Here’s Waldo

I’m continuing my TikTok shenanigans here.

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Art by @retrogayde

Character by @lokicantlift

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Art by @retrogayde

Character by @lokicantlift

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Art by @retrogayde

Character by @lokicantlift

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The Headmaster is the closest thing the Evantide universe has to the Christian God. He is the ruler of the multiverse where Evantide Academy takes place. He split himself into an infinite number of fragments, with one watching over each universe.

Art by @retrogayde

Character and blurb by @lokicantlift

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Gideon Watt is a fourth year student at Evantide Academy. He has the power to generate his own electricity and manipulate it to his will. He’s a member of Group Thirteen, a student club consisting of the thirteen most powerful students in school. He was always a bit hot-headed, but after his sister, Megan, was hurt severely during her first year, he became much more aggressive. He unanimously decided to take responsibility for the more troublesome students at Evantide, much to the dismay of the Student Council and other Group Thirteen members, who see his methods as unnecessarily extreme. He is the main character’s high school rival, and he attempts to get her to leave Evantide Academy in a variety of ways, fearing that she’ll cause harm to Megan.

Art by @retrogayde

Character and blurb by @lokicantlift

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Christina Platinum aka Cobalt Smith was born in the midst of the Power Boom. She went to Evantide Academy from the ages of 14 to 20, then started her life of crime immediately after graduating. Cobalt Smith works as a jeweler in the daytime, and at night, Christina comes out to play. When she’s not committing fraud by manufacturing fake coins and putting them in circulation, she’s searching for pretty jewels to steal. She’s extremely skilled at pulling off heists, and once she sees something she wants, she’ll take it without a second thought. She steals jewelry from high-profile museums and leaves behind perfect replicas that were crafted using her Gift. Once she’s grown tired of her stolen jewels, she returns them to their country of origin, because her mama always taught her to put things back where they belong.

Art by @retrogayde

Character and blurb by @lokicantlift

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Atlas’ birth resulted in a minor cosmic event. This event caused his parents and doctors to die a painful death, and placed a black hole squarely in the center of his right eye. Before any more of the universe could be destroyed by his Gift, he was discovered by The Defender, who crafted him an eyepatch and dropped him off at Evantide Academy. He is well aware of the destruction that Gifts can cause, and he knows that each generation is only growing stronger. With his own Gift so powerful it could very well cause the end of the universe itself, he believes that it is only a matter of time before humanity becomes so powerful they can no longer control or contain it. His goal is to eliminate Gifts entirely and bring humanity back to its original, powerless state.

Art by @retrogayde

Blurb and character by @lokicantlift

[zhewhoisfate]

One day all my bones are going to shoot out my body like a pez dispenser and then you'll all be sorry

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Tree likes to rave

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Memes I made while on the devil’s lettuce. More to be added if more happen to be made.

[wearewatcher]

We’re Leaving YouTube

[sararubin]

check out http://watchertv.com !

i get people don’t like to pay for things that were once free. but paying people fairly and making a survivable living while making cool things is HARD. even with ads. i think what the fellows are cooking up will be well worth it tbh!!!

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Look. I’m not a Watcher fan. I have no horse in this race.

But saying things like “people don’t want to pay for things that were once free” is really fucking tone deaf. The Watcher fans WANT to see their content. They cannot AFFORD to pay for another streaming service.

Y’all on the Watcher team need to sit down and humble yourselves. If I have to choose between 8 ghost hunting/mystery/whatever videos a month and food, I’m choosing food. Especially when free horror and true crime channels are a dime a dozen. I’m sure most of the Watcher fan base feels the same.

If Watcher is going to own this decision, they need to own the fact that they have purposely alienated a large majority of their fan base. They can’t just pretend that people are choosing to stop watching because they’re too lazy or too entitled to pay.

Groceries are expensive. Rent is going up. Baby formula costs 50 fucking dollars.

Nobody thinks Watcher has Mr. Beast money. Nobody is asking Watcher to raise production costs either, from what I’ve seen at least. In fact, most Watcher fans I’ve seen talking about this said they’d be perfectly fine with lower quality videos if they don’t have to pay for a streaming service.

From an outside perspective, this entire situation has been incredibly tone deaf on the side of the Watcher team. I can only hope they reevaluate and realize what a horrible decision this is before it’s too late.

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Am I allowed to say that the line “with the punch of a pentagram, wap bam boom alakazam” is a dumb line yet?

Because it is.

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Things I’m Learning About the Sharkboy and Lavagirl Sequel We Are Heroes as I’m Watching It:

1. Pedro Pascal is in this movie

2. Nobody in this movie speaks like an actual person

3. This movie isn’t even about Sharkboy and Lavagirl or their child, it’s about Pedro Pascal’s daughter

4. PEDRO PASCAL IS IN THIS MOVIE?!?!?!?

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5. Not a single child in this movie should be on screen as long as they are

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6. The cgi in this movie is miles better than the original movie’s CGI. So basically, it’s just regular old really bad instead of super terrible.

7. PEDRO PASCAL JUMPING INTO BATTLE AND THEN BEEING SCHWOOMPED UP BY THE ALIEN THING WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

8. Pedro Pascal’s powers seem to be A) Katana B) Summon Katana so idk why everyone was surprised that his kid doesn’t have powers?? Seems like he has a magical weapon if anything??

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9. So the CGI budget was apparently very low because they only allow the Face Maker (who’s entire power is making impossible faces) to actually “make faces” like once? The rest of the time he just makes weird faces with his regular face.

10. “Oh no. She’s got SHARK STRENGTH!!”

11. The Face Maker has now made 2 faces with CGI. I’m going to count these now.

12. So Pedro Pascal’s mom’s power is “Training”, Pedro Pascal’s power is “Katana”, my bets are that Pedro Pascal’s daughter’s power is going to be “Leadership” and/or “Friendship”

13. 3 CGI Face Maker faces. Maybe they shouldn’t have wasted their entire budget on Wish.com Luffy.

14. Okay the Heroics finding the kids by picking up on the training montage music is the funniest shit.

15. Why couldn’t they have given Guppy teeth during her shark frenzy? Like, even if the CGI budget was too low, you can find plastic vampire fangs at Dollar Tree. As it stands, she just kind of awkwardly opens her mouth while stock monster sound effects are played over her.

16. Miracle Guy is the best and most relatable character in this movie.

17. THE PRESIDENT’S NAME IS “I’m an alien” BACKWARDS AND WE’RE JUST FIGURING THIS OUT NOW?!

18. 4 CGI Face Maker faces. This poor kid only gets to actually use his power 4ish times.

19. Nobody knows how to make a proper facial expression in this movie.

20. Why is this childminder person having way too much fun with her role? She’s really getting into it, to an almost uncomfortable extent.

21. This movie has more twists than a Shyamalan film.

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22. So everyone is figuring out how to use their power and at the same time the movie is completely forgetting what their powers are.

23. I was right, her power was Leadership

24. This movie is dumb and I love it so much

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Things I’m Learning About the Sharkboy and Lavagirl Sequel We Are Heroes as I’m Watching It:

1. Pedro Pascal is in this movie

2. Nobody in this movie speaks like an actual person

3. This movie isn’t even about Sharkboy and Lavagirl or their child, it’s about Pedro Pascal’s daughter

4. PEDRO PASCAL IS IN THIS MOVIE?!?!?!?

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5. Not a single child in this movie should be on screen as long as they are

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6. The cgi in this movie is miles better than the original movie’s CGI. So basically, it’s just regular old really bad instead of super terrible.

7. PEDRO PASCAL JUMPING INTO BATTLE AND THEN BEEING SCHWOOMPED UP BY THE ALIEN THING WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

8. Pedro Pascal’s powers seem to be A) Katana B) Summon Katana so idk why everyone was surprised that his kid doesn’t have powers?? Seems like he has a magical weapon if anything??

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9. So the CGI budget was apparently very low because they only allow the Face Maker (who’s entire power is making impossible faces) to actually “make faces” like once? The rest of the time he just makes weird faces with his regular face.

10. “Oh no. She’s got SHARK STRENGTH!!”

11. The Face Maker has now made 2 faces with CGI. I’m going to count these now.

12. So Pedro Pascal’s mom’s power is “Training”, Pedro Pascal’s power is “Katana”, my bets are that Pedro Pascal’s daughter’s power is going to be “Leadership” and/or “Friendship”

13. 3 CGI Face Maker faces. Maybe they shouldn’t have wasted their entire budget on Wish.com Luffy.

14. Okay the Heroics finding the kids by picking up on the training montage music is the funniest shit.

15. Why couldn’t they have given Guppy teeth during her shark frenzy? Like, even if the CGI budget was too low, you can find plastic vampire fangs at Dollar Tree. As it stands, she just kind of awkwardly opens her mouth while stock monster sound effects are played over her.

16. Miracle Guy is the best and most relatable character in this movie.

17. THE PRESIDENT’S NAME IS “I’m an alien” BACKWARDS AND WE’RE JUST FIGURING THIS OUT NOW?!

18. 4 CGI Face Maker faces. This poor kid only gets to actually use his power 4ish times.

19. Nobody knows how to make a proper facial expression in this movie.

20. Why is this childminder person having way too much fun with her role? She’s really getting into it, to an almost uncomfortable extent.

21. This movie has more twists than a Shyamalan film.

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Things I’m Learning About the Sharkboy and Lavagirl Sequel We Are Heroes as I’m Watching It:

1. Pedro Pascal is in this movie

2. Nobody in this movie speaks like an actual person

3. This movie isn’t even about Sharkboy and Lavagirl or their child, it’s about Pedro Pascal’s daughter

4. PEDRO PASCAL IS IN THIS MOVIE?!?!?!?

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5. Not a single child in this movie should be on screen as long as they are

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6. The cgi in this movie is miles better than the original movie’s CGI. So basically, it’s just regular old really bad instead of super terrible.

7. PEDRO PASCAL JUMPING INTO BATTLE AND THEN BEEING SCHWOOMPED UP BY THE ALIEN THING WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

8. Pedro Pascal’s powers seem to be A) Katana B) Summon Katana so idk why everyone was surprised that his kid doesn’t have powers?? Seems like he has a magical weapon if anything??

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Things I’m Learning About the Sharkboy and Lavagirl Sequel We Are Heroes as I’m Watching It:

1. Pedro Pascal is in this movie

2. Nobody in this movie speaks like an actual person

3. This movie isn’t even about Sharkboy and Lavagirl or their child, it’s about Pedro Pascal’s daughter

4. PEDRO PASCAL IS IN THIS MOVIE?!?!?!?

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5. Not a single child in this movie should be on screen as long as they are