LOL Kits!

In the end, it's just another clownsuit. *RIP WTFKits, you were an inspiration. Follow us on Twitter: @lolkits

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How Ironic?

Some may notice the skinsuit. Real people notice the quick-release skewer placement.

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Metal.

Sure.

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Team seXXi

This one needs a collage:

Reptilian. So hot right now.

Team leXXi.

h/t tati cycles

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Belly Shirts Rule.

This is what is right with the world.

h/t @epicstubbs

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Sizzle Pie.

Lets just go ahead and assume that Sizzle Pie is like Voodoo Donuts, but for pie.

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Nothing Clever.

We got nothing clever about this one.

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Mustache + Aftermath of a clown suicide = Cat5 Superstar.

You know it, too.

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It is like a radioactive watermelon.

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Yes, this kit is designed around a beer that only has 64calories. I get that.

None of it matters when you are rocking the sickest bike/paintjob known to mankind.

Bonus points for the mustache.

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Sure. It may not be cycling, but how long till we see the local junior phenom sporting this rooster tail underneath his helmet?

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That's Disappointing.

Seriously? 

Your title sponsor is Primal Wear and this is the garbage you came up with?

This is almost as disappointing as waking up on Christmas morning and seeing your dad banging your mom in a Santa hat. Was hoping for so much more.

Photo: Primal Pro Women Cycling

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You Were Saying?

Who cares about that kit. Take a look at Marty.

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Loose Nuts.

My nuts are tight looking at this.

Photo: Loose Nuts Cycles

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The Day The Internet Died.

No Comment.

H/T Tati Cycles

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What's Next?

We are just going to go ahead and assume that the next version of the University of Florida kit will be houndstooth.

Photo: @theryanfisher

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“Somebody get me a a 40 of St. Ides, 12 back issues of Dr. Strange from 1983 and a clove cigarette. I need to get in the design zone for this next batch.”

Cycling Kits / Polite Design (by Polite Design Media Machine)

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Stainless.

Classy. Just like the stainless appliances.