.

The one cat curiosity didn't kill. 28, Scotland

[plaguedocboi]

Literally nothing will make me more evil than just being sort of overwhelmed by Noises

[lakevida]

going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

[lakevida]

(weeping on the floor for ten minutes immediately followed by cleaning the kitchen with a placid smile) sul sul

[catchymemes]

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories

[lustyargonianmaid]

edit of all time

[axolotls4eva]

Dude when my social battery runs out there’s like no warning. I don’t get the 20% warnings it’s just I’ll be enjoying my time and then all of a sudden if one more word is spoken I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me.

[hellsbaby-deactivated20251129]

do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

[tornandwretched-deactivated2024]

me when my depressive episode is suddenly over

[catmask]

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

[smokeys-house]

my brother and I don't say "mcdonalds" when referring to the fast food chain. we've always said "mcnaldo's", then it became "naldo's". now it's simply "nald". and we always refer to it as a single unit. like "do you want a nald?"

[lunetta-suzie-jewel]

Big Mcthank

[sandmandaddy69]

[damazcuz]

I say "oh don't worry he doesn't bite" and you're confused because you don't see any dog but then you notice a single inchworm moving purposefully across the floor towards you at an alarming pace

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[pointnclick]

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

[dazzlerazz]

You’re in her dms well i’m in my jammies. goodnight

[mortalkombat4]

headphones are an epic invention. like yes i am in my little bubble listening to music that you can’t hear

[fairycosmos]

ping ponging back and forth between seeing immense beauty everywhere and feeling deeply like i am in hell

[pjackk]

Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed