Smart Ass for Hire

Hello, I’m Carmy. And I blog about whatever makes me happy.

[carmypen]

[polari]

grounding tips for the stressed aspiring tyrant: acknowledge 5 people you can sway to your cause, 4 methods you can use to persuade them (2 violent, 2 nonviolent), 3 people in positions of moderate power you can manipulate and usurp in order to gain access to 2 powerful institutions to destroy, and 1 foundational lie

[polari]

people are starting to character tag so i’d like to state upfront that this is part of a new branch of pop feminism i’m pioneering called despotette and as such is specifically advice for women trying to break into the world of tyranny, so if you must character tag it’s really only appropriate to do so if the character is a woman, thank you

[userfinalgirls]

regarding Zuko in that leaked clip from the Aang Avatar movie

[userfinalgirls]

seeing everyone else playing Pokopia

[carmypen]

The official Yugioh YouTube channel just completely called out my boy.

[rubysapphrald]

absolutely insane list

[rubysapphrald]

the entire concept of the omegaverse was specifically created to get jensen ackles as dean winchester pregnant and he’s been summarily dethroned by kpop stars two dudes who used to run around gotham city in speedos and a 20 year old from indiana

[subversivecynic]

This is incredibly funny ngl

[crazysodomite]

Found family but it's just about the characters leaving each other with permanent mental scars that never heal

[wonders-of-the-cosmos]

Merry Christmas, I think this year was difficult for many people, I try to publish things about astronomy so that we can forget a little about our problems and we can contemplate the cosmos around us. Thanks to all followers, for the messages and affection. 🪐🌌❤

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[meggeradraws]

Most of my Yugi's so far!

[glowpart2]

Did you guys know that this isn’t your grave and you can get out of this hole? I just found out

[heydocverdant]

alright everybody, let’s go around the dashboard and say what we’re most thankful for. I’m thankful for vanilla extract

[paintweaver-art]

Dalinar wept and clung to that youth, that child, as if he were the only real thing left in a world of shadows.

A Small Bottle. My depiction of a heartbreaking scene from Dalinar’s flashback chapters.

[partlysmith]

Spin the wheel. This is now your highest stat.

How fucked are you?

This owns

Pretty good actually

I can make this work

Not thrilled...

This sucks

My life is over

Voting ended onNov 14, 2025

[respect-the-kitty]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[memes-4-all]

[carmypen]

Kaito Tenjo is one of the most fascinating Yugioh characters of all time. He’s literally just Seto Kaiba if Seto Kaiba wasn’t a sopping hot wet mess of a human being. He’s Seto Kaiba, but he’s extra Batman. He’s Seto Kaiba but he has a functional relationship with his super villain father. He’s Seto Kaiba, but he knows how to cook. He’s Seto Kaiba, but he’s short and looks like a scrawny middle schooler despite being a full grown adult. He’s Seto Kaiba, but one time a woman had a crush on him, but then that woman changed her mind & ran away to Italy with her hot co-worker instead. He’s Seto Kaiba, and he ALSO built a magic portal to the card game after life, but instead of going to the card game after life to duel his magic ghost rival he looked at Yuma and said “hey buddy you look really depressed, built you a free portal to anime heaven, you go save my one true card game rival while me and Chris beat up this zombie mosquito man.” He had a duel in outer space with a real—not AI—magic dead person. He died on the moon. He is the only Yugioh rival to never lose to his protagonist. The fan base never talks about him. I love both him and Seto Kaiba in equal amounts. Please watch Yugioh Zexal.