mthc btch.

•im your mother now•

[fuck-yeah-mythology]

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we survived. wow.

[fuck-yeah-mythology]

it’s 2021 now and we also survived wowieeee

[fuck-yeah-mythology]

it’s 2024…

[yourmomjake]

oh my gods guys it's 2025

[yourmomjake]

if any of my old mutuals are still alive here pls interact w post i miss u all

[justnoodlefishthings]

hate capitalism and its perpetual use of buzzwords just saw an ad for lemonade with "plant-based caffeine" like where the fuck else would you get caffeine if not from a plant

[sohorny-weaver]

Like seeing “non-GMO” salt…

…salt is not an O…it’s has no Gs to M…

[leprachaunsean]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[creacher-feature]

[vinitile-deactivated20210311]

Hi!! Reblogging this a second time to inform everyone theyre nonbinary!! They use they/them pronouns!! (also check them out on tiktok their videos are wonderful)

[thezegendofzelda]

i swear it's the last line that gets me every time

[wearewarpriest]

You know those fantasy worlds in like, I think I see them most often in webcomics, where it's "medieval fantasy" but they have electricity and cars and computers but with a Tolkien filter over everything, like the Flintstones but for Fantasy RPGs.

This is that world's Mr. Rogers or Steve Bluesclues.

[cavriuola]

mutuals if we were alive 15,000 years ago and you broke your leg and couldn’t run from danger or hunt for food i would carry you to safety and bring you only the best nuts and berries until you were better again

[wadewilson-parker]

Heroes at Home

[rongzhi]

A woman demonstrating use of a guandao, also formally known as a yanyuedao (偃月刀; reclining moon blade).

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

G A S P

[yourmomjake]

i think im in love

[bramst]

johnny depp winning his case would actually be a win for feminism, some of you are just too delusional to accept that.

[s-aint-elmo]

chief requirement to become a madrigal husband: chug a gallon of LOVE MY WIFE juice with every square meal

[ID: a series of drawings of various characters from encanto recreating the meme of will smith presenting his wife. each one is done in vibrant colours against a rectangular backdrop of solid colour, white hearts swarming enthusiastically over the characters’ heads. one: agustin, smiling widely, presents julieta, who swats at him as she leans away, one hand cupping her cheek and the edge of a bashful grin. the background is warm, bright yellow. two: felix, grinning, presents pepa, who throws her head back in laughter, one hand on her hip and the other over her heart, a rainbow arcing behind her. the background is vivid red. three: mariano, sappily smiling, presents dolores, who returns his adoring gaze, leaning closer to him with both hands clasped to her chest. the background is an intense blue. end ID.]

bonus: chief requirement to be a madrigal grandkid: want to be included in everything

[ID: grayscale drawings of the remaining madrigal grandchildren and an additional bruno recreating the meme themselves. one: isabela and mirabel enthusiastically present a flustered but appreciative luisa, who reaches up to touch the flower crown isabela has grown on her head. two: camilo (in the form of nightmare bruno) and antonio present a bewildered and alarmed bruno, who glances between the two of them, hands raised in surrender. antonio actually holds up a rat who strikes the will smith pose for him. three: camilo stands before the portrait of abuelo pedro, pointing at it with his thumb and saying: “do you think i should—” only to be cut off by another speech bubble which says, in all caps: “no, camilo.” end ID.]

[doctor-disc0]

If I don't get actual, legit genderfluid mcu Loki soon, I will riot

[yourmomjake]

if i don't get genderfluid teenage loki in mcu interacting with america chavez and kate bishop, i will join riot

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

i hate the normalization of boys being predatory in their youth, especially in media. i can’t count how many times i watched a movie or show and there was like a 12 year old boy who was staring through womens windows while they were getting dressed or groped a female classmate and the adults were just like “oh boys will be boys!” and the fathers would be like “well he’s just at that stage” and if he did it to a grown woman then she’d be like (scripted of course) “you’re at that age huh” like it’s so gross but it’s also incredibly dangerous. it creates a cultural mindset that that shit isn’t very predatory and rapey and that men can get away with doing anything to women because “well they’re just boys, you know how guys are, men have needs” etc. end that shit while they’re young. don’t let it go unchecked and allow another man to become a rapist because he thinks it’s fine and acceptable behavior.

[loudlyunladylike]

“tiktok is a creating a generation of young people with short attention spans who can’t focus on anything for more than 15 seconds” well me and my friends over on tumblr.com have been talking about horse plinko for many a century now so

[omegaverse]

bro it’s so fucked up that some people think tumblr is full of harry styles fans who post sunset beach photography and girls with green hair and guages who post stoner gif selfies. if i saw anything like that on my dash at this point i’d know it was ironic immediately

[goobra]

my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.

[fairypage01-deactivated20221018]

Girl……

[byjoveimbeinghumble]

This is it! This is what social media/smart tech have done! They’ve rotted away any distinction between private and public.

Yes, we do have the right to make demands on public behavior. Of course we do. Have you never heard of laws and etiquette? I’m not allowed to grocery shop naked. You can’t rummage through my purse. I can’t have a work meeting in the middle of a movie theatre.

I remember when it was taboo simply to answer your cell phone in public. The person answering would apologize and try to go to a more private area. Then public calls were normalized. Then putting people on speaker. Then listening to music without headphones. Do you know how many times I have hiked up a mountain or driven to the beach, only to be met with someone blaring shitty top 40 music from their portable speaker, because Heaven forbid you go one hour without noise?

Old woman yells at cloud and all that, but I can’t believe someone is not only admitting this behavior, but saying it’s a good thing! No one likes you! You’re a menace!

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

Look at this family, a glowing constellation So full of stars and everybody wants to shine But the stars don’t shine, they burn And the constellations shift

ENCANTO (2021)

[egopathic]

happy new year to antisocials, narcissists, twisted cyclepaths, haters and women of tumblr ONLY.

the rest of you...work on yourselves.

[mirabelmadrigirl]