Verohallinto

Finnish Tax Administration

[ryebreadgf]

so many ppl on tiktok will be like ‘look at my epic style glow up omg my style used to be so cringe’ and it just shows them wearing clothes that were in fashion in 2015 and then clothes that are in fashion now like baby that’s what happens when u don’t have ur own sense of style

[twofingerswhiskey]

got called “omg vintage” by a secretary in training at the dentist’s office on sunday because i wore a shirt that was in style five years ago like. ma’am i bought that in 2016

[unpatchedglitch]

this is WILD you can’t just leave this in the tags lmaoo

[twofingerswhiskey]

(cw: adult story below)

okay so basically the story went that he has. a fetish for guys with tats and piercings and this culminated in him getting real teeth KNOCKED OUT during a glory hole incident in 98 or 99 he can’t remember but basically the guy thrust in as he was catching his breath. and. teeth got knocked out. he was THAT HARD. 

so he gets dental implants and continues on his way, assured that he’ll never have to lose any more teeth. he used to bartend blah blah and was always complimented on his teeth but he eventually got them SNAPPED OUT during an altercation with a drunk guy and he got different ones put in and was like “oh, so this is a recurring theme in my life” and decided that he was going to swear off bartending.

so he moved out this way and started his “dick-sucking career” anew, hopeful, wide-eyed. and managed to get a piercing snagged on his fucking tonsil and they have to GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM TOGETHER BECAUSE THE GUY IS STUCK IN HIS FUCKING THROAT AND HE CAN ONLY BREATHE IF HE BREATHES AROUND THE DICK. it was at this moment i remembered that one fucking movie where a guy gets his prince albert piercing stuck in a lady as a killer is busting into the room and dies because he won’t cut it off and run or something

also as this is happening i’m waiting on x-ray results so i’m just. there lmao

and he was talking about how the guy NUTTED. IN THE AMBULANCE. BECAUSE OF THE VIBRATION OF THE ROAD. IN HIS THROAT. AND THEY HAD TO SUCTION IT OUT. WHAT THE FUCK. but it turns out that there was a bad cut to his gums as well because it was a spiked fucking piercing so he just. had to get a couple teeth replaced. again.

and they dated. for 2 more years. until he moved to serbia or something i forget that part i was laughing to hard. it might have been spain. idk anyways

the bf got stopped by airport security because this was a few years after 9/11 and he had to take half his piercings which were not “safe metals” for metal detectors (“because DIY punks are hotter” was his reason??) and he was like “do i take the dick one out too” (no, but he did get taken to be privately searched.) and it ended up, that his boyfriend (the guy in the dental office) laughed so hard, after hearing this story repeated, that he slipped and smacked face first into the edge of a table. and LOST HIS TEETH AGAIN, and ended up walking around “like a fucking christmas carol about wanting two front teeth” until his bf sent him money to get them fixed and then broke up with him “for some hot young thing”

so he gets new ones! and they lasted! they really did! for years!

and then, #4, was on sunday. he was so “inspired” after he was allowed to go on dates again. because quarantine and no-socialising rules and shit have hit hard here multiple times. that he “went too hard” at a small gay bdsm gathering. and he managed to both bend his teeth inwards and fuck his molars up FROM DICK SUCKING. and he was like “i was tied up there, thinking about how many times this has happened. and how some evil gay witch put a curse on me for being too good at sucking dick.” 

and he went on about how the kink club in question is technically helping to pay for this because they felt SO BAD and the guy who did this laughed his ass off and was like. i don’t have any money but once you get your teeth fixed - and the guy was like NO. I AM NOT SUCKING YOU OFF EVER AGAIN LOOK WHAT YOU DID

also this was told by the most middle-aged, boring looking man on earth. like picture an accountant, but gay and VERY clumsy and funny

[ramranchcowboycocks69]

[historianoftumbles]

What was this post about again??

[autisticexpression]

Fashion I believe.

[brightlotusmoon]

This is what being a comedian with ADHD is like, probably.

[goats-ablaze]

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

[thereisselfpreservation]

[vampiresdontsleep]

[autismfox]

Someone else come fuck that guy for me

[thenyanguardparty]

[teaboot]

Jumping from child care to private security really messes with you. I keep saying "oopsie daisy" and encouraging drunk folks to "go home, drink some water and take a nap, and let's try again in 24 hours, okay?" Best part by far is that it's working. Guy went like he was going to fight me the other day and his buddy said "you leave the nice lady alone"

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

[ID: Comment by @emilyshka “INCREDIBLE, good for you. I went from being a nanny to bartending and accidentally put a whole bachelorette party in time-out. 100% recommend it was great.”]

[verohallinto]

I was an au pair for a bit and after a bit in a another field I switched to private security and became a team lead.

Stuff I've done in no particular order that has worked amazing:

Giving my team stickers to decorate their lockers with

Calling mandatory excercises and revisions gym class

Calling certain tasks arts and crafts

Rewarding them with candy on occasion

Bringing baked goods around holidays and birthdays

Treasure hunt

Calling them "good boy" (most of them are grown ass men with military backgrounds)

Just asking them "how are we feeling"

Printing out a "class schedule" and putting it on the wall

Those fuckers love it, they're good sports about everything and their attitudes about mandatory stuff improved greatly. 100% recommend.

[verohallinto]

Okay, some additions:

Kids have those rewards boards on fridge? So do the guys at work now. A start sticker when something is done well as a team for that week.

Telling them they were very brave to do X. They blush and stutter at that and then preen. Works wonders.

[dogsdayilya]

Loyalty (1869)

— by Briton Rivière

Loyalty (2025)

— by Ilya Rozanov

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[batsandboba]

learning that 5 minute crafts is a russian mafia operation wasn't on my 2026 bingo card but also doesn't really surprise me

[jabibi-posting]

its what

[batsandboba]

russian mafia operation

[isa-ghost]

Hey what

[batsandboba]

oh. i’m sure its fine and normal that a video investigating the massive bot farm/slop channel shell company connections to the russian mafia and youtube’s own implication by allowing it to continue for profit has mysteriously vanished with no word from op.

[batsandboba]

5 Minute Crafts Has A Cybercrime Problem [ CHUPPL] [4K] : CHUPPL : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Original (now taken down) video of CHUPPL exposing SoulPublishing and 5 Min Crafts networkAn Exposé of the weirdest channel on the internetG

internet archive link

[garashir]

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

[lesbiansforboromir]

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[aroaceenjolras]

This "allosexuality" thing is just a phase. You just need to have really bad sex, and then maybe you'll change your mind.

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[sreegs]

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

[sreegs]

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

[teaspoon-sarah]

the sign in button?

[sreegs]

[kum-mer]

[torillatavataan]

As far as I know, this is not a real quote from anyone. It certainly does not come from the linked article. Please don’t spread false quotes, no matter how much you like the sentiment.

Also, I personally hate the conclusion of this article.

Here the lesson of the Russo-Finnish War is that a diplomatic compromise may be necessary. Ukraine may have to provide a guarantee of neutrality and agree to give up some of the territory that is already de facto in the hands of Russia: Crimea and the Donbas region in the east.

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In some sense, everyone will dislike such an outcome. Much like the Soviets in Finland, Putin will be frustrated that he failed to conquer and annex the entire country. The Ukrainians will be unhappy with the loss of their territory, as the Finns were. The U.S. and its allies will dislike removing sanctions against Putin despite his evident war crimes (although may be partly mollified if it calms the global economy).

But that outcome would stop the fighting, get Ukrainian refugees home, and allow the nation to continue as a sovereign albeit neutral state. Sometimes neutrality has advantages: Finland was able to serve as the negotiating place for the 1975 Helsinki Accords, which among other things guaranteed new human-rights protections for Soviet citizens.

Although there are obvious differences, the lessons of the Russo-Finnish War provide important lessons as we consider how to conclude an awful chapter in European history. The keys will be not just the continuing spirited resistance of the Ukrainians and more outside assistance, but also a willingness for compromise on all sides.

The writer is incredibly ignorant. Finland would have never agreed to give up its territory had there been a real choice or it wouldn’t have fought so fiercely in the first place.

The article does mention that like Ukraine, Finland received help and volunteer fighters, but it neglects to mention that most of the actual physical, tangible help arrived too late or not at all. Some of the material help meant for Finland hadn’t even been shipped yet by the time Finland ran out of ammunition and was therefore forced to sue for peace or face the inevitable defeat. Many of the volunteers who did arrive in Finland in time were not fit for action (such as Christopher Lee who famously volunteered and never saw combat in Finland).

“Outcome would stop the fighting, get Ukrainian refugees home, and allow the nation to continue as a sovereign albeit neutral state.” Are you serious?!

It did not stop fighting in Finland. It led to another war with just as devastating results for Finland, and that’s what led to Finland’s “neutrality”. Finland’s neutrality was not by choice and it would not be a true choice for Ukraine, either. Finland was forced into “neutrality” that led to Finland being unable to pursue the kind of relationship with the West it had wanted (even before independence Finland pursued a relationship with the West and wanted to be seen as Western which it very much wasn’t considered at the time – Finland being part of the West is still a very new concept) and left Finland under the influence of the Soviet Union despite “neutrality”. Finland may have been independent, but it was firmly under the Soviet Union’s thumb until its fall. Is this the future you want for Ukraine?! A sovereign nation only in name where media and people need to censor themselves? What a disgusting, deplorable suggestion.

The refugees cannot go home in this situation. If you give territory to Russia, people cannot go home. That happened in Finland. 420,000 people lost their homes forever. That was roughly 12% of Finland’s entire population at the time evacuated from the territories the Soviet Union took with the blessing of the West.

Try to, for a moment, imagine having to give up 12% of your own country’s territory (including your country’s second largest city) to an enemy and needing to resettle 12% of your country’s population while trying to recover from a war. Imagine being one of those people, forced to leave your home, your home region, forever. Having to start a new life potentially with nothing while many people around you inevitably grow frustrated because on top of their own problems and losses you are there. This is what happened to Finland. Is that the future you want for Ukraine and the Ukrainian people?

We all know what happened to ethnic minorities, dissidents, and the residents of the conquered territories in the Soviet Union. They died in millions. That would have likely been the fate of the Finnish people, too, had they remained in the ceded territories. We’ve already seen Russia deporting and killing Ukrainians in the occupied territories. People cannot safely go home if these territories are handed to Russia.

The lesson of the Winter War should be that we, the world, must never allow the same end result in Ukraine.

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[medievalsquire]

my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart

[jaesawalth]

MAAILMANMESTARIT💙 MUKI VAA!!

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[victusinveritas]

[countingonaverymerrychristmas]

can somebody explain what this post is I'm so confused

[songwithnosoul]

It's an art history/architecture joke.

For a long time, it was believed that the famous Greek/Roman statues that you see in museums were supposed to just be unpainted marble, but within the past sixty years or so, archeologists have discovered microscopic flecks of paint on the statues and realized that they were actually painted and the paint just came off in the intervening couple thousand years--or was intentionally rubbed off by archeologists and curators of centuries past, for the sake of making them "look right". And, as is described in the tweet pictured above, people have managed to analyze what little bits of paint remain and determine what some of these statues were supposed to look like. They were actually painted with bright colours and patterns.

Brutalism is a 20th-century style of architecture which eschews decoration in favour of bare, unpainted brick or concrete. The joke is in suggesting that the buildings aren't really supposed to look like that, the way that the ancient statues aren't supposed to look like that, even though all Brutalist buildings were built within living memory rather than thousands of years ago. (And it's possibly also poking fun at Brutalism as a style, for being so intentionally austere.) The buildings in the above photos have been edited to match the statues, with bright colours and patterns and Ancient Greek-style murals.

[flightyquinn]

The one thing that I'll add to this is that there was, for a long time, a concentrated effort to suppress the idea of marble statues having been painted. Even as the evidence was piling up, the idea has faced a lot of pushback, because there's been a long history in the art world of touting the beauty of "unblemished marble" and the idea that it's some kind of objective ideal of sculpture, which was always based in some faulty ideas, but which a lot of people are unwilling to let go.

It's not really relevant to the joke, but it's important to acknowledge that there has been cultural erasure going on for a long time regarding the idea of marble statues being painted.

[targetedknowledge]