lola cola

 ✨ raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens  ✨ Jezebel 🎀 Pisces 🎀 Senior

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the wifi in my house went out but I am back and alive and ready to finish this power point project

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scream queen ready 😌

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Happy Halloween, everyone!! 🎃🍭🍬👻🍭🍬🎃🍭🍬👻🎃🍭🍬👻🎃🍭🍬👻🎃🍭🍬👻🎃🍭🍬👻

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💀 FRIDAY THE 13TH; STARTER SENTENCES. 💀

❛ You’re doomed! You’re all doomed! ❜

❛ Come on. I love you. ❜

❛ If this is a joke, I’m gonna brain ‘em! ❜

❛ Oh, shit. ❜

❛ Come on, there’s something you’re not telling me. ❜

❛ She can’t hide; no place to hide. ❜

❛ Wanna see my trick shot? It’s even better. ❜

❛ You know, you’re beautiful when you’re angry, sweetheart. ❜

❛ That’s a terrible way to talk about my feet. ❜

❛ All the girls up there gonna look as good as you? ❜

❛ Come on, a man’s not made out of stone. ❜

❛ More beer? More beer. ❜

❛ I’m a messenger of God. You’re doomed if you stay here! ❜

❛ If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would it be? ❜

❛ What hath God wrought? ❜

❛ Well, hi. What are you doing out in this mess? ❜

❛ I can’t sleep if there’s a snake in here! ❜

❛ Is it dead? ❜

❛ Guess I always wanted to work with children. ❜

❛ Don’t smoke; causes cancer. ❜

❛ Oh, good Lord! So young. So pretty. Oh, what monster could have done this? ❜

❛ It’s not bad enough to have Friday the 13th, we’ve gotta have a full moon too. ❜

❛ It’s gonna storm! It’s gonna tear down that valley like a son of gun! ❜

❛ You’re making a science out of coincidence. ❜

❛ I’ve been afraid of storms ever since I was a little kid. ❜

❛ It was just a dream! ❜

❛ Does _____ kiss as good as I do? ❜

❛ I guess it’s just my imagination… ❜

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@dahveedrodreed

[SMS to Papi 💎] holy shoot you okay???

[dahveedrodreed]

[SMS to Mi Princesa 👑] I’m always okay when there’s tequila 👌🏻

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[SMS to Papi 💎] yeah but alcohol poisoning is not okay 😢

[SMS to Papi 💎] Papi

[SMS to Papi 💎] We’ve bathed together, you’ve fixed my bike. I think we’re close enough you can tell me what’s going on in that beautiful head of yours.

[dahveedrodreed]

[SMS to Mi Princesa 👑] no, you bathed, I made a mess with your bubble bath

[SMS to Mi Princesa 👑] and nothing wrong all, bello, don’t worry about little old me!

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[SMS to Papi 💎] same difference mi corazon,

[SMS to Papi 💎] that only makes me worry more.

[natureandbeauty]

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@dahveedrodreed

[SMS to Papi 💎] holy shoot you okay???

[dahveedrodreed]

[SMS to Mi Princesa 👑] I’m always okay when there’s tequila 👌🏻

[lolaccla-blog]

[SMS to Papi 💎] yeah but alcohol poisoning is not okay 😢

[SMS to Papi 💎] Papi

[SMS to Papi 💎] We've bathed together, you've fixed my bike. I think we're close enough you can tell me what's going on in that beautiful head of yours.

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@dahveedrodreed

[SMS to Papi 💎] holy shoot you okay???

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I can’t believe I watched David soberly kiss Bradley before grabbing his butt.

[yestherdaynight]

WHATWHATAWHAT.. whAT. WHAT

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Kissing booth was wild, girl.

[yestherdaynight]

😲

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😭😭

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I can’t believe I watched David soberly kiss Bradley before grabbing his butt.

[yestherdaynight]

WHATWHATAWHAT.. whAT. WHAT

[lolaccla-blog]

Kissing booth was wild, girl.

[yestherdaynight]

Also white people can’t dance

[thekyleyb-deactivated20181216]

Listen

I am a suburban mom at a soccer game. There’s wine in my thermos. I’m going to fight Helen at the bake sale. I cry into Little Debbie’s that I’m just doing my best. I want to speak to your manager Esther.

[yestherdaynight]

I think your white 12 year old son just got kicked into the nuts by my three year old daughter the only person you need to speak to is the first aid people

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I can half dance.

[mcavoy]

#liketakingcandyfromababy

[twoflower888]

[lolaccla-blog]

I can't believe I watched David soberly kiss Bradley before grabbing his butt.

[lipglosse]

If someone like.. gave me flowers.. I’d cry

[pr-incessdiana-deactivated20190]

ok but who’s the real model because clearly it’s not me

[huglusted]

[beeandpupcat]

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

[goat-yells-at-everything]

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[allieinarden]

[katielynn526]

[hayamika-deactivated20240815]

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

[alexandr1te]

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?