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daeneryskairipa

memory-spell

alec + finally snapping and making out with magnus in the institute

evanzbuck

“We’re supposed to be working.”

illufinch

Them

orangejuicemalec

*heart eyes*

bfkissesmoved

*hops around my room on one foot trying to pull my pants up like a teen boy who’s about to miss his bus in an 80’s movie*

mysieee

I still don’t do drugs.

sotc

us: *reverts blue background changes by external means bc our eyes hurt from the severe contrast of color*

tumblr: sorry we didn’t make it clear that this was not an option you can avoid :) *breaks everything on purpose*

spider-man-sass

wylikit

cezarywho

Earth

sapphikatara-deactivated2022091

hera: zeus cheated on me again!

persephone while sipping a frappuccino and texting hades: sucks for you

sapphikatara-deactivated2022091

poseidon: idk if i’ll ever find love :((

hades, while picking flowers for persephone: that’s so sad, alexa play despacito.

sweetsigyn

I desperately want to see a scene with Thor and Loki where they have to remove all of their weapons. Thor puts down Mjolnir while we spend the next 5 minutes watching Loki remove most of his knives.

nondescriptarchives

AND WE HAVE THAT TROPE where knives are definitely where they SHOULDNT be or IS LITERALLY PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BE. And with each passing blade the intimidating edges and intricate designs get scarier and scarier. And somehow THE KNIVES KEEP COMING????????? How??????

The how is that half of those knives aren’t real, just illusions that Loki cast cos the shit wanted to see the guard’s face when he pulled out a ridiculous number of weapons (he kept his real daggers, yes the smol ones, hidden on himself still.)

When he pulls out a knife during the meeting, the guard just gawks while everyone panics, “HOW THE HELL DO YOU STILL HAVE KNIVES WHAT THE FUCK??”

darklingdawns

Bonus points for Thor spending the entire time Loki’s pulling knives out of everywhere and nowhere studying his nails and being very obviously Done With It All. See, he knows his brother - his brother’s ALWAYS got knives, he keeps them in his little pockets of magical space, but they’ll humor the people they’re having the meeting with, so Thor waits. Then when Loki pulls out the knife in the meeting and everyone’s all about the panicking, there’s a loud sigh from Thor and an exasperated, “Lokiiii…” and that’s when Loki goes “Oh, all right,” (as only Hiddles can) and makes the knife disappear. But for the rest of the meeting, everyone knows Loki can access a knife anytime he wants to, so they’re all on edge and they basically agree to whatever the hell Thor and Loki ask for, if only so they can get these fuckers out of here.

And then in the elevator, on the way back down, Loki turns to Thor and says brightly, “Much better than Get Help!”

meangirlnurse

i love cats. like we as a species just really go out of our way to obtain fat little house goblins in the hopes that they will occasionally acknowledge us