♛ My King ♛

ᴍᴀɪɴ ʙʟᴏɢ ɪs @ᴋᴇɴᴛᴜᴄᴋʏ-ғʀɪᴇᴅ-ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴍʏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ-ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴋɪɴɢs ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ʙʟᴏɢ

[waller-bridge]

when i say “my last two brain cells”; this is Exactly how i picture them

[nerdeeart]

Post BotFA sickbed for @emsiecat.  I know you asked for smooches or hair braiding but this soft moment just kind of happened.  I’ve never drawn post BotFA Bagginshield before and I definitely wanna draw some more ^_^

[antaarf]

I guess we all just need more Loki fanarts My gallery https://www.instagram.com/anta_rf

[innocence777]

[kentucky-fried-human-blog]

stanning the fave rn

[debbie-sketch]

The Met Gala was dreamy so here are my faves:･ﾟ✧

[ifuckinghatetomhiddleston]

[les-etoilles]

REAL LIFE DISNEY PRINCE TOM HIDDLESTON EXHIBIT

Always reblog the Real Life Disney Prince. Pay attention boys, this is how it’s done.

I’ve always liked Tom Hiddleston but this just made me fall in love with him

[denilmo]

@bouncyirwin

Right? Right? Right 💕

[bouncyirwin]

I love my boy 😌💖

[zuzusexytiems]

he also graduated the honors class in Cambridge with a degree in classical literature

[winter-seance]

Sebastian Stan on “The Talk”

[moma-bee]

Making some Thor postcard, have so much fun drawing them:))) Will print them out and giveaway~(*´∀`)~♥

[itsallavengers]

Most relatable moment in Infinity War: Tony Stark staring blankly into the void and deeply questioning every life choice he made since that point for a full minute after having one (1) conversation with the Guardians.

[avengers-posts]

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine being married to Thorin for six months and any time you try to consummate the marriage you get interrupted

You and Thorin: *in the middle of some hot nasty sex*

Ori: *pounds on the door* my king, Thranduil has arrived and he is not happy! Your presence is required!

Thorin: *puts on a bathrobe and answers the door* what’s up his ass this time?

Ori: he is insisting on talking with you about protecting the southern border

Thorin: *groans in frustration*

You: go we can always do this later

*after the hundredth attempt*

Someone: *knocks on the door*

Thorin: *answers the door buck ass naked* What! For the love of Mahal WHAT!

You: *shrieks in horror* Thorin!! *throws on a robe and attempts to cover Thorin’s junk with a throw pillow*

Thorin: *grabs the throw pillow and throws it behind him* no, they interrupted us having sex they get to look at my cock when it is fully erect.

*at the six month mark before going to his room*

Thorin: *to the council* alright I’m going home to have sex with my spouse. I do not want to be interrupted unless Erebor is under attack, or the people of Erebor are dying. Anything that don’t fit those to categories go to Fili and Balin. Interrupt me and my one from consummating our marriage again and I’ll have you thrown out the mountain, head first. Okay? Good night.

*the next morning post-coitus*

Dwalin: feeling better

Thorin: infinitely.

Dwalin: and our beloved new monarch?

Thorin: (y/n) is sleeping it off in our bed, they could not walk properly this morning.

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine wearing very form fitting yoga pants in front of the company for the first time

You: *wearing yoga pants on one of the days down that the company takes*

Thorin: *feels the pants leave little to the imagination* hey (y/n) do you have to wear that?

You: *because of the context and where he’s looking you think he’s talking about your shirt* no I don’t have to do you want me to take it off *grabs the hem of your shirt and begins to lift up*

Thorin: *shields his eyes* no, I mean the pants!

You: I usually expect someone to buy me dinner and a little romance before asking me to take off my pants, but for you I guess I’ll make an exception. *hooks your thumbs in the waist band of your pants and begins to slide them down your hips*

Thorin: *grabs your hands and stammers* I mean do you not have anything more modest to wear? I mean as lovely as your hip bones are, I just wanted to know if you have absolutely anything else to wear?

You: oh, um no I’m afraid not, my normal pairs of pants are dirty and I’m washing them.

Thorin: I see *goes back and sits by Dwalin *

Dwalin: *pats him on the back* look of the bright side you get to stare at her ass until her pants dry, and you learned you can get her out of her clothes without jumping through hoops.

Thorin: I guess that’s good. Also those pants make her thighs look nice and firm don’t they?

Dwalin: oh ya, it makes me want to sink my teeth into them

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine Thorin finding it pleasing how large the Key to Erebor looks in you hand

Thorin: *key falls out of his pocket and doesn’t do notice*

You: *picks it up and taps him on the shoulder* Thorin, you dropped this.

Thorin: oh wow thank you, it would be bad if I lost that. *notices the handle of the key takes up three fourths of you palm and it dawns on him how easily he could break you if he isn’t careful*

You: oh I have some cord in my pack, why don’t we put the key on it so that way it isn’t likely to fall of again.

Thorin: that would be smart.

*a few days later when the company is going to all bathe together*

Thorin: *before the bath* here while we are bathing, will you wear this? *hands you the key* Fili and Kili will probably forget I have it, try to wrestle with me, and I get stabbed. Plus it’s safer with you in this situation. *accidentally mentally pictures the key dangling around your neck and your naked torso*

You: uh sure *puts the key around your neck*

Thorin: *gulps* thanks..

[xxchumanixx]

Hilarious🥀👐

[lokiwholockfactory]

This is so my favorite Thor movie

[blanska]

that “oh shit” line is my absolute favorite moment in the history of Thor movies

[supacutiepie]

Why does this fucking movie read like a god damn crack video but ITS ALL CANON AND REAL WTF MR WAITITI

[winteredfall]

Infinity War is wild because people from all corners of the MCU fandom are just concerned about the different characters/relationships they care about, and no one cares about Thanos or the war

[theforce]

steve rogers is about to DIE and you want me to care about grape flavored joss whedon on steroids and his ugly bracelet? no ! 

[akililerm]