a way to dig at him and “shame” him.

It’s the duty of a current First Lady to attend the funeral of a previous First Lady that has passed away.

If President Obama actually attended these people would flip a 180 and say he had no right to attend.

[christophernolans-deactivated20]

[faking-fairytales-deactivated20]

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

[mzhr-deactivated20191219]

Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg