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I complain about things | pan, they/them | Dating @okoye-suggestion | Header art by the mod (@lifemodeldecoy-tonystark) | nsfw is tagged | m!a: none

[thor-suggestion]

Is this Loki

[loki-complains]

Yes

[kidalexfierroblogs]

play with modeling clay!

[yourmomjake]

eat modeling clay

[loki-complains]

consume

[yourmomjake]

the entire world

[loki-complains]

V O R E

[kidalexfierroblogs]

play with modeling clay!

[yourmomjake]

eat modeling clay

[loki-complains]

consume

[bisexual-loki]

it’s loki all the way down baby!

[lokilesbian]

—loki falling off the bifrost

[thor-suggestion]

Is it too early to NSFW shitpost? Or should I schedule my disaster for 3am?

[loki-complains]

tiddy

[lokigodofmischief-suggestions]

Odin is like Santa, except instead of bringing you presents he brings you more siblings.

[thor-suggestion]

Can we re-gift Hela?

[lokigodofmischief-suggestions]

Yeah but to who?

[askbalderthings]

Anyone who will pay to take her

[loki-complains]

SHE'S THE WHITE ELEPHANT GIFT NOBODY WANTS

[teenlokisuggestion]

I’m a very pretty boy

[teenlokisuggestion]

Look at me. So pretty.

[teenlokisuggestion]

SOMEBODY ACKNOWLEDGE HOW PRETTY I AM

[loki-complains]

no

[teenlokisuggestion]

Rude

[loki-complains]

I know

[teenlokisuggestion]

I’m a very pretty boy

[teenlokisuggestion]

Look at me. So pretty.

[teenlokisuggestion]

SOMEBODY ACKNOWLEDGE HOW PRETTY I AM

[loki-complains]

no

[godofstoriessuggestion]

go to the kitchen to make dinner

…

…go to bed instead.

[loki-complains]

*poke*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*is poke*

[loki-complains]

*poke again* ▪.▪

[godofstoriessuggestion]

whaaAAAaaat? ._.

[loki-complains]

Why are you sleeping?

[godofstoriessuggestion]

do you not sleep?

[loki-complains]

Of course I do. You are dressed though. Are you okay?

[godofstoriessuggestion]

I’m fine, I…

who even are– well you’re a Loki, obviously, but. who even are you and why are you in my house?

[loki-complains]

*shrugs* I was hungry. And then you didn't make food.

[godofstoriessuggestion]

go to the kitchen to make dinner

…

…go to bed instead.

[loki-complains]

*poke*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*is poke*

[loki-complains]

*poke again* ▪.▪

[godofstoriessuggestion]

whaaAAAaaat? ._.

[loki-complains]

Why are you sleeping?

[godofstoriessuggestion]

do you not sleep?

[loki-complains]

Of course I do. You are dressed though. Are you okay?

[godofstoriessuggestion]

go to the kitchen to make dinner

…

…go to bed instead.

[loki-complains]

*poke*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*is poke*

[loki-complains]

*poke again* ▪.▪

[godofstoriessuggestion]

whaaAAAaaat? ._.

[loki-complains]

Why are you sleeping?

[godofstoriessuggestion]

go to the kitchen to make dinner

…

…go to bed instead.

[loki-complains]

*poke*

[godofstoriessuggestion]

*is poke*

[loki-complains]

*poke again* ▪.▪

[godofstoriessuggestion]

go to the kitchen to make dinner

…

…go to bed instead.

[loki-complains]

*poke*

[askbalderthings]

How drama works around here

//A recipe

@thor-suggestion starts by building a small pile of flammable material that could be a shit post. Usually good intentions

Me: *see’s this and decides it would be fun to toss a match on over there*

@bestlokisuggestion *runs by and dumps a gallon of gasoline everywhere*

[badlokisuggestion]

Should I go get my flamethrower?

[askbalderthings]

NO

[badlokisuggestion]

:)

[loki-complains]

DO IT

[badlokisuggestion]

*grabs flamethrower* light it up up up light it up up up light it up up up on FIIIIRRRE

[loki-complains]

*DJs some sick beats* YAS

[askbalderthings]

I SAID NO

[loki-complains]

*DJs Louder*

[askbalderthings]

How drama works around here

//A recipe

@thor-suggestion starts by building a small pile of flammable material that could be a shit post. Usually good intentions

Me: *see’s this and decides it would be fun to toss a match on over there*

@bestlokisuggestion *runs by and dumps a gallon of gasoline everywhere*

[badlokisuggestion]

Should I go get my flamethrower?

[askbalderthings]

NO

[badlokisuggestion]

:)

[loki-complains]

DO IT

[badlokisuggestion]

*grabs flamethrower* light it up up up light it up up up light it up up up on FIIIIRRRE

[loki-complains]

*DJs some sick beats* YAS

[askbalderthings]

How drama works around here

//A recipe

@thor-suggestion starts by building a small pile of flammable material that could be a shit post. Usually good intentions

Me: *see’s this and decides it would be fun to toss a match on over there*

@bestlokisuggestion *runs by and dumps a gallon of gasoline everywhere*

[badlokisuggestion]

Should I go get my flamethrower?

[askbalderthings]

NO

[badlokisuggestion]

:)

[loki-complains]

DO IT

[thorgodofthundersuggestions]

Loki can’t say anything bad about me ever again because they are such a fashion disaster and really thought this outfit was a good idea

[godofstoriessuggestion]

look, we have discussed the Corn Cob Kermit costume at length already

[loki-complains]

It was a LOOK™ at the Time